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Wayne rooney has been granted a testimonial by manchester united after 11 years of service to the club! It would hold on august 3rd next year against yet to be determined opponents!

www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10045017/wayne-rooney-granted-manchester-united-testimonial


Well deserved! And knowing rooney he would want the biggest boys on earth jamming @ his testimonial! Messi, zidane, cr7 must show! But abeg if possible HE should coach instead of playing abeg, make him no embarrass himself that day again!

funlord:


Wayne rooney has been granted a testimonial by manchester united after 11 years of service to the club! It would hold on august 3rd next year against yet to be determined opponents!

www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10045017/wayne-rooney-granted-manchester-united-testimonial


Well deserved! And knowing rooney he would want the biggest boys on earth jamming @ his testimonial! Messi, zidane, cr7 must show! But abeg if possible HE should coach instead of playing abeg, make him no embarrass himself that day again!

Since na testimonial I nor mind make him play, I just hope and pray he grows a conscience and hangs his boot from there.

I swear, enough stars suppose show.

SIRcumalot:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Elko_B/status/658556579403403265

i dunno why you keep replying people that were born with intellectual sterility. LVG has said he pulled the dutch players out cos they are physically & psychologically drained but yet you still have NL rhesus monkeys shouting depay depay. if blind isn't playing as well, shouldn't that tell these laboratory rëtards this has nothing to do with depay?

how do these seriäl wänkers manage to navigate day to day activities when it's obvious they possess the IQ of a culex mosquito? they are not worried about their permanent residence in the relegation zone, they are concerned about depay. bunch of useless mentally-indigent roaches!

;DD Squawka ve no chill...

Wayne Rooney

Another week goes by and it’s another really poor performance from Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney. It is simply astonishing how far Rooney has fallen and there can’t be many left, apart from Louis van Gaal, who feel that he still deserves a place in the United first team. The fact that Rooney is 86 on FIFA 16 anyway is a joke and he needs to be taken down to 83, maybe even lower.



http://www.squawka.com/news/5-up-2-down-7-players-who-need-their-stats-changing-on-fifa-16-this-week-2/500529

Moanrinho rant revealed:

The rant which got jose moanrinho his latest touchline suspension cum fine has been revealed in the daily mail! Apparently jose told referee "Jon Moss":

“Wenger was right, you are _fucking soft,” in addition to a stream of other insults’.

He also refused to leave the refs room until he was forced out!


Now former general manager of the professional game match officials (PGMO) board "Keith Hackett" has now laid into Mourinho, claiming he is ‘tarnishing’ the image of the Premier League with his antics.

“Moss was appointed to what appears to be a
poisoned chalice when it comes to officiating
Chelsea,not the easiest team to control,”
For a number years with Jose Mourinho in charge, Chelsea have been a difficult team to referee. Sadly the image of the Premier League is being tarnished by the actions of Mourinho. He appears to be one very unhappy person who is using referees as a scapegoat for the poor performances of his team."

“The public spats involving the manager need to be dealt with immediately in a face-to-face
meeting. It’s my firm belief that there needs to be an urgent summit meeting between Jose
Mourinho, Bruce Buck the chairman of Chelsea,
Richard Scudamore, the chief executive of the
Premier League, and Mike Riley, general manager of PGMOL.”


What a TOUT! Lmfao!!

AdeLaNa1:
;DD Squawka ve no chill...

Wayne Rooney

Another week goes by and it’s another really poor performance from Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney. It is simply astonishing how far Rooney has fallen and there can’t be many left, apart from Louis van Gaal, who feel that he still deserves a place in the United first team. The fact that Rooney is 86 on FIFA 16 anyway is a joke and he needs to be taken down to 83, maybe even lower.

http://www.squawka.com/news/5-up-2-down-7-players-who-need-their-stats-changing-on-fifa-16-this-week-2/500529

rooney should be taken down to 79.
he's a liability. i am not even too worried about his goalscoring. if he was doing the basics like holding the play, making intelligent passes, creating chances, making assists, having an excellent touch, etc we won't be criticising too much.

look at rooney's touches on sunday.....
how can a #9 be this pathetic?

Mourinholic:
Is Depay still on the bench because of the dutch game that happened about 236 hours ago? Coogar

It's like coogar is still finetuning his response to this your question. Let me call coogar to come and answer this quickly. COOGAR bia osiso.

coogar:
rooney should be taken down to 79.

78 if u ask me.

he's a liability. i am not even too worried about his goalscoring. if he was doing the basics like holding the play, making intelligent passes, creating chances, making assists, having an excellent touch, etc we won't be criticising too much.

look at rooney's touches on sunday.....
how can a #9 be this pathetic?

He gve away the ball more dan i could count. He lost most aerial duels he went for. And wen he föölishly gave away the ball from dat Lingard pass, i was so pissed i felt like smashing my phone to the ground. He was really frustrating to watch on Sunday. He was basically useless to himself and United as a whole on Sunday....

codedguy1:
Hahaha! Raumdeuter is a very slippery guy. Atleast you now admit there are 4 teams that have real competion to win the EPL based on the total games played amongst the whole Epl teams unlike BL where Bayern is the only constant coefficient in ur top 4 or 5 or 10 or 18.

You are bringing UEFA ranking that is based on competions outside of the BL when we are talking about competition WITHIN the BL. I have admitted BAyern is a top 3 club in the world but WITHIN their league they don't have any competition, even when they lose or draw they would probably be 12points ahead making the loss insignificant in the scheme of things.

When westham beat Arsenal at the begining of the season, the other top teams musta felt that's an advantage to them cause traditionally westham aint a top team, but they then beat city and chelsea.

In the BL, occasionally one darkhorse appears and may probably win the league in a season and then fades away the next leaving almighty Bayern as the only constant.

Who are the top teams that can win the league in EPL? Arsenal Chelsea or is it Tottenham? Arsenal last won when Shevchenko was world footballer of the year and then Werder Bremen won the Buli

Since Arsenal won we have had Wolfsburg, Stuttgart and Dortmund win the Buli

The worrying part should be the constant top 4 in the EPL

Between 2005-2010 It was Man Utd, Chelsea Arsenal and Liverpool. In the last 5 yrs it was Man utd Chelsea, City and Arsenal with little changes once every blue moon


I can make a bet that at least 3 of those 4 would make top 4. Can you tell me the teams that would make top 4 in the Buli and put a bet on it?

If you can predict top 4 in a league of 20 then that league is useless

raumdeuter:
Who are the top teams that can win the league in EPL? Arsenal Chelsea or is it Tottenham? Arsenal last won when Shevchenko was world footballer of the year and then Werder Bremen won the Buli

Since Arsenal won we have had Wolfsburg, Stuttgart and Dortmund win the Buli

The worrying part should be the constant top 4 in the EPL

Between 2005-2010 It was Man Utd, Chelsea Arsenal and Liverpool. In the last 5 yrs it was Man utd Chelsea, City and Arsenal with little changes once every blue moon


I can make a bet that at least 3 of those 4 would make top 4. Can you tell me the teams that would make top 4 in the Buli and put a bet on it?

If you can predict top 4 in a league of 20 then that league is useless

You are making my argument for me.

I can predict top 4 in a league of 20teams but in no particular order. Now compare that to being able to predict with precision the winner in the burnthisleaguedown, 18 teams and the winner is known from the onset.

BREAKING NEWS:

DSTV has moved all Chelsea
matches to Cartoon Network to create room for
more Serious Matches on SuperSport..
One win in August
One win in September
One win in October
Chelsea's wins are coming once a month like the
menstrual cycle...

codedguy1:
You are making my argument for me.

I can predict top 4 in a league of 20teams but in no particular order. Now compare that to being able to predict with precision the winner in the burnthisleaguedown, 18 teams and the winner is known from the onset.

If you can predict top 4 then where is the competition you are telling us about. Unlike in the Bundesliga where the top 4 keeps changing in the EPL its almost constant

raumdeuter:
If you can predict top 4 then where is the competition you are telling us about. Unlike in the Bundesliga where the top 4 keeps changing in the EPL its almost constant

Dayo!

You are beginning to divert the argument to top 4. We are talking about bayern not having any competition in the BL which makes it easy to win the league even before a ball is kicked in a new season you are mentioning top 4. Stay on point.

I can confidently predict who would win the burnthisleaguedown in 2016/17 season. BAYERN MUNICH

But in the prem if you predict top 4 you can't really predict who is going to win, it shows that there is atleast some form of competition unlike that dead league where Bayern is the league itself.

codedguy1:
BREAKING NEWS:

DSTV has moved all Chelsea
matches to Cartoon Network to create room for
more Serious Matches on SuperSport..
One win in August
One win in September
One win in October
Chelsea's wins are coming once a month like the
menstrual cycle...

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

codedguy1:
Dayo!

You are beginning to divert the argument to top 4. We are talking about bayern not having any competition in the BL which makes it easy to win the league even before a ball is kicked in a new season you are mentioning top 4. Stay on point.

I can confidently predict who would win the burnthisleaguedown in 2016/17 season. BAYERN MUNICH

But in the prem if you predict top 4 you can't really predict who is going to win, it shows that there is atleast some form of competition unlike that dead league where Bayern is the league itself.

You chose to focus on the winner, I chose to focus on the top 4 and from my stand point I see little competition for the top 4 in the EPL. Its always the same teams that qualify for top 4 every season

The competition is so poor that even when Arsenal start poorly they are guaranteed of top 4. when Dortmund tried that last season na UEFA dem land

EPL lacks competition top to bottom

When are we going to see a top team at the bottom of the table after half of games have been played like we saw Dortmund last season

raumdeuter:
When are we going to see a top team at the bottom of the table after half of games have been played like we saw Dortmund last season

Don't worry,
Chelsea is trying their best to make this possible.

raumdeuter:
I told you 3 weeks ago we were not that motivated for a win and wanted to help your sorry arsses out

We didnt need to you, your season depended on the result

Hopefully they pair us together in knockout stages so we can teach you footballing lessons as we usually do

See as dem turn Belerin inside out like Kris Kros

https://giant.gfycat.com/OpulentLikableDragonfly.gif

Agbaya ni eh...


He is only an inexperienced 20 year old player

coded01:
Agbaya ni eh...

He is only an inexperienced 20 year old player

Na part of the experience be that and Costa is helping him to build it

If he moves to barca and becomes a top right back, he would remember those crucial lessons he got

raumdeuter:
You chose to focus on the winner, I chose to focus on the top 4 and from my stand point I see little competition for the top 4 in the EPL. Its always the same teams that qualify for top 4 every season

The competition is so poor that even when Arsenal start poorly they are guaranteed of top 4. when Dortmund tried that last season na UEFA dem land

EPL lacks competition top to bottom

When are we going to see a top team at the bottom of the table after half of games have been played like we saw Dortmund last season

Dayo don confuse!

There is competition amongst the other teams in the Burnthisleaguedown but there is NO competition for Bayern. So when you talk about other teams shuffling on the table in diff positions at the end of the season it is agreed that there was competition amongst them, fierce one for that matter.

But by February Bayern would be sitting pretty at the summit of the shyte league with a 15 -20points gap and declared winner.

Compare that to what happens in the prem where top teams are even scared of playing relegation fighting teams because of desperation.

Bayern has NO competition in that useless league is different from there is no competition at all in the league.

Its a complement to the superiority of Bayern.

raumdeuter:
Na part of the experience be that and Costa is helping him to build it

If he moves to barca and becomes a top right back, he would remember those crucial lessons he got

Bayern beats Wolfsburg tonight...

codedguy1:
Dayo don confuse!

There is competition amongst the other teams in the Burnthisleaguedown but there is NO competition for Bayern. So when you talk about other teams shuffling on the table in diff positions at the end of the season it is agreed that there was competition amongst them, fierce one for that matter.

But by February Bayern would be sitting pretty at the summit of the shyte league with a 15 -20points gap and declared winner.

Compare that to what happens in the prem where top teams are even scared of playing relegation fighting teams because of desperation.

Bayern has NO competition in that useless league is different from there is no competition at all in the league.

Its a complement to the superiority of Bayern.

Bayern doesnt make the entire league. There are 17 other teams who are battling tooth and nail for points every week and their position are not guaranteed like Dortmund found out when they were glued to the bottom of the table or Stuttgart who are in relegation places

In EPL when would we have such stories where Man City/Arsenal would be glued to the bottom of the table after midway

Last season bayern lost more games than Chelsea who won the EPL did

Bayern lost to All top 6 teams in the Bundesliga 2-0 to Leverkusen, 4-1 to Wolfsburg, 2-0 to Mochengladbach 1-0 to Augsburg

I am saying the top 4 in EPL have no competition at all for their spots, Its almost guaranteed even before the season starts Thats as uncompetitive as it gets

coded01:


Bayern beats Wolfsburg tonight...

We would find out in a few hours from now

raumdeuter:
Who are the top teams that can win the league in EPL? Arsenal Chelsea or is it Tottenham? Arsenal last won when Shevchenko was world footballer of the year and then Werder Bremen won the Buli

Since Arsenal won we have had Wolfsburg, Stuttgart and Dortmund win the Buli

The worrying part should be the constant top 4 in the EPL

Between 2005-2010 It was Man Utd, Chelsea Arsenal and Liverpool. In the last 5 yrs it was Man utd Chelsea, City and Arsenal with little changes once every blue moon


I can make a bet that at least 3 of those 4 would make top 4. Can you tell me the teams that would make top 4 in the Buli and put a bet on it?

If you can predict top 4 in a league of 20 then that league is useless

This is single-handedly the worst piece of garbage I've read in years!

What happened to the word "stability"??

You think say EPL na Buli where Wolfsburg would manage to build a decent team to challenge Bayern, only for you guys to pay peanuts for their best players & dang - the club is back to square one??

•The EPL isn't a league where Man Utd would trigger Alexis Sanchez's paltry 33m release clause 36 hours to Arsenal's vital 2nd leg CL semi final match

•We paid 25m or so for RVP - the EPL isn't a league where RVP woulda preferred to run down his Contract with the aim of joining us for free (with Arsenal watching helplessly)

•The winners of the EPL don't coast to victory with a 25 point lead as early as March.

Oga - in terms of competition, your league is the worst in the world. Accept it & move on!

Dadehmola:
This is single-handedly the worst piece of garbage I've read in years!

What happened to the word "stability"??

You think say EPL na Buli where Wolfsburg would manage to build a decent team to challenge Bayern, only for you guys to pay peanuts for their best players & dang - the club is back to square one??

•The EPL isn't a league where Man Utd would trigger Alexis Sanchez's paltry 33m release clause 36 hours to Arsenal's vital 2nd leg CL semi final match

•We paid 25m or so for RVP - the EPL isn't a league where RVP woulda preferred to run down his Contract with the aim of joining us for free (with Arsenal watching helplessly)

•The winners of the EPL don't coast to victory with a 25 point lead as early as March.

Oga - in terms of competition, your league is the worst in the world. Accept it & move on!

Stability is the opposite of competition. You cant claim your league is competitive and yet the teams position is still stable you have to choose one

Which Wolfsburg player did we buy? Rather we gave Wolfsburg Olic, Gustavo and Dante while Wolfsburg have been selling their best players abroad like they did for Diego, Dzeko and now Kevin Debruyne

You paid 25M for RvP we paid 40M for Gotze so tell who is preying on their rival

In Bayern last game Neuer and Lewandoski were the only players from other Buli teams. 2 out of 11

In Man utd's last game they had Smalling, Jones, Valencia, Rooney, Mata And Schneiderlin thats 6. Plus Carrick and Fellaini on the bench and Shaw + young injured

How many players from other PL teams?

So tell us who is preying on their leaguerivals

Coogar wont admit he goofed on this Depay matter!!!
Depay still getting rested weeks after the dutch game....................

raumdeuter:
Stability is the opposite of competition. You cant claim your league is competitive and yet the teams position is still stable you have to choose one

Which Wolfsburg player did we buy? Rather we gave Wolfsburg Olic, Gustavo and Dante while Wolfsburg have been selling their best players abroad like they did for Diego, Dzeko and now Kevin Debruyne

You paid 25M for RvP we paid 40M for Gotze so tell who is preying on their rival

In Bayern last game Neuer and Lewandoski were the only players from other Buli teams. 2 out of 11

In Man utd's last game they had Smalling, Jones, Valencia, Rooney, Mata And Schneiderlin thats 6. Plus Carrick and Fellaini on the bench and Shaw + young injured

How many players from other PL teams?

So tell us who is preying on their leaguerivals

This guy is a genius ...............only when it come to argument

raumdeuter:
Stability is the opposite of competition. You cant claim your league is competitive and yet the teams position is still stable you have to choose one

More opata yarns...

Stability in this context means that there are atleast 4 teams who are expected to be up there on the log.

When the serie A was the strongest league in the world, Roma, Inter, AC milan, Juve, and maybe lazio/Fiorentina were almost always assured of top finishes.

raumdeuter:
Which Wolfsburg player did we buy? Rather we gave Wolfsburg Olic, Gustavo and Dante while Wolfsburg have been selling their best players abroad like they did for Diego, Dzeko and now Kevin Debruyne

That's the ish...

You sell useless & redundant players to them while they are forced to sell their best players every season(without any adequate replacements).How on earth can Wolfsburg be stable??

raumdeuter:
You paid 25M for RvP we paid 40M for Gotze so tell who is preying on their rival

We paid £25m for an ageing RVP who was on the last months of his contract. Bayern paid a miserly £33m as release clause for one of their rivals best players - There's no basis for comparison.

raumdeuter:
In Bayern last game Neuer and Lewandoski were the only players from other Buli teams. 2 out of 11

Bayern stole Lewandowski & Goetze from a particular rival within an interval of 20 months.

The league in Germany is a disgrace..

raumdeuter:
In Man utd's last game they had Smalling, Jones, Valencia, Rooney, Mata And Schneiderlin thats 6. Plus Carrick and Fellaini on the bench and Shaw + young injured

How many players from other PL teams?

So tell us who is preying on their leaguerivals

When did Southampton, Tottenham, Everton & Wigan become man utd's league rivals??

Over the years, the transfers of players like Ballack, Neuer, lewandoski, Goetze, Van buyten etc have consistently weakened supposed rivals. Managers from rival clubs are known to make "we surrender to Bayern" statements at the start of almost every season.

Your league is rubbish Abeg!

Dadehmola:
More opata yarns...

Stability in this context means that there are atleast 4 teams who are expected to be up there on the log.

When the serie A was the strongest league in the world, Roma, Inter, AC milan, Juve, and maybe lazio/Fiorentina were almost always assured of top finishes.

You mentioned 6 teams who are almost assured of top 4 finish I am mentioning 4 teams in EPL who are almost assured of top 4 finishes. That shows the lack of competition in EPL is very precise

You just alluded that your league is stable which is the polar opposite of being competitive. So there you have it An EPL fan just told everyone that their league is stable. The top 4 gets virtually no competition

That's the ish...

You sell useless & redundant players to them while they are forced to sell their best players every season(without any adequate replacements).How on earth can Wolfsburg be stable??

Now tell us the players Bayern have bought from Wolfsburg in the last 10yrs. We are waiting

We paid £25m for an ageing RVP who was on the last months of his contract. Bayern paid a miserly £33m as release clause for one of their rivals best players - There's no basis for comparison.

You paid 25M for a RVP who was top scorer in the league and playing for your rival and was their captain What can be worse that that? Its like Barca buying Ronaldo for 25M after being top scorer and Madrid captain

Bayern stole Lewandowski & Goetze from a particular rival within an interval of 20 months.

The league in Germany is a disgrace..

Man Utd bought the captain and best player of their main rivals in one fell swoop and they were powerless to do anything in return. Actually RvP claimed he left to win titles which was impossible

The last league title was won for Man Utd by this same RvP who came from their main rival

When did Southampton, Tottenham, Everton & Wigan become man utd's league rivals??

Over the years, the transfers of players like Ballack, Neuer, lewandoski, Goetze, Van buyten etc have consistently weakened supposed rivals. Managers from rival clubs are known to make "we surrender to Bayern" statements at the start of almost every season.

Your league is rubbish Abeg!

Everton is not your rival, Tottenham is not your rival but Schalke and Hamburg are bayerns rivals even Leverkusen who have NEVER won a title are bayerns rivals

Over the years you were able to name 5 or 7 which dates to almost 15yrs ago. In your current team the starting 11 that started last Sunday I named 6 in the starting 11. I named 2 additional on the bench plus 2 injured.

I can go further into the past by naming Yorke, Cole, Rio, Cantona, keane Pallister etc

Man Utd preys on their league more than Bayern has ever done.

Like I said last game bayern had 2 ex Buli players thats18% , Man Utd had 6 out of 11. Thats 55%. 55% of Man Utd starting 11 came from other PL teams

basically other teams are just feeder for man utd

raumdeuter:
You mentioned 6 teams who are almost assured of top 4 finish I am mentioning 4 teams in EPL who are almost assured of top 4 finishes. That shows the lack of competition in EPL is very precise

You just alluded that your league is stable which is the polar opposite of being competitive. So there you have it An EPL fan just told everyone that their league is stable. The top 4 gets virtually no competition

Dademola: The league in Germany is wack because Bayern dont have genuine contenders for the league title

DayoMumu: The EPL is worse because the top 4 gets virtually no competition.

Which kind mumu response be this?

raumdeuter:
Youpaid 25M for a RVP who was top scorer in the league and playing for your rival and was their captain. What can be worse that that? Its like Barca buying Ronaldo for 25M after being top scorer and Madrid captain

A 29year old/ Injury prone RVP saw an opportunity to win a league title with a big club & made a wise decision. The likes of Ashley cole, Nasri, Song etc also made similar decisions & joined other bigger/stronger clubs. Dayo, the Ronaldo Analogy is as bleeped up as the Bundesliga.

raumdeuter:
Over the years you were able to name 5 or 7 which dates to almost 15yrs ago. In your current team the starting 11 that started last Sunday I named 6 in the starting 11. I named 2 additional on the bench plus 2 injured.

I can go further into the past by naming Yorke, Cole, Rio, Cantona, keane Pallister etc

Man Utd preys on their league more than Bayern has ever done.

Like I said last game bayern had 2 ex Buli players thats18% , Man Utd had 6 out of 11. Thats 55%. 55% of Man Utd starting 11 came from other PL teams

Poaching players from rival clubs is the issue here...

Bayern have shamelessly done that over the last 15 years but your feeble response is to mention players that joined man utd from lowly clubs like Aston Villa, Nottingham forest, Middlesbrough etc..

It's pretty evident that you have run out of points

Dadehmola:
Dademola: The league in Germany is wack because Bayern dont have genuine contenders for the league title

DayoMumu: The EPL is worse because the top 4 gets virtually no competition.

Which kind mumu response be this?

I cant help you if you cant see that having a static top 4 is the exact opposite of the competitive mantra you have been shouting of

A 29year old/ Injury prone RVP saw an opportunity to win a league title with a big club & made a wise decision. The likes of Ashley cole, Nasri, Song etc also made similar decisions & joined other bigger/stronger clubs. Dayo, the Ronaldo Analogy is as bleeped up as the Bundesliga.

This 29yr old was the best player of your rivals, their captain and top scorer in the league.How come this your explanation doesnt cut it for those who moved from Dortmund to bayern

We are still waiting for the players you claimed moved from Wolfsburg to bayern

Poaching players from rival clubs is the issue here...

Bayern have shamelessly done that over the last 15 years but your feeble response is to mention players that joined man utd from lowly clubs like Aston Villa, Nottingham forest, Middlesbrough etc..

Who are these rival clubs?
Mumomola: Schalke, Hamburg or Leverkusen are bayern rivals but Tottenham and Everton are not Manure rival?.

Anyone can see that you are just clutching at straws and not making much sense. Rio joined from leed who was a top 3 PL side, RVP joined from Arsenal, Mata joined from Chelsea, Carrick and Bernatov joined from SPurs

These are not rivals but Leverkusen who have never won the league are our rivals and Hamburg who are battling relegation

ElFenomeno1:
Coogar wont admit he goofed on this Depay matter!!!
Depay still getting rested weeks after the dutch game....................

The merefish will play against middlesbrough in the capital one cup tomorrow. Then, coogar will find his voice again on the new C Ronaldo that has been resting in peace since.

ElFenomeno1:
Coogar wont admit he goofed on this Depay matter!!!
Depay still getting rested weeks after the dutch game....................

is blind not getting rested?
before the internationals, did blind miss a game for united? it's quite baffling that as big as your head looks, there's no smidgen of intelligence in it.

the drain isn't only physical.....there's a psychological effect also involved. you can only start barking if blind plays & depay still sits on the bench. until then, depay/blind are in a rehab trying to sort out their emotional scars.