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Durentt:
U high on bournvita?

Durentt:
bank how possibu?

Ignatiusprince:
yea, very possible coz I have my aunt working there, and I did that with one of the I T student.... jst qickie quickie....

Vick4rill:
Op you are not yet in high institution and you are already a prof in sex issue, wonder what will happen when you get there; dont worry u will soon get wat u are looking for

wordbank:
POLICE STATION

Oyind17:
You well?

Durentt:
no

Durentt:
hediot. Ar u tryin to use my setbacks against me. Just getout already

Oyind17:
OK, go and play in sand I'm busy now

Vick4rill:
see this ewu; that tin wey dey scrath you between your legs will soon land you for trouble

Durentt:
dat awkward moment when this hediiot realises am a guy and notin dey scrath me inbetween my legs. Fooolish tin.

Durentt:
choi

wordbank:
Any place wey no get restrictions na still normal place Make we try our own for CJ desk for federal high court
Just d two of us

Vick4rill:
realy? A guy using a girl moniker: i tink you are the foolish one here

Durentt:
you are definitely more fooolish dan me. Dis is how u go about Insulting ladies. Maddman. Joblessness wud kill u

Vick4rill:
thunder fire u there: check my time spend on nairaland and your own time spend then we compare and knw who is truly jobless

Durentt:
Bro its not a matter of time spent. You are really fooolish and jobless, accept it and fvck off my mentions. Crap

Vick4rill:
u are an idiot you register on october 21 this year and you already spend 6 days on nairaland and yet you want to study medicine in school? Who are u fooling; u were stupidly insulting the school and the course forgeting how unserious you are; since you already registerd for jamb y cant you study the past question and learn everytin relating to your prospective courses? After wasting your time and you fail. you will come and lament and then still go and collect money from daddy for another jamb, tink brother and time is going; most of us here are already student you need to drop that phone and make a step;i ve done my part and u are getting no mention from me again

Durentt:
Everybody wud die one day but before u die why not make the best of ur sex life by trying out new things. Sex shouldnt always be in the bedroom so check dis out:

1. The drive thru (Traffic stop): Tinted windows and long wait time comes in handy for this one. But be finished before the traffic light says green.
2. Ontop the washing machine: Yea, then when u just remove the cloth u are wearing and dump it into the washing machine, ur partner comes in and you two get ontop that washing machine. The vibration from the washing machine also adds to the fun, What a heavenly feeling!
3. The Zoo: Yes, it possible just like they do on discovery channel.
4. On the horse'sback: Yes, its very possible and u can commonly do the 69style. Inventive but dangerous
5. Parachute: Dangerous but very enjoyable. Talk about being on Cloud9 But u and ur partner gotta hav good stamina though.
6. The stairs: If u get overpleased u'll just fall off but apart from that its fun.
7. The Elevator: When u are going from 1st floor to 50th floor, its a very huge opportunity.
8. Shower: This has to be the best u dont need whatsoever clean-up after sex. Yikes!
9. On A Plane: Dont try it where people are sitted, go hide somewhere and do it. Maybe in their restroom.
10. In the Lecturer's Office: Most ladies are guilty of this but no wahala it also made my list.
11. At a church: Oooops forgive me father cos am sinning right now but sex in the shurch is very possible!
12. In a cemetry: Gross but when u nd ur partner are very horrny and u see a cemetry around, go and hide behind a corpse and do it. At least no one wud disturb you. Forget about fake naija movies tellin u corpse would wake up and stuffs like dat, its a Lie! You're not the first neither wud u be the last!
13. The Library: Shhhhh, remember, u have to be kwayet!
14. On A Motorcycle: I mean a motorcycle stopped and parked already. Make sure it wasnt running recently lest u'll get some nasty exhaust burns.
15. On top of a hill: You'd have quite the view and feel like u're ontop of the world.
16. On A Rooftop: Rehindeers aren't the only ones that can make noise on rooftops *shrugs*
17. On a bed with Silk or Satin Bedsheets: Why not pamper yourself?
18. In A Tent: Not having enough space and being in the wilderness just makes it all that much exiciting.
19. In Front of An Open window: Show the world!
20. On A Chair: Practically, u can find one anywhere!
21. Under The Rain: (Anywhere really) At least Beyonce did it and enjoyed it.

Dont knock em off till you try em.

Niyiframes:
Durentt Op, I wish u goodluck in accomplishing this list...may God give u the grace to complete this mission u have started before u die...can i hear ur Amen? only that u probably forgot to add "Swimming pool" that's a place u don't wanna miss doing it.

jay44:
@op.make sure u av sex in dese places b4 u die. iranu

edoosasere:
Inside prison no go bad oooo.....lol anyway I think you should read this story particularly the ladies.
http://www.edoborosasere.com/how-my-husband-and-his-african-traditions-ruined-my-life/

Nothing do una

cheeksman:
number one tho .. lol

one minute man tinz