mikuz:
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It's the hardcore niggy/ with the smartest siggy/
Bringing fresh rhymes straight out from Port Harcourt city/
But cos as peeps backstab me in this section/
. I wanna bare my mind and let you know why Mikuz is stressing/
Where were they when in FFR my puns and metas were cruel/
They were losing debates back in secondary school/
The quality of raps in here then was a
disgrace/
Before I became a mod biters were running the place/
No one volunteered when Lalaboiy and Eldee left the ride/
Until I came through and chased fake emcees from the site/
We've inspired niggas who are now the sharpest of rhymers/
We even took it to the next level with audio battles and cyphers/
Outside this section, NL only knows about the poetry zone/
But it's a fact that niggas on here are holding their own/
What would bring this place back to life is not heart wrenching. curses/
But ddope writtens mixed with fence breaking punches/

i was gonna like this verse - until i saw this demoting wack end/
i never knew textcees could text-rap with an ibotic accent/

ya prolly talk with R missing/ you can't cluck ya tongue without hissing/

at the bukka, you ask for price and lists/
then you go like, "l want to buy LICE n beans"/

i know you can rhyme at least/
buh why did you rhyme crenching and breaking?/
with an accent like that, you prolly pronounce messi as maysi/

you gon have a problem reading this script/ because it's had too many R's filling it since/

tyson is back! I'm killing this sh!t/ squeezing me fists/ throwing jabs that drops singles anyhow. hope you feeling the hits/

i'm a cross-breed of a lion n a python/ i'll eat ya for food sake, +++ sh1t ya for poo sake +++, get tied in a nylon/ shot-put you into where flies will be dining/

tyson is bad/ i kill with a gargantuan attack/
i'm always the first, niggas lag at me back/
we only see niggas behind mikuz, when they banging him hard/


if he tries beef, he gets gored in an attempt/
mikuzz gets slaughtered and annexed/
then i slit his tongue to cure his bad accent/

Open call-out.

Supermiy:
i meant freestyling with ease

you just have to practice.. .


mikuz.. .I call you out for a rematch.. Let's drop this tomorrow by 6pm or on Saturday morning
12 bars

holla as soon as you see this.

007bruce will help us create the thread.. ..

Classsyalabolas:


you just have to practice.. .


mikuz.. .I call you out for a rematch.. Let's drop this tomorrow by 6pm or on Saturday morning
12 bars

holla as soon as you see this.

007bruce will help us create the thread.. ..

Sunday, 8pm.

mikuz:


Sunday, 8pm.

007bruce please take note.. .
Sunday 8pm [12 bars]

apotek:
What happened to darkrebel's likes and shares

all shares and no likes makes Dark a dull boy. . . Hit like if you get

Loonatiikk's back to claim this thread/ a nigg@ with the mantle . . . Was gone but no one to take the step/ . . . Of slaying vets/
. . .Now I'm back only to see banana banters/ of these half hazard w@nkers/
. . . Bis lost his head . . Mixing with these new age calabar rappers!!/
Really . . . It clowns men/ of my calibre. . in a renowned sense/
. . . Seeing a KING's TOURNEY on NL without vets!!/ I been away from florida to orlando/
still I'm everly compared like messi and ronaldo/
So ya'll best come back to get your bag though/ I'm rusty . . . But I could still spray rounds in/
When my blades hound thee/ . . . You gon die laughing . . Cos these clips funny like cr@ze clown vids!!!/. . .
I don't shower or offer grace/ . . . Ya'll paupers phased/. .
“Different strokes for different folks“ . . . For 'you I'd get a longer cane'!/
Ema prince still a tender queer/ rap still softer than fela's beard/
He riddles . . . Bullets bout to 'scatter his temple' . . . Like Jesus having a temper flare!!!/ . .
I said it before . . I don't f.u.cks with these new cats/
Ibime and mikuz better do something to these jew lads/
They rue crap and spew trash/
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And darkrebel, hope you still screw f@gs?/ ^^

Classsyalabolas:


007bruce please take note.. . Sunday 8pm [12 bars]

ok

I go gentle e'erytime I land/ no stress, yet they come special, big n grand/
My setup 're predictable, so u could easily 'draw the conclusion' cos my lines always put a 'pencil in ya hand!'/

Not spittin' lies anywhere/ in the presence of you guys, I declare/
I agree . y'all are definitely the real s.hit, see flies everywhere/

You can't walk the walk, u a losin' bacteria/ in two hours you'll find it difficult movin' ya tibia/
4 lines from me will 'demolish ya structure totally' . . . exactly what ISIS militants are doing in Syria/

No wonder they style far from been scarier, great and liked/
Very easy to spot 'em, their lengthier phrase alike/
Facebook battlers somethin' else, rather than 1 stroke, they endin' lines with heavier rate of strikes//////////

Can see what players do in this sport venue/ hold it! its Nintendo smart boy to the rescue/
I could assist ur injured team for help and support, its on ur Windows 7 Start Menu/

I love the damsel swag/ she admires D's "banana" length/
Our bond is great, ...all hail Daniel Craig/

Slickness in each blow/ anytime they read this minute, they scream whoa!/
FLU-ent english is what we call it, Sickness in e'ery flow/

A fairy tale, nothin' bout the jokes realer/ he about tellin his bro, Jack and the Beanstalk when I entered with his folks leader/
And 'fore he would say Jack, my gun butt landed on his nostril, ................ Stoke's keeper/

007Bruce:


ok

Alright..giyaz Jason and sosiq are debarred as usual[mikuz-take note- if they post on the battle thread, they should get a ban].. and voting should last for 24 hours max to avoid any form of scuffle like the last time.

and mikuz. ...we should drop tomorrow by 6pm or on Sunday by 10am.. .Sunday 8pm is too far & late as the next day's a working day..afterall you said you only need a day to write for battles some time ago.. ... ..so hasten up so we can post tomorrow.. ... I already wrote my verse this morning..so it's up to you now

rhymeunatic:
Loonatiikk's back to claim this thread/ a nigg@ with the mantle . . . Was gone but no one to take the step/ . . . Of slaying vets/
. . .Now I'm back only to see banana banters/ of these half hazard w@nkers/
. . . Bis lost his head . . Mixing with these new age calabar rappers!!/
Really . . . It clowns men/ of my calibre. . in a renowned sense/
. . . Seeing a KING's TOURNEY on NL without vets!!/ I been away from florida to orlando/
still I'm everly compared like messi and ronaldo/
So ya'll best come back to get your bag though/ I'm rusty . . . But I could still spray rounds in/
When my blades hound thee/ . . . You gon die laughing . . Cos these clips funny like cr@ze clown vids!!!/. . .
I don't shower or offer grace/ . . . Ya'll paupers phased/. .
“Different strokes for different folks“ . . . For 'you I'd get a longer cane'!/
Ema prince still a tender queer/ rap still softer than fela's beard/
He riddles . . . Bullets bout to 'scatter his temple' . . . Like Jesus having a temper flare!!!/ . .
I said it before . . I don't f.u.cks with these new cats/
Ibime and mikuz better do something to these jew lads/
They rue crap and spew trash/
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And darkrebel, hope you still screw f@gs?/ ^^

welcome back, gay!! Lol...

Emaprince:
welcome back, gay!! Lol...

Lool chairman,how far? Been a while

diss @pundad... urban children will call him "punpapa".... leggo.....

He called me a parrot,/ he also said ama faggott,/ and even went ahead to call my mom... a harlott/.... yea, but there is a true fact/ i must let this fagg/ know, cause he's nothing but a wacktard/.... you never asked how you were raiseed/ leave RG, go home, ask dad/ you were picked from the street nigga you're a bastardd/ ..... the fact that you called my mom a harlott/ doesn't make me angry/ cause that's a fact i must agree/.... but why does your virgin mary mom/ will always sneak through my window/ at night begging for my cock?/ but wait a minute, is she a widow?/ or your dad the faggott you called me?/ or is he a weakling?/ cause i'm tired of banging your mom week in/ week out, week out week in/

.... hol' up... lemme do the 9ija style

Yemi alade should ask this oga Thomas/ waytin e day fine for my dommot/ cause if e no commot/ i go call madam Titus/ to spray him with virus,/ i know you didn't get that, clueless gee ......... you and your clique won't do me shitt/ when i will ride to your hood with freaks/ yea, that's cause ama fucking out law/ and if you were to be a lawyer/ i would step over your constitution/ to show you ama 'bove the law/.... you said am sucking the admins' cock/ yes, i will rather do that than get in Bleep/ with your mom or sis whose cuntss are hard than rock/.....
this is me Nine, pundad you can't do me shit, Bleep you brado

these wack facebook cats tho

So I'm simply simplifying simplistic simplifications/
Little tongue twister out to leave your mouth with a blister//
Maybe my vowels are weak so I'd rather use alliterations/
An assonance might work, well, maybe I'm none the wiser//
I thought I was the dark Knight , getting lost in the moment/
But I kept fumbling around with a big L in my movement/
People throwing the gauntlet telling me that it's on//
Say I'm the MJ to their Hakeem Olajuwon//
1st draft, 1st pick, what can I say?/
Should I air on them to see if I can blow them away?/
Coming for me with a net or worse still a harpoon//
I see finding nemo is more than just a cartoon//
Cold brothers be burnt to see another man shine/
Thriller in Manilla but they still don't get the punch line/
Caveman battle mode they all coming at me with sticks//
So I brought out sixteen when I rooted two fifty six//

obesemf:
these wack facebook cats tho

What you claiming? That your dope? That if we call Nl dope emcees,you'll be among...? Guy mind ya words...poku

CaptainCids:


What you claiming? That your dope? That if we call Nl dope emcees,you'll be among...? Guy mind ya words...poku

implying you're better? why so personal? or i struck a nerve?

rhymeunatic:


Lool chairman,how far? Been a while

OMG!! I wrote 'f.ag' and it changed to 'gay'.. Which one is worst? 'F.ag or gay? I hate the word 'gay'.

Anyways, I'm doing great! You decided to comeback to the name Nairaland gave you. However your name changed from 'rhymelunatic' to 'rhymeunatic' is something only seun can explain. How's life going, bro?

Emaprince:
OMG!! I wrote 'f.ag' and it changed to 'gay'.. Which one is worst? 'F.ag or gay? I hate the word 'gay'.

Anyways, I'm doing great! You decided to comeback to the name Nairaland gave you. However your name changed from 'rhymelunatic' to 'rhymeunatic' is something only seun can explain. How's life going, bro?

Good good , school sturvs been taking my time jare...
Any hot battle don happen recently?? Or any freestyles dey? E don tey I read better NL shyt

obesemf:


implying you're better? why so personal?
or i struck a nerve?

When ya talking be specific,
there are only few Elites in this gwup that compete with most FB Emcees,people like Ibime,streetwise(not really an nl cat),dbr,glaciers,Emma prince,sir krone,thunderstorm,coogar, mailmac,and maybe mikus etc...


But FB?
Tega,Ink,Casper,Sarosh,Tek,Ayo,black,stiff,priest,slim,thrills,father,dah reporter,illscripts,Kas,frAntick,cash,Hector,cold blooded,beshi etc

What am saying be careful when you make general statements?
Like all these FB emcees Ehen!!!!!!
Guy,smh, mek I no talk much



Legout

Classsyalabolas:


Alright..giyaz Jason and sosiq are debarred as usual[mikuz-take note- if they post on the battle thread, they should get a ban].. and voting should last for 24 hours max to avoid any form of scuffle like the last time.

and mikuz. ...we should drop tomorrow by 6pm or on Sunday by 10am.. .Sunday 8pm is too far & late as the next day's a working day..afterall you said you only need a day to write for battles some time ago.. ... ..so hasten up so we can post tomorrow.. ... I already wrote my verse this morning..so it's up to you now

Cc: Mikuz

you agree?

obesemf:


next sunday. 007Bruce take note. Create thread on saturday. Title match

007Bruce i think its time u create the thread. Remember its a title match..

obesemf:


let's go. Sunday , my Lord of the rings title up for grabs.

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So not everything in Nairaland votes. Only these people gon vote...
Ibime
Emaprince
Coogar
Lagunna1
Guykhena
Krone
DKlef
MuhdG
007Bruce
Darkenedrebel.
Only! U can set it up now, we'll drop on sunday.

rhymeunatic:


Good good , school sturvs been taking my time jare...
Any hot battle don happen recently?? Or any freestyles dey? E don tey I read better NL shyt

007bruce vs Ibime

https://www.nairaland.com/2670535/regular-battle-007bruce-vs-ibime

Coogar vs Elymaxiimus

https://www.nairaland.com/2629502/september-remember-coogar-vs-elymaxiimus

these wack facebook cats tho

pls obesemf respect urself cos if i have not pasted that verse u wouldnt have made that comment..... i respect ery textcee here, wack or dope cos no one was born dope but just practice..... better still, if u wanna beef me, call me out and stop acting like a white man who saw a black man in white house...... tank u

007Bruce:


Cc: Mikuz

you agree?

just create the thread so that I can check in.. .If he doesn't accept to drop tomorrow by 5pm,then we drop on Sunday by 12pm latest. ..I just need the thread up to get me gingered

rhymeunatic:


Good good , school sturvs been taking my time jare...
Any hot battle don happen recently?? Or any freestyles dey? E don tey I read better NL shyt

because you were preoccupied with biting lyrics...weren't you just kicked out of RG for plagiarizing in your medley with Ink? and you still have the effrontery to come here.. .wacko jacko. .the next time you're composing your rëtarded verses, make sure to keep my name out of it. I'm allegic to weak emcees.. .

Classsyalabolas:


just create the thread so that I can check in.. .If he doesn't accept to drop tomorrow by 5pm,then we drop on Sunday by 12pm latest. ..I just need the thread up to get me gingered

Alright. . .

Snickz:
these wack facebook cats tho

pls obesemf respect urself cos if i have not pasted that verse u wouldnt have made that comment..... i respect ery textcee here, wack or dope cos no one was born dope but just practice..... better still, if u wanna beef me, call me out and stop acting like a white man who saw a black man in white house...... tank u

yes boss

007Bruce:


Cc: Mikuz

you agree?

My bad, I thought that post was from Icekidd.
I ain't battling Dark!

mikuz:

My bad, I thought that post was from Icekidd. I ain't battling Dark!

smh

Need a brawl......open c/o