MadCow1:



The Beggers These are the ones that target those that look well dressed or well to do and start begging you for money with a sob story about how they have no food at home or they have a job interview on Monday at a far away place and have no money to attend it or their school fees is due and their parents are either dead or can't afford it or ...... add whatever lame excuse you have.


I have had encounters with these bunch severally and now refer them to the church council whenever they approach me but the most remarkable is this story.

I didn't go to church on this day as usual. I had slept and woke up at about 9am. Around 12 noon I decided to drive to cut my hair. I was driving through Olu Obasanjo road in Port Harcourt when I noticed this beat up car in front, crawling at a very slow pace on the road and as I made to overtake it, hands start flagging me down from all the windows of the car as if something was wrong with my car. Out of curiousity, I slowed down and the car pulled up beside me. Inside was a Man (in his late 40's to early 50's, a woman who looks like his wife and about 4 kids in the back). Then this sob story of how they went to church that morning and were out of fuel.

I was so mad I thought of just driving off and leaving them there. Why would you put your family on the road to church if you had no money and no fuel for that journey rather than use the car to huddle some money for them to feed. Out of pity for the innocent kids who were being used as a Con bait (cos I felt it was a con, still do), I gave them about 4'k and drove off swearing to myself never to do such again.


That's it. That's my story with Sunday church goers.

Ki wa l'epistle yi ko wa?

iamkingzlee:
Don't you know when to relate to a joke

.....hahahahahahaha....seemz U're yet to understand dat sum peepz are naturally depressed

This is not a surprise as it is only sociable people that belong to at least one of the groups mentioned above.But if anybody says you are not part of it,you belong to those that called the come and go crew since you do not want to waste time after service and not forgetting that you do not want to be in any unit,group or department.

You forgot that prostitutes in disguise also hang around to wait for their prey an exchange numbers too.

una Don fget Senior ambassadors: dem dey always share malt and juice give dem after dismissal.

NemzySeries:

.....hahahahahahaha....seemz U're yet to understand dat sum peepz are naturally depressed

mehnnn... I just tire for them ooo! Happy Birthday, mahn! Turnup for Jesus

Without looking bk home straght crew.na there i dey...bt i get joy sha.,lolz

Home straight crew

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iamkingzlee:
mehnnn... I just tire for them ooo! Happy Birthday, mahn! Turnup for Jesus

fankz n well appreciated bro