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***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by mikuz(m): 9:34pm On Oct 16, 2015
Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 3pm, Sunday 18 October 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by 007Bruce: 10:22am On Oct 17, 2015
AMICAL SUPPLICE


¤Ain tryna mock the jerk/ but "bis was once a cobbler"... its what i fûcking heard/ & its ironic. . .he wouldn't shine in this battle... even if he comes with a polished verse


¤the peacock will cry/ when i bring forth a knife/ ibime would be seeking for prothestic hands after this/. . . i'm cutting off the arm of bis/. . . for tryna pick up a fight/


¤He got spanked & owned/. . . when emaprince put up a classic flow/ . . .then got suspended in the air aftermath. . . by an angry foe/ so expect bis 'come out swinging' in this brawl... since he was hanged by krone/


¤KRONE left the bully gored/ with heartbreaking personal & exclusive puns/ . . . bis was all about the gun talks. . .how he popping the uzis, fours/. . . but we couldnt see where he was shooting from/ you should keep shut. . . quit the bull shít talks/ and tell us how are you planting timebombs. . . . when you couldnt dig through his flaw/


¤i'll have the menace trampled/ with the techs i handle/ his death is within a 'shouting distance'/ but no one would hear the lousy nuisance/. . . cos my gun makes the 'loudest noise'. . . .call it an empty barrel/

¤i've had em pùssies/ of cuties with classy boobies/bis is only down with the ho's. . . when doing the gardening duties/


¤I'm the active killer... who cap em ninjas/ each time i grip the macs & nina/ but bis is a sissy. . .a fäggish nigga/ he couldnt raise the shells if he was Master Splinter/


¤I'm ripping off his jaw/ without picking up me sword/ y'all know i jab, punch in fights. . .you can see how i'm beating up the dork/ but bis only throw hooks when fishing from the shore/


¤the crowd be clapping their hands/ everytime i spit a chapter of rap/ but this rapper is wack/ cos they're quick to boo bis like the mammary glands/

¤he keeps telling lies, how he paying expenses with foreign dough/ but the fella's broke, even his lover knows.../ ibime couldn't foot the bills if he treads on dollar notes/

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Ibime(m): 10:23am On Oct 17, 2015
Leggo. . . .


- I’m a savage and killer/ One punch will test his skills as an amateur swimmer/ Water no get enemy? . . .but the Crocodiles will. . . . when he land in the river!/ And these fists are like Brandy and Liquor/ cos one blow. . . will have Double seeing double. . . . without staring at the man in the mirror!!/

- If he summon the valour/ this very night. . . his rotten cadaver/ will trouble Valhalla/ Voters will say he died. . .over a sudden palaver/ . . . cos y’all know it’s a dead bodi. . . . soon as I show Double wahala!/

Let’s break down O’s biology. . . and rhyme with Double Wahala. . .

- When I break your humerus. . . it’s no funny brouhaha!/ The next punch will crack your ribs. . . now, it’s funny brouhaha/ This sword take off shin gee. . . like Fergie subbing Kagawa!/ and when I shatter O lumbars . . . even OO Obu fraternity . . .will swear I bodied this maga!!/

- You know what rhymes with Double Wahala/ and bodied this maga?/ I spit sloppy saliva/ on his mother . . . and dishonour his father/ His gun talk is only acting. . . he ain’t busting his lama/ I’m a stuntman. . . I came to body double. . . with no Hollywood drama!!/

- Soon as I heard I’m battling O. . . that’s a feast for certain/ cos whatever the don key. . . will defeat this beast of burden / When I pull the 'nein'. . . .I ain’t speaking German/ These bullets will 'so wet O' . . . then I’m fleeing East to Durban!/

Like Bigg K. . .

- I came with all punches. . . no personals. . .I don’t know this clown/ Drink his blood this Oktoberfest. . . like it’s Lowenbrau/ He comot shirt to fight. . . not knowing that I hold the pound/ so like Golf Masters. . . soon as the 'Tee off'. . . I’ll give him an 'open round'!!/

- I’m hurting this whóre/ The type of damage no surgeon restore/ Beef with Bis?. . . you’d rather punch through a circular saw!/ This gun hold twenty for 7. . . all week, it be working for sure!/ but I won’t need it to wax his 'Madam'. . . she’ll get murked with 'two swords'!!/ (Madame Tussauds)

- New quatrain. . . same rhyme scheme. . . it’s murder galore!/ I have him laughed out of town. . . you should have heard the guffaw/ I let it ring with three 9’s. . . without alerting the Law/ Call me Ragnar Lothbrok. . . cos I give this 'cat a gat'. . . if he yearning for war!/ (Kattegat)

- This head slinger/ place the metal under his body. . . like bed springers/ cos I’m here to make his sin clear. . . like Villa left winger/ If he come looking for Bis. . . I'll squeeze the index finger/ We look nothing alike. . .but soon as he press my bell. . . he’s a deadringer!!/

- It’s time to end the battle. . . y’all know this sucker done/ cos in each quatrain. . . I gave y’all pun after another pun/ So any voter giving him more than one crit is a fúcking bum/ Let’s keep it 100. . . I just showed y’all . . . why double zero. . . behind the number 1!!!/

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Ibime(m): 10:24am On Oct 17, 2015
Open for votes. If you are a regular member and your name is not listed, still feel free to vote.


Emaprince
Alexpissu
Ibime
Reyginius
Airmark
Coogar
Mikuz
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
TheSonOfMark
Joseph1832
Darkenedrebel
Guykhena
Limerick
Muhgd
Llaykorn
Krone
Ksslib
CaptAwesome
CaptainCids
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Lagunna1
Ojoawo
Obainojazz
JReyez
thunderstorm
Elvisonjack2
Deepthoughts
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
Wrongturn
Naijaboiy
Sinizia
Testerfuze
teddybiyasi
Lezz
Sammcarter
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Grayline
Gottoboy
Willofsteel
Sosiqdude
Richommie
Rapacme
Liricyst
Obesemf
Gladyys
Sinizia
Supermiy
Raplinx999
Dklef
Adanna28
Danbrowndmf
Lhood

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Ibime(m): 10:26am On Oct 17, 2015
Your quatrains are more like 2-3 lines rather than 4. You for add more.

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Dklef(m): 10:28am On Oct 17, 2015
007bruce your verse's not very lengthy naa.
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by 007Bruce: 10:36am On Oct 17, 2015
Ibime:
Your quatrains are more like 2-3 lines rather than 4. You for add more.

no time jare. . .

Chai! And you call this a friendly match? See punches!

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by kr0ne(m): 10:44am On Oct 17, 2015
007Bruce:


no time jare. . .

Chai! And you call this a friendly match? See punches!
grin grin grin

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Dklef(m): 10:53am On Oct 17, 2015
'Boo bis'..../ ...'so wet O'
..Omo see battle!

.Voting Criteria :
.Opener - 1 point =bis
.Rhymes - 2 points =tie
.Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points=tie
.Punchlines - 3 points=bis
.Flow - 1 point=007
.Personals - 2 points =007
.Wordplays - 2 points = bis
.Closer - 1 point= tie
.. overall points 6/3
MVGT>Bis
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Illverbz: 11:00am On Oct 17, 2015
007bruce is a very witty textcee. He makes punchlines everyone can relate to. The dude is good.

Ibime's lines were too long. Why na?


Mvgt: 007Bruce
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Dklef(m): 11:08am On Oct 17, 2015
Illverbz:
007bruce is a very witty textcee. He makes punchlines everyone can relate to. The dude is good.

Ibime's lines were too long. Why na?


Mvgt: 007Bruce

Check the agreed number of bars biko
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Illverbz: 11:12am On Oct 17, 2015
Dklef:


Check the agreed number of bars biko
No, I mean, his bars(quatrains like y'all call it) were too long(Stretched.)
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by 007Bruce: 11:19am On Oct 17, 2015
No swaying guys

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Ibime(m): 11:43am On Oct 17, 2015
Illverbz:
No, I mean, his bars(quatrains like y'all call it) were too long(Stretched.)


Each quatrain is 4 lines. . just a matter of presentation. You could split them into 2 seperate punches if arranged in in the build up/ punch format.

Anyway make we no derail. Nice one @ Bruce.
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by obesemf(m): 12:08pm On Oct 17, 2015
It’s time to end the battle. . . y’all know this sucker done/ cos in each quatrain. . . I gave y’all pun after another pun/ So any voter giving him more than one crit is a fúcking bum/ Let’s keep it
100. . . I just showed y’all . . . why double zero . . . behind the number 1!!!/


You know what rhymes with Double Wahala/ and bodied this maga?/ I spit sloppy saliva/ on his mother . . . and dishonour his father/ His gun talk is only acting . . . he ain’t busting his lama/ I’m a
stuntman . . . I came to body double. . . with no Hollywood drama!!/


- I’m a savage and killer/ One punch will test his skills as an amateur swimmer/ Water no get enemy? . . .but the Crocodiles will. . . . when he land in the river!/ And these fists are like Brandy and Liquor/ cos one blow. . . will have Double seeing double. . . . without staring at the man in the mirror!!/

- I came with all punches. . . no personals. . .I don’t know this clown/ Drink his blood this Oktoberfest. . . like it’s Lowenbrau/ He comot shirt to fight. . . not knowing that I hold the pound/ so like Golf Masters . . . soon as the 'Tee off'. . . I’ll give him an 'open round'!!/

then..


¤I'm the active killer... who cap em ninjas/ each time i grip the macs & nina/ but bis is a sissy. . .a fäggish nigga/ he couldnt raise the shells if he was Master Splinter/

¤the peacock will cry/ when i bring forth a knife/ ibime would be seeking for prothestic hands after this/. . . i'm cutting off the arm of bis/. . . for tryna pick up a fight/

¤the crowd be clapping their hands/ everytime i spit a chapter of rap/ but this rapper is wack/ cos they're quick to boo bis like the mammary glands /

¤he keeps telling lies, how he paying expenses with foreign dough/ but the fella's broke, even his lover knows.../ ibime couldn't foot the bills if he treads on dollar notes/


Oh God embarassed

will modify with verds soon
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by CaptAwesome(m): 12:12pm On Oct 17, 2015
Opener - 007bruce

Rhymes - Ibime

Similes/ Metaphors - tie

Punchlines - tie

Flow - ibime

Personals - 007bruce

Wordplays - Ibime

Closer - tie

MVGT- ibime
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Nobody: 12:13pm On Oct 17, 2015
Opener---I was expecting Bruce to come up with a fierce opener but he showed up respecting Ibime.

Personals----Bruce had a footnote in this category ...Ibime came behind.

Rhymes---question will be raised on my conscience if I rate this a tie ....Ibime edged this with consistency.

Flow----Bruce brings this ceremonial kind of flow that pleases me....

Punchlines----They both brought the punches but Ibime's own was counting on every seconds.

Wordplay -----Ibime outclassed Bruce

Similes/ Metaphors---I'm not one who rates this category aspect when it comes to battling .....We have to love the art of intelligence.

Closer---They both have same immagination that created a spark ...In my minds eye , this a TIE .


MGVT---Ibime

This was a decent battle ....nobody was killed but injury was sustained . Ibime, came well prepared to the arena ...Bruce's short time invitation showed why the host won. Respect to Bruce and Ibime.

#Respect

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by obainojazz(m): 12:16pm On Oct 17, 2015
Personal and opener- 007bruce
All other crits- ibime
.
.Bis just dey use bruce play...lol
.
.Modified-flow-Tie
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by JigsawKillah(m): 12:20pm On Oct 17, 2015
Olumba Olumba Obu!!!!


Ibime need help lol
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Nobody: 12:28pm On Oct 17, 2015
•opener: Ibime

•closer: Ibime

•wordplay: Ibime(deep one's)

•punchline: Ibime(he sacrificed flow for this,one bar. was containing like 3 creative jabs)

•metaphors: bruce/ his verses seemed sprinkled with everyday pictures


Flow: bruce


Personal: bruce


Rhymes : tie



Winner: Ibime

I must make a comment
Sir Ibime those lines,you scripted were too deep,in that it will require enormous time to decipher...it cud just fly over heads...
I think its same problem am having...I am used to FB keys system...
In FB you will require keys ...or lose the battle



Sir bruce,you are a dope emcee no matter what...your verse is the type I like (personals)...but I believe you didn't put in much effort....you relaxed...to brawl with top tiers like sir Ibime,you spit 8punches in one bar(just joking)but you understand what I mean(yur actually one of the best if not the best in your set/era)...

dope battle


Leg out

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Iceskidd(m): 12:29pm On Oct 17, 2015
opener - ibime
rhymes - ibime
similes&metaphors - tie
punchlines - ibime
flow - bruce
wordplay - tie
personals - Bruce
closer - bruce
mvgt ibime
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by JigsawKillah(m): 12:34pm On Oct 17, 2015
Opener: Tie


Personals: Bruce


Rhymes: Bis


Punches: Bis


Mets: Bis


Wordies: Bis

Flow: Bruce


Closer: Tie




MVGT: Bis


weak brawl!



I was actually tippin' you, Bruce but you're wack as shît but Ibime done dey wack too grin grin grin
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by 007Bruce: 12:35pm On Oct 17, 2015
Make mikuz close thread. . .ibime done flog me cry
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by 007Bruce: 12:38pm On Oct 17, 2015
CaptainCids:
•opener: Ibime

•closer: Ibime

•wordplay: Ibime(deep one's)

•punchline: Ibime(he sacrificed flow for this,one bar. was containing like 3 creative jabs)

•metaphors: bruce/ his verses seemed sprinkled with everyday pictures


Flow: bruce


Personal: bruce


Rhymes : tie



Winner: Ibime

I must make a comment
Sir Ibime those lines,you scripted were too deep,in that it will require enormous time to decipher...it cud just fly over heads...
I think its same problem am having...I am used to FB keys system...
In FB you will require keys ...or lose the battle



Sir bruce,you are a dope emcee no matter what...your verse is the type I like (personals)...but I believe you didn't put in much effort....you relaxed...to brawl with top tiers like sir Ibime,you spit 8punches in one bar(just joking)but you understand what I mean (yur actually one of the best if not the best in your set/era)...

dope battle


Leg out

i'm flattered!
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by 007Bruce: 12:41pm On Oct 17, 2015
Alexpissu:
Opener---I was expecting Bruce to come up with a fierce opener but he showed up respecting Ibime.

Personals----Bruce had a footnote in this category ...Ibime came behind.

Rhymes---question will be raised on my conscience if I rate this a tie ....Ibime edged this with consistency.

Flow----Bruce brings this ceremonial kind of flow that pleases me....

Punchlines----They both brought the punches but Ibime's own was counting on every seconds.

Wordplay -----Ibime outclassed Bruce

Similes/ Metaphors---I'm not one who rates this category aspect when it comes to battling .....We have to love the art of intelligence.

Closer---They both have same immagination that created a spark ...In my minds eye , this a TIE .


MGVT---Ibime

This was a decent battle ....nobody was killed but injury was sustained . Ibime, came well prepared to the arena ...Bruce's short time invitation showed why the host won. Respect to Bruce and Ibime.


#Respect


Respect bro

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by mikuz(m): 12:44pm On Oct 17, 2015
007Bruce:
Make mikuz close thread. . .ibime done flog me cry

Now now?

I go vote later in the evening when I close work.

Good battle.
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Ksslib(m): 12:49pm On Oct 17, 2015
Opener.... Bruce..

Rhymes... Bruce. Clean rhyming.

Simile/mets... Tie..

Punchlines. .. Bis. He didn't allow Bruce breath at all.

Personals... Bruce.. That suspended in air and swinging line was d0pe. No pers fron Bis. He kuku talk am say no time for personals.

Flow. .. Bruce.. It's like a universal law or something. The shorter verse in most cases, flows better.

Wordplay.. Bis. That Soweto line was d0pe..

Closer... I nearly tied this not until i read the bar again. I give this to Bis

Bruce 6pts.. Bis 6pts


Mvgt---- Tie
Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by Supermiy: 1:54pm On Oct 17, 2015
Bruce Did To Many Ifs Jur..Where Em Metaphor Punches?!

Opener-tie-nice Punch Vs Slick Flow

Rhymes-tie..This Category Is Hard To Steal From Bis But Bruce Didnt Come Light Either

Metaphor-ibime..That Deadringer Is Wicked Tho

Punches-ibime..Bruce Why The Ifs Na..You Fk Oh

Flow-bruce..I Just Felt His More

Wp-ibime

Closer-ibime..That Punch Mean Die!

Mvgt-ibime

..Respect Ninjas!
Next..Kronk Vs Obainojuju grin

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Re: ***** Regular Battle : 007bruce Vs Ibime ***** by kr0ne(m): 2:13pm On Oct 17, 2015
Ibime wins every criteria except flow and personal. But I thought they agreed on 10 short bars?

MVGT - Ibime

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