Lets Keep the Ball rolling


1. Home Straight Crew

This crew have no Joy at all, the only the thing they want to hear is Surely surely, The Lord Be with you
And the next place you would see them is 120km away


2. The Photo Crew.

Especially when the church has a Nice surrounding. Some would even dress well with hope of taking pictures and Selfie so they can update #Sunday_Things on Social Medias


3. The Meeting Crew


Announcement time.. Please listen carefully


New Members
are welcome and Please endevour to please meet the Church President after dismissal

All CMO (Mens)
Should please wait Behind for a Brief meeting.. :-/

All CWO (Mothers)
You are expected to meet your Leader after church dismissal for an important Information

The Chior
should also wait after the church Dismissal, you have a Vistor from From Saint Cicilia catholic Church
Venue: Choir stand/Gallery

All Youth
should please meet their leader after dismissal for brief information about the Camp coming up soon..

All Children and Househelps
within the age 17- below should also wait after dismissal your Leader wants to see you all
Venue : Children stand

He should have Just say Everyone should wait after Dismissal.


4. The Hookers Crew.

That is when you would see Chike and Chidimma hooking up to exchange phone Numbers with

"Your Face Look Familar have we meet before "



5. The Ice-cream and Puff Puff Crew.

Who can say he didnt pass this Crew, when one would save his Offering money for Icecream and Puff puff


6. The Gossip crew. (Female)

They would have formed an Association for it if it is Legal
After church dismissal is the proper time for they to broadcast Live Gossip


7. Last Week Football Analyzers.(Males)


Seun: Omo with the way Chelsea dey go down them go still discover Oil oo :O

Ade: Bros no be lie i need Sack Mou

Kingtom: Guy e pain me as Manu Draw Match oo..


8. The Show Off Crew.

It is Only on Sunday after church dismissal that Dee knows he would open the doors of his Car and climb the roof and ask his Beautiful sister to snap him with Galaxy Tab (9)


9. Last to Go Crew.

This crew are always the last to go home and somehow with definately no specific reason to be the last to go..

10. Feel free to add yours..

#Happy New Month

Ok

Mtcheew... I was listening to fetty wap

Not in any group. Don't go to church

Lol

I don't go to church so........

Does n0.8 make sense to u??

Okay......

Mosalashi nko?


#LIGHTMUSTSHINE

11. Those that came from other places to stalk girls just closing from church.

The Newspaper vendors
These ones keep their papers and as soon as church is over they transform struggling to sell papers"oga Doc did you hear? Buhari has bought a new cow"

The observer's crew like the Op; the last time I checked their name they are called TBN.

#Team Home straight crew

adeh39:





#Team Home straight crew

like say you dey even go church

10. Those that stay back to pray

asvpChuu:
Does n0.8 make sense to u??

Don't you know when to relate to a joke

iamkingzlee:
Don't you know when to relate to a joke

do u know D meaning of a question?? na question I ask oo

adeh39:


Once in a while nah

once in a year?

Amongst the photo and first timers crew, there are those who have a calling in it.
Those from the photo crew usually target churches that are in big hotels, they snap everywhere including the toilets. You can never miss out on them at transcorp hilton hotel after church, infact they have more affinity for its toilet than anywhere else.

From the first timers crew, the ones with calling here target churches that entertain their firsttimers big and up to two or three different times. Once they complete the firsttimers welcome refreshment cycle in one church, they launch for the next church on their list.
#LIGHT MUST SHINE

Home straight

lalasticklala,Dominique,obinoscopy
Please do the needful

STFUareyouGod:
once in a year?

adeh39:

I always vanish after church. At least that is wat most ppl tell me. What shd I do? I was told church is over so wat else?

I belong to the "Home straight" crew, except the youths are asked to wait after service. If not, off I go.
#notime

Nothing meaningful on the FP today.... the admins are busy showing us Celebrity photos up and down

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Someone even added this same write up to FP twice

How cn we 4gt the beggers crew?
They are always at the church gate waitin 4
The service 2 be over
They'l be like "anty maramma happyy sunday'




2. Mothers looking for their children
Especially in big churches
And the most annoying part is that the children
dont v phones u can reach them with.
(If you see how tensed some mothers look after service, u'l pity them)
Some mothers now pick their children befor the childrens dept dismiss