faith551:



Sorrry
That was what I was going to address when I said I had to edit to shorten the story.
We exchanged cell phone numbers, he gave me his and asked me to flash his line so he could get mine. Remember I didn't sense fowl play then, I was interacting with him on a business platform. I didn't know he had ulterior motive

misspicy:
okay maybe u should edit it in d rightup before it makes FP

faith551:



Brother the thing pain me ooo, I just can't stand such things. The thought of my kids growing up in a world where they stand to be molested by kids of thesame sex weakens me

misspicy:
u were preparing for jamb as at that time yet u drive a car?

faith551:



Brother the thing pain me ooo, I just can't stand such things. The thought of my kids growing up in a world where they stand to be molested by kids of thesame sex weakens me

hopeforcharles:

Seriously it is sick, Thank God for that law banning same sex marriage, Atleast it will keep them on leash, Infact I read diabolic meaning to that home stuff,

Durentt:

1, u barb ur hair every weekend, dats faqqish enough
2. U were even rubbing talcum powder. Nawaooh
3. U are saying ur fellow man is very goodlooking when u saw him, dats how gay men act.
4. U sat down and put ur leg on the table,. Bruh, dats too feminine
5. U even smiled at da guy sef. Did u wink at him too. Let me stop here. U are a gay, stop pretending puhleease

faith551:

Have u ever had such an experience?

Utchgirl:


Lollzz

styless:
Read something like this once on dnb stories, though a more humorous piece

flokii:
I remember back then in d uni...

we dare not enter d bathroom to bath or take a shiit after 7pm despite having lights on ... GAYbriels dem don dey hang around...

you wnt even feel d urge to shiit... we bath outsyd mostly (make I come see any idiot wey go try rubbish)
those faggotss are really disgusting and dangerous as they move in groups... we survived.. thank God

Highcuerayte:
When Ladies say they love me I find it funny. Trust me I will laugh so tey the gay Spirit will leave the guy

.

faith551:


Yes?

Utchgirl:



Jux negodu anya ife i'na-aju m.
Lolzzz.....

faith551:


asa nwa, kee kwanu

Utchgirl:



U r dia !
A di m nma

ClassCaptain:
A senior friend asked me to wait 4 him in an
eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for sumtin of
₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can afford).

While eating&waiting,I notice a rich man in
agbada. About 50secs later, a man went to dis
richman & told him he lost his wife & need
money...Immediately, d richman gave him a
millon naira cheque
out of pity.(wow! I was shocked).

Another man went in crying dat he lost his father
& needed money 4 burial, this good rich man
gave him a millon naira cheque too (ehn? Kini
mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT).
I was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie I'll
also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I summoned
courage and went to d richman's
front.

I told him I lost my grandfather & I need
money (I was crying,sheddingcrocodile
tears...).whileI was expecting this man to open his
brief case & give me a cheque too, suddenly I
heard a noise











"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!!
MR MAN, YOU CAN'T INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST
LIKE THAT"

FlySly05:


Classcaptain your madness do training for Aro come go do masters for Yaba left..... Lol. to think that I was following that story with keen interest imagining where it will lead.

You funny sha.

Durentt:

1, u barb ur hair every weekend, dats faqqish enough
2. U were even rubbing talcum powder. Nawaooh
3. U are saying ur fellow man is very goodlooking when u saw him, dats how gay men act.
4. U sat down and put ur leg on the table,. Bruh, dats too feminine
5. U even smiled at da guy sef. Did u wink at him too. Let me stop here. U are a gay, stop pretending puhleease

ClassCaptain:
A senior friend asked me to wait 4 him in an
eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for sumtin of
₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can afford).

While eating&waiting,I notice a rich man in
agbada. About 50secs later, a man went to dis
richman & told him he lost his wife & need
money...Immediately, d richman gave him a
millon naira cheque
out of pity.(wow! I was shocked).

Another man went in crying dat he lost his father
& needed money 4 burial, this good rich man
gave him a millon naira cheque too (ehn? Kini
mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT).
I was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie I'll
also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I summoned
courage and went to d richman's
front.

I told him I lost my grandfather & I need
money (I was crying,sheddingcrocodile
tears...).whileI was expecting this man to open his
brief case & give me a cheque too, suddenly I
heard a noise











"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!!
MR MAN, YOU CAN'T INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST
LIKE THAT"

Monalisa185:

I'm sorry,buh are you saying that a jamb applicant can't own a ride?

Highcuerayte:
When Ladies say they love me I find it funny. Trust me I will laugh so tey the gay Spirit will leave the guy

.

rexkexmilan:

faith551:



Everything in the story adds up sis.
I had to re edit time after time just to make it short cause I know ppl here dnt really like reading lengthy posts.
I wrote jamb 3 times, and what am talking about happened when I was preparing for the last one.
I started driving at age 18

BelieveLima:

Sharap! who's car whre u driving @ age 18? what city, town or village was that? If u started driving @ that age their is no way u wil be made 2 write jamb 3 good times when u can use money 2 buy admission.