Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by onlyson16(m): 9:22pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
shizzy7: Okay ooo, I hope I won't tabon.
I said please ma, can you do me a favour by deleting the name? She replied, CBN already registered the name and the only solution is for me to go to a nearby court and obtain a form or an affidavit stating the inclusion of the appropriate name. I asked if an amount of money will be requested from me to obtain the form? She said yes. I told her that I am stranded and I have no money with me. In fact, my bike's fuel tank is empty. Disregarding my complaints and condition, she felt less concerned. In a perplexed state, I left her, while going out through the door murmuring in disgust, One of the bankers standing outside called me back and asked why I was murmuring.
I am not the op.
dmcdad, continue along that line, I am already tired. This op is following you and you alone. Help us out. thanks i love correction 2 Likes |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by onlyson16(m): 9:25pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
ignis: Op must be a quater baked graduate. i mean admission clearance b4 u missquote me pls |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by onlyson16(m): 9:27pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
churchkilo: op didn't say he is a graduate,probably he is a jambite still processing his admission,you guys should free him abeg is like ur d only one have understanding thanks 4 that pls |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by otukpo(f): 9:32pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
But your grammar is terrible @ op |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by idinc(m): 10:20pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
onlyson16: Nigeria is corrupted so i have to comply but i wish my fellow nairander not to experience it ......i went to bank this morning to withdraw some amount for my clearance at shool.going forward to the ATM insert my card suprised to me the machine feed me back with this mesage(unable to complete your transanction) imediatly i got angry and meet the security man around there, but he quitly instructed me to go inside the bank and renue my bvn. deligiently i went inside to doing so, the lady i mate inside the bank gave me a form to filled.after filling the form i passed it through the lady that gave me the form,after some minite she ask me to thumbprint, after the thumbprinting she complained that the name i use initialy at the bank is not the same to the one in my bvn that cbn rejected it and if she make any atempt unlocking the acount she will be jailed i said pls maa can u do me a favour by terminating the name pls she said that already cbn have registered the name that the only solution to it is for me to go to nearby court to obtain a form that will ordered the inclussion of the name.i ask her will they request money for doing that she said yes i told her but am koboless and strandend even my bic out there is fueless. not minding my condintion and complain she feel lessconcern. perplexly i left her but why going out of the door with mourmoring.one of the banker outside there called me and ask me while am i mourmoring i came back and narrete everything to him and end it by telling that am cashless,he ask me how much will be his own share for him to lead me through the escape door,i told him 1k quitly he lead me to another branch but same bank. Reaching there he told them that they own branch is having electrical fault same time wake to the bankers and greet them one by one.after everything i refilled the form again and he submitted it after the processing my acount came back again functioning, he aske me oya lets go, we want outside i withdraw and pay him up, blissfuly he greeted me again nd ask that i must not tell anybody that he did it.....in no distance time i recalled that it is able to work out for him just because the branch is not the main branch i opened the account i wish u reading this must not make such mistake,if the bank u open the acount complaine of ur names kindly go to other branches and unlock ur acount .............thanks ishilove lalastclala oya do the needfull OP with dis grammar,I hope u re not truelly the only son? |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by idinc(m): 10:34pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
shizzy7: Okay ooo, I hope I won't tabon.
I said please ma, can you do me a favour by deleting the name? She replied, CBN already registered the name and the only solution is for me to go to a nearby court and obtain a form or an affidavit stating the inclusion of the appropriate name. I asked if an amount of money will be requested from me to obtain the form? She said yes. I told her that I am stranded and I have no money with me. In fact, my bike's fuel tank is empty. Disregarding my complaints and condition, she felt less concerned. In a perplexed state, I left her, while going out through the door murmuring in disgust, One of the bankers standing outside called me back and asked why I was murmuring.
I am not the op.
dmcdad, continue along that line, I am already tired. This op is following you and you alone. Help us out. well u just 'taboned' tho..."the only solution WAS"....."I told her that I WAS stranded and I HAD no money with me".This is so because,from the first 'tabon',"she said" effectively makes the statement a past tense.Same goes to "I TOLD her" understood? 1 Like |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Holywizard: 11:17pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
I'm so ashamed that u re a student!
Who assisted u in waec exam?
U must be a northerner! 1 Like |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Holywizard: 11:20pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
my 5yr old niece is far beta dan u
ur type dey copy 4 exam hall soote E go copy de person's reg no. |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Holywizard: 11:28pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
onlyson16: is like ur d only one have understanding thanks 4 that pls pls stop! stop!! stop!!! Are u frm Northern kenya? 1 Like |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Nobody: 11:41pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
onlyson16: Nigeria is corrupted so i have to comply but i wish my fellow nairander not to experience it ......i went to bank this morning to withdraw some amount for my clearance at shool.going forward to the ATM insert my card suprised to me the machine feed me back with this mesage(unable to complete your transanction) imediatly i got angry and meet the security man around there, but he quitly instructed me to go inside the bank and renue my bvn. deligiently i went inside to doing so, the lady i mate inside the bank gave me a form to filled.after filling the form i passed it through the lady that gave me the form,after some minite she ask me to thumbprint, after the thumbprinting she complained that the name i use initialy at the bank is not the same to the one in my bvn that cbn rejected it and if she make any atempt unlocking the acount she will be jailed i said pls maa can u do me a favour by terminating the name pls she said that already cbn have registered the name that the only solution to it is for me to go to nearby court to obtain a form that will ordered the inclussion of the name.i ask her will they request money for doing that she said yes i told her but am koboless and strandend even my bic out there is fueless. not minding my condintion and complain she feel lessconcern. perplexly i left her but why going out of the door with mourmoring.one of the banker outside there called me and ask me while am i mourmoring i came back and narrete everything to him and end it by telling that am cashless,he ask me how much will be his own share for him to lead me through the escape door,i told him 1k quitly he lead me to another branch but same bank. Reaching there he told them that they own branch is having electrical fault same time wake to the bankers and greet them one by one.after everything i refilled the form again and he submitted it after the processing my acount came back again functioning, he aske me oya lets go, we want outside i withdraw and pay him up, blissfuly he greeted me again nd ask that i must not tell anybody that he did it.....in no distance time i recalled that it is able to work out for him just because the branch is not the main branch i opened the account i wish u reading this must not make such mistake,if the bank u open the acount complaine of ur names kindly go to other branches and unlock ur acount .............thanks ishilove lalastclala oya do the needfull Just two points to note for you and for all those reading and nodding their heads. 1. You are CORRUPT and not better than those being tried by EFCC. So, next time do not come on NL to shout that our politicians are corrupt. I believe that your account would still be locked for contravening the rules. 2. I saw you made allusion to pursuing your clearance. So I am wondering with your spellings and bad tense, which school is actually giving you clearance? Please, go and buy "Brighter Grammar" focus on improving your grammar and spelling before attempting to go to University or Polytechnic. On a lighter note, are the middle guy-man on your profile picture? You need to see Mama Peace for a "collabo". |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by MEILYN(m): 12:19am On Nov 18, 2015 |
chelseaboi: And u re a graduate..tomorrow u will be crying on nairaland that there is no job for u.. Little things like this matters a lot... Well done to the editor..
Little things like these matter a lot... |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Nobody: 12:19am On Nov 18, 2015 |
OP, see your life? You wanted to discuss koworption but now they are debating how you managed to pass waec in the first place. 1 Like |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by MEILYN(m): 12:22am On Nov 18, 2015 |
otukpo: But your grammer is terrible @ op
It is grammar... 1 Like |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Nobody: 12:23am On Nov 18, 2015 |
And the OP happens to be the only son. |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Nemesis99(m): 1:57am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Mehn! I really must commend yur ability to gbagaun. How did you gain admission? Guy your brain dull walahi. 1 Like |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Yeske2(m): 2:12am On Nov 18, 2015 |
English language ain't easy, this post was enough to give one headache |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by dialfa: 2:17am On Nov 18, 2015 |
op, I envy you o! So you went to your bank and in a few minutes already mate a lady? ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif) 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by otokx(m): 2:28am On Nov 18, 2015 |
The worse part is that he see's nothing wrong in the bad grammar. Nigeria is in trouble, illiteracy is worse than corruption. |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Mummyejire(f): 4:10am On Nov 18, 2015 |
onlyson16: thanks i love correction @ least the poor guy accepted the fact that his grammar is poor, and shows he love to be corrected, that shows he's an humble and ready to learn kind of person. 2 Likes |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Qualer: 4:47am On Nov 18, 2015 |
[quote author=onlyson16 needfull[/quote] so you dey go school, which school?? go and apologise to the VC of that school and refund the person paying your school fees. ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Tundeiab(m): 5:19am On Nov 18, 2015 |
onlyson16: Nigeria is corrupted so i have to comply but i wish my fellow nairander not to experience it ......i went to bank this morning to withdraw some amount for my clearance at shool.going forward to the ATM insert my card suprised to me the machine feed me back with this mesage(unable to complete your transanction) imediatly i got angry and meet the security man around there, but he quitly instructed me to go inside the bank and renue my bvn. deligiently i went inside to doing so, the lady i mate inside the bank gave me a form to filled.after filling the form i passed it through the lady that gave me the form,after some minite she ask me to thumbprint, after the thumbprinting she complained that the name i use initialy at the bank is not the same to the one in my bvn that cbn rejected it and if she make any atempt unlocking the acount she will be jailed i said pls maa can u do me a favour by terminating the name pls she said that already cbn have registered the name that the only solution to it is for me to go to nearby court to obtain a form that will ordered the inclussion of the name.i ask her will they request money for doing that she said yes i told her but am koboless and strandend even my bic out there is fueless. not minding my condintion and complain she feel lessconcern. perplexly i left her but why going out of the door with mourmoring.one of the banker outside there called me and ask me while am i mourmoring i came back and narrete everything to him and end it by telling that am cashless,he ask me how much will be his own share for him to lead me through the escape door,i told him 1k quitly he lead me to another branch but same bank. Reaching there he told them that they own branch is having electrical fault same time wake to the bankers and greet them one by one.after everything i refilled the form again and he submitted it after the processing my acount came back again functioning, he aske me oya lets go, we want outside i withdraw and pay him up, blissfuly he greeted me again nd ask that i must not tell anybody that he did it.....in no distance time i recalled that it is able to work out for him just because the branch is not the main branch i opened the account i wish u reading this must not make such mistake,if the bank u open the acount complaine of ur names kindly go to other branches and unlock ur acount .............thanks ishilove lalastclala oya do the needfull Lol @ the lady I mate... So you guys mated in the bank? |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Nobody: 5:33am On Nov 18, 2015 |
idinc: well u just 'taboned' tho..."the only solution WAS"....."I told her that I WAS stranded and I HAD no money with me".This is so because,from the first 'tabon',"she said" effectively makes the statement a past tense.Same goes to "I TOLD her" understood? 'I had no money ON me' is better. 2 Likes |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Nobody: 5:39am On Nov 18, 2015 |
otokx: The worse part is that he see's nothing wrong in the bad grammar. Nigeria is in trouble, illiteracy is worse than corruption. You are wrong, retrace the thread. The guy observed his mistakes and accepted correction. I loved him for that singular act..trust me it's scarse. |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by mccoy47(m): 6:08am On Nov 18, 2015 |
fx45: And you call yourself a graduate? My goodness me! God bless you for pointing that out! Chai!!! Smh
People like dis be like...
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Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by otukpo(f): 6:10am On Nov 18, 2015 |
MEILYN: It is grammar... A mistake. Thanks. |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by onlyson16(m): 6:28am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Holywizard: my 5yr old niece is far beta dan u
ur type dey copy 4 exam hall soote E go copy de person's reg no. why nah |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by onlyson16(m): 6:35am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Tundeiab:
Lol @ the lady I mate... So you guys mated in the bank? your mind is even corrupted |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by onlyson16(m): 6:45am On Nov 18, 2015 |
shizzy7: A little secret Modify your post. you started it all why nah |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by yorex2011: 7:03am On Nov 18, 2015 |
onlyson16: you started it all why nah op.. Don't let the insults get to you, just accept the corrections and do away with the bashing. Try to read more also, will greatly improve your knowledge, Reading and writing skills which is important when you leave school especially when job searching. Goodluck |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by Nobody: 8:22am On Nov 18, 2015 |
You lot should give Op a break, most of you throwing snide remarks at him spoke/wrote way more horrible English when you were jambites as well.
Focus on his message and cut him some slack biko. 1 Like |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by chyket(m): 9:06am On Nov 18, 2015 |
This is what happens when people are not consistent with their personal data.They keep changing it to suit different circumstances.I personally have always used my real personal details from when i was ten years old and i have never altered it till date so anytime i have to provide those information,i never have to think about what i filled previously.The advantage of telling the truth is that you dont have to remember what you said before. |
Re: My Experienced At Bank This Morning And Why U Must Not Experience It Pls by idupaul: 9:20am On Nov 18, 2015 |
I am more surprised that there is a school allowing you to do clearance. |