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Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by freshness2020: 7:51pm On Nov 01, 2015

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by KingsleyCEO: 7:52pm On Nov 01, 2015

we are in all crew one way or the other

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by gurunlocker: 7:53pm On Nov 01, 2015

that number one is hilarious

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 7:54pm On Nov 01, 2015

What about those that leave before the final blessing?

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by otijah(m): 7:55pm On Nov 01, 2015

OCcool:
I belong to the "Home straight" crew, except the youths are asked to wait after service. If not, off I go.
#notime

talk true, u no dey show off after church?

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by ademipeju(f): 7:56pm On Nov 01, 2015

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Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by ademipeju(f): 7:57pm On Nov 01, 2015

Supermod How e be na two same thread for FP undecided

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Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by An2elect2(f): 7:59pm On Nov 01, 2015

I think the mods are busy today

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Fabulous7(m): 8:00pm On Nov 01, 2015*

Home straight got alot 2 do....happy new month nairalanders may this month brings us all our heart desire. cool

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Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Cetona(f): 8:01pm On Nov 01, 2015

winetapper:
Ok

Only you be OP, only you take the 'first to comment' position. Na wa for your level of selfishness o undecided

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Etizz: 8:01pm On Nov 01, 2015

I am among the home straight crew oh, ...... No waisting time... grin

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by ademipeju(f): 8:02pm On Nov 01, 2015

Lalasticlala

This thread na two times he dey appear for Frontpage una dey sleep Ni?

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by miqos02(m): 8:03pm On Nov 01, 2015

sandrajazmin:
How cn we 4gt the beggers crew?
They are always at the church gate waitin 4
The service 2 be over
They'l be like "anty maramma happyy sunday'

2. Mothers looking for their children
Especially in big churches

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by miqos02(m): 8:04pm On Nov 01, 2015

freshness2020:
Kk

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by ademipeju(f): 8:04pm On Nov 01, 2015

dihalao:
Nothing meaningful on the FP today.... the admins are busy showing us Celebrity photos up and down

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Someone even added this same write up to FP twice

Abi ooooo

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Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by 4four(m): 8:04pm On Nov 01, 2015

Na wao for OP

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Sislizzy(f): 8:06pm On Nov 01, 2015

Here to read comments

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by babafirst(m): 8:07pm On Nov 01, 2015

Loldest @ 5.

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by asvpChuu(m): 8:07pm On Nov 01, 2015

sandrajazmin:
How cn we 4gt the beggers crew?
They are always at the church gate waitin 4
The service 2 be over
They'l be like "anty maramma happyy sunday'

2. Mothers looking for their children
Especially in big churches

Oh my bosh these two things happened to me today. My. LiL sis went missing... As I vex dey find her 1 woman came up to me.... ”Pls boy.. I came with D church bus.. & now its full & I don't av money wif me ” (she carry 2 pickins) I don't know if u can help with 100 naira.. huh

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Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 8:07pm On Nov 01, 2015

winetapper:
Lets Keep the Ball rolling

1. Home Straight Crew

This crew have no Joy at all, the only the thing they want to hear is Surely surely, The Lord Be with you
And the next place you would see them is 120km away

2. The Photo Crew.

Especially when the church has a Nice surrounding. Some would even dress well with hope of taking pictures and Selfie so they can update #Sunday_Things on Social Medias

3. The Meeting Crew

Announcement time.. Please listen carefully

New Members
are welcome and Please endevour to please meet the Church President after dismissal

All CMO (Mens)
Should please wait Behind for a Brief meeting.. :-/

All CWO (Mothers)
You are expected to meet your Leader after church dismissal for an important Information

The Chior
should also wait after the church Dismissal, you have a Vistor from From Saint Cicilia catholic Church
Venue: Choir stand/Gallery

All Youth
should please meet their leader after dismissal for brief information about the Camp coming up soon..

All Children and Househelps
within the age 17- below should also wait after dismissal your Leader wants to see you all
Venue : Children stand

He should have Just say Everyone should wait after Dismissal.

4. The Hookers Crew.

That is when you would see Chike and Chidimma hooking up to exchange phone Numbers with

"Your Face Look Familar have we meet before "

5. The Ice-cream and Puff Puff Crew.

Who can say he didnt pass this Crew, when one would save his Offering money for Icecream and Puff puff

6. The Gossip crew. (Female)

They would have formed an Association for it if it is Legal
After church dismissal is the proper time for they to broadcast Live Gossip

7. Last Week Football Analyzers.(Males)

Seun: Omo with the way Chelsea dey go down them go still discover Oil oo :O

Ade: Bros no be lie i need Sack Mou

Kingtom: Guy e pain me as Manu Draw Match oo..

8. The Show Off Crew.

It is Only on Sunday after church dismissal that Dee knows he would open the doors of his Car and climb the roof and ask his Beautiful sister to snap him with Galaxy Tab (9)

9. Last to Go Crew.

This crew are always the last to go home and somehow with definately no specific reason to be the last to go..

10. Feel free to add yours..

#Happy New Month

people still dey go church undecided

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by daclint(m): 8:08pm On Nov 01, 2015

asvpChuu:
Mtcheew... I was listening to fetty wap

no more dej loaf

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by macaranta(m): 8:10pm On Nov 01, 2015

nice

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Qristien: 8:10pm On Nov 01, 2015

lol at football analyzers crew.
The way Chelsea dey go down.

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by asvpChuu(m): 8:11pm On Nov 01, 2015

daclint:
no more dej loaf

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Holuwakemmy16(f): 8:13pm On Nov 01, 2015

Oh my goodness I belong to group 1,lord plz help me I need to work for u,I don't want to be bench warmer anymore

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Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 8:14pm On Nov 01, 2015

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Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by nigeriancuban: 8:20pm On Nov 01, 2015

Hmmm,all true but is tha why there should be a double trend for it?

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Weezyval(m): 8:20pm On Nov 01, 2015

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Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by egedege1(m): 8:20pm On Nov 01, 2015

winetapper:
Lets Keep the Ball rolling

1. Home Straight Crew

This crew have no Joy at all, the only the thing they want to hear is Surely surely, The Lord Be with you
And the next place you would see them is 120km away

2. The Photo Crew.

Especially when the church has a Nice surrounding. Some would even dress well with hope of taking pictures and Selfie so they can update #Sunday_Things on Social Medias

3. The Meeting Crew

Announcement time.. Please listen carefully

New Members
are welcome and Please endevour to please meet the Church President after dismissal

All CMO (Mens)
Should please wait Behind for a Brief meeting.. :-/

All CWO (Mothers)
You are expected to meet your Leader after church dismissal for an important Information

The Chior
should also wait after the church Dismissal, you have a Vistor from From Saint Cicilia catholic Church
Venue: Choir stand/Gallery

All Youth
should please meet their leader after dismissal for brief information about the Camp coming up soon..

All Children and Househelps
within the age 17- below should also wait after dismissal your Leader wants to see you all
Venue : Children stand

He should have Just say Everyone should wait after Dismissal.

4. The Hookers Crew.

That is when you would see Chike and Chidimma hooking up to exchange phone Numbers with

"Your Face Look Familar have we meet before "

5. The Ice-cream and Puff Puff Crew.

Who can say he didnt pass this Crew, when one would save his Offering money for Icecream and Puff puff

6. The Gossip crew. (Female)

They would have formed an Association for it if it is Legal
After church dismissal is the proper time for they to broadcast Live Gossip

7. Last Week Football Analyzers.(Males)

Seun: Omo with the way Chelsea dey go down them go still discover Oil oo :O

Ade: Bros no be lie i need Sack Mou

Kingtom: Guy e pain me as Manu Draw Match oo..

8. The Show Off Crew.

It is Only on Sunday after church dismissal that Dee knows he would open the doors of his Car and climb the roof and ask his Beautiful sister to snap him with Galaxy Tab (9)

9. Last to Go Crew.

This crew are always the last to go home and somehow with definately no specific reason to be the last to go..

10. Feel free to add yours..

#Happy New Month

Those that wait for special prayers : -)

Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Eberex(m): 8:20pm On Nov 01, 2015

Why did u use a catholic church setting?

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