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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by poeticjerry(m): 9:14am On Oct 31, 2015
maduinfo:

There is nothing wrong in engaging you or whoever feels he is superior in a debate...if you feel you have what it takes, accept the challenge. cool
what are u vaunting for....U are so full of urself,wallowing in pride.......The truth is,peeps like u are empty,u rily av ntin to offer....U are what I call "The self absorbed slowpoke"....Grow up bro
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by vicenzo(m): 9:15am On Oct 31, 2015
Africans dying over a foreign language. The day the average English man will be able to speak and write Yoruba language correctly, will be the day I will start condemning Africans for their poor English speaking and writing skills.

Until then, this thread is useless, stupid and inferiority complex induced.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by mightyhaze: 9:16am On Oct 31, 2015
Easy man! Dat rhyme was a master. More over he used 'a',wich means he was referrin 2 just one passn cheesy
samyomz:
stupidity is when yo use one person to judge a whole tribe #

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 9:17am On Oct 31, 2015
Ojestas:
More cries If dem call you corper for town, u no dey answer?? abi if u were asked to spell it, would u spell copper??. SMH!! God bless your thinking and understanding!! some people go just open mouth like say dem wan vomit...@ d end they spew gibberish. A reasonable and sensible graduate would understand what i meant.

tongue
Ojestas:
More cries If dem call you corper for town, u no dey answer?? abi if u were asked to spell it, would u spell copper??. SMH!! God bless your thinking and understanding!! some people go just open mouth like say dem wan vomit...@ d end they spew gibberish. A reasonable and sensible graduate would understand what i meant.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by toprealman: 9:19am On Oct 31, 2015
hardywaltz:
Tribal warlords oya ooh food don ready...
GIVE ME TOUCHING WATER...LOL

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by amicable09(f): 9:19am On Oct 31, 2015
OP he is employable! only depends on what you are employing him to do. Let me also say his foundation in English most likely was faulty therefore he may have to live with this all his life not because correction is no longer possible but it's rather late. He will get better if he consciously strive to improve.

I've noticed also that spoken English and written English are two sides of the same coin. Written English is a lot more difficult, Grammarians will agree with me. Some people speak so well but write so poorly. Some people have while correcting the dude have said it should be 'Am in camp' but then even the 'am' should be written as "i'm". So, let's quit throwing stones and nicely correct in love.

Anyone can make mistakes and anyone can unfortunately never be able to speak correct English, that's the truth! If the foundation be destroyed what can the poor masses do? If you were privileged as a child there are thousands who weren't.

Today, I can appreciate the efforts of my teachers and parents when I see how others battle with English at this old age.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Doubleoo(m): 9:20am On Oct 31, 2015
MrKontrovErsy:
grin
a waste graduate from d west see im waist

You could have say "A wasted graduate from the west, see his waist".
Anyway, you ain't better off.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by klbakare(m): 9:21am On Oct 31, 2015
francizy:


I do not have anything to say. If you meet me in person, you will know the kind of university graduate i am. Polytechnic students are brushed up to the university standard at post graduate diploma courses.





I don't know why we attach so much importance to this university education when we all know that all kinds of education are equally as important as University education. Do you guys even know that there are several University graduates out there with MSc and are teaching for a pay of 15k per month, while some artisans that only completed secondary education are self employed and can pay the salaries of the supposed "university graduate"?

Before you condemn people and the kind of education they received, firstly weigh the advantages and disadvantages of their education against yours because I can categorically tell you that in the areas of Science and Technology/Engineering, Poly graduates are more practical inclined than University graduates. In the real world, what is been implemented most, is it the practical knowledge or theoretical ones?

PS: am a university graduate..
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by waldigit: 9:22am On Oct 31, 2015
derrick333:
Dats wat hpnds wen u graduated4rm oduduwa uni ,English isn't aw fathers language,if dis kind pipo dissolve maths4u ,u go fear
Envy is rottenness of the bones. Hatred and envy will always keep you at the background, so repent
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 9:22am On Oct 31, 2015
I don't know y some Yoruba's find it difficult to express themselves in English. I observed it during my service yr.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by OlivetBen(m): 9:24am On Oct 31, 2015
I hate how pple judge matters. There is hardly any marshy land that u'll not see a mature crab(proverb). Meaning that "olodo" is everywhere,brilliant pple are also everywhere so let's not judge a rejion base on one person.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:24am On Oct 31, 2015
tonytony208:


Hallucinating bastardd. The pig goes about smelling Yoruba women's arse.s. Who placed that curse on you?

And like I commented earlier, your comment is senseless.

Nothing smells worse in our compound like mama chinonyen. She is fat and horrible. She wouldn't take her bath for days on end. You have to cover your nose each time you walk past her, lest she infest you with her horrible stink.
am glad you r really enjoying your new identity..pig.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Revolva(m): 9:25am On Oct 31, 2015
Now his suffering continues
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by shut(f): 9:26am On Oct 31, 2015
Lanretoye:
He said he is a camp,wetin be ur own.

cheesy
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by waldigit: 9:27am On Oct 31, 2015
amicable09:
OP he is employable! only depends on what you are employing him to do. Let me also say his foundation in English most likely was faulty therefore he may have to live with this all his life not because correction is no longer possible but it's rather late. He will get better if he consciously strive to improve.

I've noticed also that spoken English and written English are two sides of the same coin. Written English is a lot more difficult, Grammarians will agree with me. Some people speak so well but write so poorly. Some people have while correcting the dude have said it should be 'Am in camp' but then even the 'am' should be written as "i'm". So, let's quit throwing stones and nicely correct in love.

Anyone can make mistakes and anyone can unfortunately never be able to speak correct English, that's the truth! If the foundation be destroyed what can the poor masses do? If you were privileged as a child there are thousands who weren't.

Today, I can appreciate the efforts of my teachers and parents when I see how others battle with English at this old age.

How did Chinese managed to develop without being able to speak good english. Kai some people have lost intelligence.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by fippycbk(m): 9:28am On Oct 31, 2015
Ojestas:
Moreso, 80% of the corpers spell "CORPER" as "COPPER". . That was my survey during service.

There's no such thing as CORPER it's CORPS MEMBER.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by phreakabit(m): 9:30am On Oct 31, 2015
waldigit:


How did Chinese managed to develop without being able to speak good english. Kai some people have lost intelligence.

Bro Please stop! stop please! Biko! Abeg! ejor! Stop digging a hole.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Vicfus(m): 9:31am On Oct 31, 2015
klbakare:
He must have finished from a polytechnic
explanation please!
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by poeticjerry(m): 9:31am On Oct 31, 2015
There are too many meaningless solecisms on dis thread nd yet so many open their stench infested mouth to spew out thrash.....Many are ignorantly flaunting dere own faults at d expense of wanting to correct dat dude......Like Grandma wud say "dose who live in glass houses shudnt throw stones"....Gaggle of hypocrites nd condescending folks!!!
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 9:31am On Oct 31, 2015
mightyhaze:
Easy man! Dat rhyme was a master. More over he used 'a',wich means he was referrin 2 just one passn cheesy
we both know he was being tribalistic
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by amicable09(f): 9:32am On Oct 31, 2015
waldigit:


How did Chinese managed to develop without being able to speak good english. Kai some people have lost intelligence.
lol... Honey, do you want to attack me now? Na me speak or write the thing for the guy, haba! guy, chill. I don't fight strangers grin

BTW, 'Managed' in your question to me should be read as 'manage'. Don't try to fight back biko, I'm a simple sweetheart just expressing myself. Do yours without quoting me. Bye
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by SirVictory: 9:33am On Oct 31, 2015
tonytony208:

Despite your better English and their poor grammar, your cursed tribe is stuck to their land forever. You will keep on building mansions in their land, while gully erosion continue to ravage alaigbo. The day your tribe leaves the southwest is the day your tribe begins to die.
Lmao then Ur tribe is blessed ryt They'll keep on building mansions cos they have the brain to get the money and continue building whilst Ur damned tribe continue with their dirty lazy lives. Moreover, ur so called tribe still rent the mansions built on their own land. Btw who told u I was igbo.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by phreakabit(m): 9:33am On Oct 31, 2015
Doubleoo:


You could should have say said "A wasted graduate from the west, see his waist".
Anyway, you ain't better off.

I'm just saying Fam. . . Thank me later.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 9:34am On Oct 31, 2015
Doubleoo:


You could have say "A wasted graduate from the west, see his waist".
Anyway, you ain't better off.

just tryna create a rhyme...
but ur brain is dull to comprehend! cool

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by kinibigdeal(m): 9:35am On Oct 31, 2015
Am pretty sure it must have been a mistake but its as nothing to do with is intelligence. 90% of them, are a genius in numerics. A friend of mine currently working with a particular oil and gas firm, is English language write up is not that super as some may want but is a master in numerics. He did GMAT and Nailed it. Most of Nigerian graduate's that speak good english ended up writing an application letter woefully.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by mikel777: 9:35am On Oct 31, 2015
He/she actually meant I'm now at camp. It was a mistake. C'mon no one is above mistakes please.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 9:37am On Oct 31, 2015
HrmOlolade:
Like if you believe he's a foolish Biafra weak bastard, share if you believe he's making sense

hhahahahahahahaah LWKM
tryin so hard to get LIKES but niqqa culdnt even get up to 10 cool
even ur yorubaboon brothers denied u. tongue
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Doubleoo(m): 9:39am On Oct 31, 2015
phreakabit:


I'm just saying Fam. . .

Did you just quote me wrong, or trying to come up with a variant? Whichever is your reason for quoting me, you need to study the use of verbs.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 9:39am On Oct 31, 2015
Osahon7:
Smh.! Is this person employable?



By the Nigerian standard (NUC) , He's fully employable.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by loomer: 9:41am On Oct 31, 2015
Na english dey make person dey employable? This na even more reason why most of una no get job, becos una think say una so called english or composure fit give una job.

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