₦airaland Forum

shizzy7:
Okay ooo, I hope I won't tabon.


I said please ma, can you do me a favour by deleting the name? She replied, CBN already registered the name and the only solution is for me to go to a nearby court and obtain a form or an affidavit stating the inclusion of the appropriate name. I asked if an amount of money will be requested from me to obtain the form? She said yes.
I told her that I am stranded and I have no money with me. In fact, my bike's fuel tank is empty. Disregarding my complaints and condition, she felt less concerned. In a perplexed state, I left her, while going out through the door murmuring in disgust, One of the bankers standing outside called me back and asked why I was murmuring.


I am not the op.

dmcdad, continue along that line, I am already tired.
This op is following you and you alone. Help us out.

ignis:
Op must be a quater baked graduate.

churchkilo:
op didn't say he is a graduate,probably he is a jambite still processing his admission,you guys should free him abeg

onlyson16:
Nigeria is corrupted so i have to comply but i wish my fellow nairander not to experience it ......i went to bank this morning to withdraw some amount for my clearance at shool.going forward to the ATM insert my card suprised to me the machine feed me back with this mesage(unable to complete your transanction) imediatly i got angry and meet the security man around there, but he quitly instructed me to go inside the bank and renue my bvn. deligiently i went inside to doing so, the lady i mate inside the bank gave me a form to filled.after filling the form i passed it through the lady that gave me the form,after some minite she ask me to thumbprint, after the thumbprinting she complained that the name i use initialy at the bank is not the same to the one in my bvn that cbn rejected it and if she make any atempt unlocking the acount she will be jailed
i said pls maa can u do me a favour by terminating the name pls she said that already cbn have registered the name that the only solution to it is for me to go to nearby court to obtain a form that will ordered the inclussion of the name.i ask her will they request money for doing that she said yes i told her but am koboless and strandend even my bic out there is fueless. not minding my condintion and complain she feel lessconcern. perplexly i left her but why going out of the door with mourmoring.one of the banker outside there called me and ask me while am i mourmoring i came back and narrete everything to him and end it by telling that am cashless,he ask me how much will be his own share for him to lead me through the escape door,i told him 1k quitly he lead me to another branch but same bank. Reaching there he told them that they own branch is having electrical fault same time wake to the bankers and greet them one by one.after everything i refilled the form again and he submitted it after the processing my acount came back again functioning, he aske me oya lets go, we want outside i withdraw and pay him up, blissfuly he greeted me again nd ask that i must not tell anybody that he did it.....in no distance time i recalled that it is able to work out for him just because the branch is not the main branch i opened the account i wish u reading this must not make such mistake,if the bank u open the acount complaine of ur names kindly go to other branches and unlock ur acount .............thanks
ishilove lalastclala oya do the needfull

shizzy7:
Okay ooo, I hope I won't tabon.


I said please ma, can you do me a favour by deleting the name? She replied, CBN already registered the name and the only solution is for me to go to a nearby court and obtain a form or an affidavit stating the inclusion of the appropriate name. I asked if an amount of money will be requested from me to obtain the form? She said yes.
I told her that I am stranded and I have no money with me. In fact, my bike's fuel tank is empty. Disregarding my complaints and condition, she felt less concerned. In a perplexed state, I left her, while going out through the door murmuring in disgust, One of the bankers standing outside called me back and asked why I was murmuring.


I am not the op.

dmcdad, continue along that line, I am already tired.
This op is following you and you alone. Help us out.

onlyson16:
is like ur d only one have understanding thanks 4 that pls

onlyson16:
Nigeria is corrupted so i have to comply but i wish my fellow nairander not to experience it ......i went to bank this morning to withdraw some amount for my clearance at shool.going forward to the ATM insert my card suprised to me the machine feed me back with this mesage(unable to complete your transanction) imediatly i got angry and meet the security man around there, but he quitly instructed me to go inside the bank and renue my bvn. deligiently i went inside to doing so, the lady i mate inside the bank gave me a form to filled.after filling the form i passed it through the lady that gave me the form,after some minite she ask me to thumbprint, after the thumbprinting she complained that the name i use initialy at the bank is not the same to the one in my bvn that cbn rejected it and if she make any atempt unlocking the acount she will be jailed
i said pls maa can u do me a favour by terminating the name pls she said that already cbn have registered the name that the only solution to it is for me to go to nearby court to obtain a form that will ordered the inclussion of the name.i ask her will they request money for doing that she said yes i told her but am koboless and strandend even my bic out there is fueless. not minding my condintion and complain she feel lessconcern. perplexly i left her but why going out of the door with mourmoring.one of the banker outside there called me and ask me while am i mourmoring i came back and narrete everything to him and end it by telling that am cashless,he ask me how much will be his own share for him to lead me through the escape door,i told him 1k quitly he lead me to another branch but same bank. Reaching there he told them that they own branch is having electrical fault same time wake to the bankers and greet them one by one.after everything i refilled the form again and he submitted it after the processing my acount came back again functioning, he aske me oya lets go, we want outside i withdraw and pay him up, blissfuly he greeted me again nd ask that i must not tell anybody that he did it.....in no distance time i recalled that it is able to work out for him just because the branch is not the main branch i opened the account i wish u reading this must not make such mistake,if the bank u open the acount complaine of ur names kindly go to other branches and unlock ur acount .............thanks
ishilove lalastclala oya do the needfull

chelseaboi:
And u re a graduate..tomorrow u will be crying on nairaland that there is no job for u..
Little things like this matters a lot...
Well done to the editor..

otukpo:
But your grammer is terrible @ op

onlyson16:
thanks i love correction

onlyson16:
Nigeria is corrupted so i have to comply but i wish my fellow nairander not to experience it ......i went to bank this morning to withdraw some amount for my clearance at shool.going forward to the ATM insert my card suprised to me the machine feed me back with this mesage(unable to complete your transanction) imediatly i got angry and meet the security man around there, but he quitly instructed me to go inside the bank and renue my bvn. deligiently i went inside to doing so, the lady i mate inside the bank gave me a form to filled.after filling the form i passed it through the lady that gave me the form,after some minite she ask me to thumbprint, after the thumbprinting she complained that the name i use initialy at the bank is not the same to the one in my bvn that cbn rejected it and if she make any atempt unlocking the acount she will be jailed
i said pls maa can u do me a favour by terminating the name pls she said that already cbn have registered the name that the only solution to it is for me to go to nearby court to obtain a form that will ordered the inclussion of the name.i ask her will they request money for doing that she said yes i told her but am koboless and strandend even my bic out there is fueless. not minding my condintion and complain she feel lessconcern. perplexly i left her but why going out of the door with mourmoring.one of the banker outside there called me and ask me while am i mourmoring i came back and narrete everything to him and end it by telling that am cashless,he ask me how much will be his own share for him to lead me through the escape door,i told him 1k quitly he lead me to another branch but same bank. Reaching there he told them that they own branch is having electrical fault same time wake to the bankers and greet them one by one.after everything i refilled the form again and he submitted it after the processing my acount came back again functioning, he aske me oya lets go, we want outside i withdraw and pay him up, blissfuly he greeted me again nd ask that i must not tell anybody that he did it.....in no distance time i recalled that it is able to work out for him just because the branch is not the main branch i opened the account i wish u reading this must not make such mistake,if the bank u open the acount complaine of ur names kindly go to other branches and unlock ur acount .............thanks
ishilove lalastclala oya do the needfull

idinc:
well u just 'taboned' tho..."the only solution WAS"....."I told her that I WAS stranded and I HAD no money with me".This is so because,from the first 'tabon',"she said" effectively makes the statement a past tense.Same goes to "I TOLD her" understood?

otokx:
The worse part is that he see's nothing wrong in the bad grammar. Nigeria is in trouble, illiteracy is worse than corruption.

fx45:
And you call yourself a graduate? My goodness me!

MEILYN:
It is grammar...

Holywizard:
my 5yr old niece is far beta dan u

ur type dey copy 4 exam hall soote E go copy de person's reg no.

Tundeiab:
Lol @ the lady I mate...
So you guys mated in the bank?

shizzy7:
A little secret
Modify your post.

onlyson16:
you started it all why nah