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tsdarkside:
okay,,,you mean elephant-trunk....hahahahaha...the thing is,you can use it as a belt too....hahahaha...

but dem this wan cum,no be small......

Goodboiyy:
tonychristopher, I know how it feels en.. take heart... Be like you get Small Joystick.. Lolz.. na joke oo..

Men wen NL babes go descend on u, ur eye go clear..

Adanna28:
There's nothing wrong with liking it big, I mean Igbo men are naturally endowed, I personally don't find it a hindrance, a bit of pain feels good at times.

I mean if a woman can deliver a baby, na pain there also, if she can go through heart break na pain there also, if she can handle cooking for hours n sometimes burn her hand, na pain there also.

Women can handle big things sha, I guess I'm just more honest with myself n my views.

tenderlaw:
For the information of the guy talking about 8" diccks...there are two types of diccks...growers and showers.

Growers are small when flaccid and enlarge when turgid. Showers, like the 8" rod, are big ab initio. They DO NOT enlarge much when turgid. So, 8" may enlarge to, say, 9".

For the "fainter", relax. Nothing dey happen.

player007:
Op sounds like someone who has on countless time lost his gf to guys with bigger 'packages'.
U better go buy burantashi!!!
From all you'v said I only agree with on 5.

marleyboy1991:
Hnnnnnm

I know married ladies and girls and people you don't expect that just wanna hang around till they eventually Bleep that B*g Dick....only girls who are still upcoming in the s*x world will agree to this....

BIG D*CK been casting a nigga long ago...all you need is a girl you. bleeped to inform her friend and every damn girl wanna Bleep you

tonychristopher:
AJO NWA...LOL


SO YOU LOVE IT HUGE, THEN GO FOR THE HUGE THING...MAYBE COME TO PAPI

LordOfTheWeed:
Mine is 2inches when flaccid but 9inches when turgid, am i ok

Adanna28:
There's nothing wrong with liking it big, I mean Igbo men are naturally endowed, I personally don't find it a hindrance, a bit of pain feels good at times.

I mean if a woman can deliver a baby, na pain there also, if she can go through heart break na pain there also, if she can handle cooking for hours n sometimes burn her hand, na pain there also.

Women can handle big things sha, I guess I'm just more honest with myself n my views.

LordOfTheWeed:
Mine is 2inches when flaccid but 9inches when turgid, am i ok

darkskingoddess:
Chisos is lawd

tonychristopher:
10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis

10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis
And it’s curvy as well?!
Trouser snake. One-eyed monster. 100 per cent all-beef thermometer.

Pink tractor beam. Tent pole. Purple-headed soldier man.

Men. You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis, bigger is better.

This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.

But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.

Here’s why.

1. Normal condoms don’t fit

Which you’d think might make everyone smug.

In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down a specialist supplier who, naturally, charges triple the price for XXLs.

2. Vaginas don’t fit

Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vaginas.

It’s a bit like trying to squeeze Optimus Prime into an aeroplane loo.

Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful manoeuvers if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties.

3. Cystitis

Because nothing says romance like bruising your girlfriend’s urethra so badly she ends up peeing fire.

4. Anal

5. A very real risk of suffocation

In porn the whole ‘woman almost choking on man meat’ is probably quite hot.

In real life no woman wants to go out like that.

6. Vanilla sex

With a small or average-sized member you can both rut away to your little hearts’ content with you on top, them on top, sitting down, from behind, from the side and so on, in an almost unending series of combinations.

Larger lads have to content themselves with one ole faithful – whichever one doesn’t make their lady howl in agony.




Whoa there, buddy. Your big banana schlong may not be such a cause for celebration
7. Bleeding Because, for some men, the term pork sword is unfortunately accurate.

8. Careful, measured sex

OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of pre-intimacy becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.But you’ll never have fast, passionate, ‘animal’ sex without a lot of pain afterwards.

9. You will always need lubeAlways. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park?Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.

10. They’re messy to look at The whole of classical Greek sculpture shuns your out-of-proportion yogurt slinger.

darkskingoddess:
Chisos is lawd

Lol.. .. .. Are you minding me?

osedvgirl:

tonychristopher:
10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis

10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis
And it’s curvy as well?!
Trouser snake. One-eyed monster. 100 per cent all-beef thermometer.

Pink tractor beam. Tent pole. Purple-headed soldier man.

Men. You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis, bigger is better.

This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.

But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.

Here’s why.

1. Normal condoms don’t fit

Which you’d think might make everyone smug.

In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down a specialist supplier who, naturally, charges triple the price for XXLs.

2. Vaginas don’t fit

Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vaginas.

It’s a bit like trying to squeeze Optimus Prime into an aeroplane loo.

Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful manoeuvers if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties.

3. Cystitis

Because nothing says romance like bruising your girlfriend’s urethra so badly she ends up peeing fire.

4. Anal

5. A very real risk of suffocation

In porn the whole ‘woman almost choking on man meat’ is probably quite hot.

In real life no woman wants to go out like that.

6. Vanilla sex

With a small or average-sized member you can both rut away to your little hearts’ content with you on top, them on top, sitting down, from behind, from the side and so on, in an almost unending series of combinations.

Larger lads have to content themselves with one ole faithful – whichever one doesn’t make their lady howl in agony.




Whoa there, buddy. Your big banana schlong may not be such a cause for celebration
7. Bleeding Because, for some men, the term pork sword is unfortunately accurate.

8. Careful, measured sex

OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of pre-intimacy becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.But you’ll never have fast, passionate, ‘animal’ sex without a lot of pain afterwards.

9. You will always need lubeAlways. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park?Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.

10. They’re messy to look at The whole of classical Greek sculpture shuns your out-of-proportion yogurt slinger.

tonychristopher:
10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis

10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis
And it’s curvy as well?!
Trouser snake. One-eyed monster. 100 per cent all-beef thermometer.

Pink tractor beam. Tent pole. Purple-headed soldier man.

Men. You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis, bigger is better.

This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.

But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.

Here’s why.

1. Normal condoms don’t fit

Which you’d think might make everyone smug.

In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down a specialist supplier who, naturally, charges triple the price for XXLs.

2. Vaginas don’t fit

Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vaginas.

It’s a bit like trying to squeeze Optimus Prime into an aeroplane loo.

Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful manoeuvers if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties.

3. Cystitis

Because nothing says romance like bruising your girlfriend’s urethra so badly she ends up peeing fire.

4. Anal

5. A very real risk of suffocation

In porn the whole ‘woman almost choking on man meat’ is probably quite hot.

In real life no woman wants to go out like that.

6. Vanilla sex

With a small or average-sized member you can both rut away to your little hearts’ content with you on top, them on top, sitting down, from behind, from the side and so on, in an almost unending series of combinations.

Larger lads have to content themselves with one ole faithful – whichever one doesn’t make their lady howl in agony.




Whoa there, buddy. Your big banana schlong may not be such a cause for celebration
7. Bleeding Because, for some men, the term pork sword is unfortunately accurate.

8. Careful, measured sex

OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of pre-intimacy becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.But you’ll never have fast, passionate, ‘animal’ sex without a lot of pain afterwards.

9. You will always need lubeAlways. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park?Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.

10. They’re messy to look at The whole of classical Greek sculpture shuns your out-of-proportion yogurt slinger.

BlaqCoffee109:
quarrelling? u good?

jonaifame22:
rubbish! Big dickk I believe gives a gal a bittersweet experience which is a taste of both worlds, big dickk stays ur gal wth u even if u're dead broke!

HopeAtHand:
The Op of this thread is an ediot..

This is your type of thread, stick with it..don't want to see you in politics..we discuss better things there.

4stylz:
Don't go and hustle for money; use ur dickk dey hustle... even if ur dick long from ibadan to Lagos, ur babe will still leave you