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That moment when you're on a long hauling and a handsome/pretty face sitting just beside you... And being shy or a timid someone, you couldn't talk but just wanna know if he/her is a N'lder
This Tips will go a long way...

.... He smiles within himself/herself occasionally... Who won't laugh when bunch of comedians are all over Nairaland

.... He's very suspicious... With the way Nairaland is been updated, he/she mighty be thinking 'is this fellow not an escaping Boko-haram member?' or one of those dudes that shares their sexcapades on Nairaland?... maybe a pants/boxers sniffer.

....He/she doesn't drink Lacasera... Who will still go ahead to drink Lacasera when you read on Nairaland that 'technicians are using it to loose rusted screws and nut'
He/she would eat his/her Gala with Coke or Fanta

....He/she meditates on approaching checking points... Yeah, thanks to the brutal approach of Nigerian soldiers to civilians, which is being broadcasted on Nairaland... The potential Nairaland member will take a deep short prayer. WATCH OUT FOR THIS!!!

You can add yours the great family of Nairaland.

How did I find myself in this thread

Anytime I'm viewing NL in a public place, the first thing I do is to quickly scroll pass the top where my user name could be seen.

Do u fink this can mk front page? If yes, click like, if no, click share.

jonaifame22:
How did I find myself in this thread

I am certainly sure you didn't read it.

Emodeee:
Do u fink this can mk front page? If yes, click like, if no, click share.

Does it worth the front page?

TBH, I just didn't get nothing from this whole writeup. I call it JARGON!

Aba aba aba... conductor how much

Goahead:
Does it worth the front page?

u r a typical nigerian.
I asked u a question, u replied me with a question.

Chanchit:
Anytime I'm viewing NL in a public place, the first thing I do is to quickly scroll pass the top where my user name could be seen.

As fast as possible o.

STFUareyouGod:
TBH, I just didn't get nothing from this whole writeup. I call it JARGON!

Maybe you woke up from the left side of the bed.

Emodeee:
u r a typical nigerian.
I asked u a question, u replied me with a question.

sometimes you answer a question with question too...


Question.... Can you sleep with a mad woman?


Answer.... Hmmm... Would you?

Goahead:
Maybe you woke up from the left side of the bed.

maybe, just maybe!