₦airaland Forum

Felix and Ifeanyi got home that night from their campus party, tired but and spent but excited. Immediately they entered their room, they burst into laughter.

Felix: Dude that was unbelievable.

Ifeanyi: Mehn…you don finally spoil me.

Felix: See this man o. You wey spoil from womb.

Ifeanyi: But that girl na pro. You no see as her you-know-what swallowed up your log of wood of a prick without a single tear.

Felix: Come bros, me and you no de church now. Her you-know –what no get name? Abi rapture go take place if you call it toto or vugiana?

Ifeanyi: There’s still an atom of unspoility left in me. Your own case has festered beyond redemption.

Felix: If you like talk grammar till tomorrow, all I know is that, na me and you put prick inside the same toto. In fact, na you Bleep before me, cum before me and even moan pass. So if na hellfire sure pass, na you go enter before me. But Ify shey you know say you were moaning when you were strafing her?

Ifeanyi: Wetin come happen?

Felix: A man that moans during sex has a tendency of producing gay children. I’m just saying.

Ifeanyi: Back to sender.

Ifeanyi entered the kitchen to look for food. He opened the pot of rice and spooned some into a plate. As he was scooping stew from the pot, some dropped. He used his hand and wiped it and then licked his hand. From his behind, Felix was watching him.

Felix: I wouldn’t do that if I were you.

Ifeanyi: You wouldn’t do what?

Felix: Licking that stew that dropped from the pot.

Ifeanyi: It’s my house na. I have every right to lick stew even if na ground e fall.

Felix: I’m not disputing that this is your house, just that who knows, you might have swallowed my cum or Derica’s cum join.

Ifeanyi: And who is Derica? And why una cum go dey inside my kitchen?

Felix: Derica is a girl from school I had sex with here in the afternoon.

Ifeanyi: You mean in the kitchen here?

Felix: Was I sucking boobs with my mouth when I said that? Of course I mean in here.

Ifeanyi: Chai this boy, the amadioha that will fire you don enter first class flight. Warrisdis! You don Bleep for every part of my room finish. Where again remain? Shuo! Them swear for you? Even if na swear, you no fit jump am pass?

Ifeanyi: Ify take am easy dey shine your eye, make you no come resemble Segun Arinze.

Ifeanyi: Don’t worry, continue. The day your sperm will finish, that day you go use cow milk do replacement. Lol. Mad man.

After gisting with his cousin, Felix sat down as he was eating and began to flash back on his sexcapades with Derica…

When Felix and Derica got back from the market to his lodge, there were some other lodge mates lounging around inside the compound. He exchanged pleasantries with them as they hailed him animatedly. He and Derica then entered inside his room. Immediately inside, Derica set to work. She brought out the stew ingredients; they had however, bought both stew and soup ingredients so as to kill two fish with one hook.

True to his words, Felix went outside, leaving her alone in the room but not after slotting in an adult movie into the DVD player and hiding the other packs so she won’t have any other alternative.

When he got outside, the guys started hailing him…

“The number one player in town”

“Nwoke m, ima ka esi eti igba”

“Bia guy arrange one correct babe for me na”

“As a love-vendor wey I be na abi” Felix replied that one.

“Guy e be like say you dey love-vendor true true o. Every day you must bring one babe come ruffle.”

“Lol, the guy don use style make Ifeanyi a refugee in his own room. Whenever he starts his knackery, na so Ifeanyi go just transfer himself to Tega’s room.

“If na you nko? You wan dey there dey watch blue film?”

“Una no well. See as una just dey here dey tackle me from right, left and centre”. Felix interjected.

“If we don’t tackle you, who will?”

Just then Derica came out and told Felix to go get pepper; they forgot to buy it in the market. He asked her if he should get the dry one or fresh one, she said dry one would be better.

Minutes later, he got the pepper and entered inside to give it to her. As he entered, he found her watching the adult movie with avid attention.

…to be continued…

WRITTEN BY UNCLE LONGNOSE.

The Campus 3som

[url][/url]www.stephenlongnose.com

Hope this wouldnt end in click the link below

I dey use OP longnose smell lies

falconey:
[color=#990000][/color]

me too

It started as a question...let's wait and see how it ends

you asked a question and now you answering that same question with your fictional write up?
hmmm...

vjsmiles:
you asked a question and now you answering that same question with your fictional write up?
hmmm...

evey way na way