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YourMain:
Hehe same. I'm just here watching nollywood lol any recommendations ?

nollywood kwa giniarent they boringi tried watching one on tube,the tin just tire me abegi,ntin to laff abt off dat film jawe btw wat is the title?

Sigh

With my Sherlock Holmes mind, i am beginning to hypothesise that the nairalandress in question - MrsPhyno, opened another account and is creating 'Crush on MrsPhyno' threads to get people to search her out and pay her attention.


Another hypothesis i pose is that this Darven is a minor.. And he wants attention too


If my hypotheses be wrong, i'll accept whatever.


Darven, this is getting really silly

Darven:
I recommend you visit the gym. Go lose a few pounds and deal with that protruding stomach of yours.

How do you live with yourself, being so fat and ugly?

I've no idea it really upsets me

Too bad we all can't look like you

Jolllyjoy:
nollywood kwa giniarent they boringi tried watching one on tube,the tin just tire me abegi,ntin to laff abt off dat film jawe btw wat is the title?

Oh my lord no lol they're so funny. My house mates and I watch all nollywood (and they're oyibos) it's actually the best.

Caro the shoemaker If you want to laugh
Mr and Mrs is a personal favourite

YourMain:
I've no idea it really upsets me

Too bad we all can't look like you

Sorry that was directed at jolllyjoy, or whatever her name is.

So you have a protruding stomach too? Wow, how do you live with yourself. You must have really low self esteem.

Darven:
Please help me. God will bless you if u do.

yea yea. Whatever man

aite look, I just got some info about her okay?


But you have to do one thing to get this, I'll talk to her. When I get her to reason out things, I'll take your number, give to her, she'll flash you, you call her, then we can all live in peace. How does that sound? You ready to do what I want you to?

YourMain:
Oh my lord no lol they're so funny. My house mates and I watch all nollywood (and they're oyibos) it's actually the best.

Caro the shoemaker If you want to laugh
Mr and Mrs is a personal favourite

ooooh na those mercy johnson and mr ibu type?


Hehhehehehehehe i no dey like those ones,am a fan of funny romantic and horror movies

Darven:
Sigh

what was directed at me

obiorathesubtle:
yea yea. Whatever man

aite look, I just got some info about her okay?


But you have to do one thing to get this, I'll talk to her. When I get her to reason out things, I'll take your number, give to her, she'll flash you, you call her, then we can all live in peace. How does that sound? You ready to do what I want you to?

okay, I am ready.

Jolllyjoy:
what was directed at me

The statement I made that you are a fat ugly lady with a potruding stomach and you need to visit the gym asap.

Darven:
Sorry that was directed at jolllyjoy, or whatever her name is.

So you have a protruding stomach too? Wow, how do you live with yourself. You must have really low self esteem.

are u ok? And you are one to talk abihow high is your self esteem you dis man without intrique.

Darven:
Sorry that was directed at jolllyjoy, or whatever her name is.

So you have a protruding stomach too? Wow, how do you live with yourself. You must have really low self esteem.

No I'm sure she's absolutely beautiful.

The lowest of self esteems. It's very sad .

Jolllyjoy:
are u ok? And you are one to talk abihow high is your self esteem you dis man without intrique.

What the f**k is intrique

By the way I wasn't referring to u

Darven:
okay, I am ready.

okay. For a start, stop opening threads for her, change the caption and post of this thread. Just keep it cool, I'll get back to you. Trust me

Jolllyjoy:
ooooh na those mercy johnson and mr ibu type?


Hehhehehehehehe i no dey like those ones,am a fan of funny romantic and horror movies

Mr and Mrs is a romance sort of. Ehh Horror, y'all horror lovers are crazy

TheSadist:
Suicide is always the best option since you can't quench your desire.
Retarded_ dimwit.

you see,can you just imagine this one,foolish guys everywhere...tufiakwa .

YourMain:
No I'm sure she's absolutely beautiful.

The lowest of self esteems. It's very sad .

I know how hard it must be for you, trust me I do. I know you must have contemplated suicide a couple of times. What a pity.

But what propels you to still keep on living, despite how ugly and unattractive you are? What's that driving force. I am sure you haven't even been approached by a guy before, so how do you cope?

Darven:
The statement I made that you are a fat ugly lady with a potruding stomach and you need to visit the gym asap.

buhahahahahahahahahaha omg,so you have been snopping on me bah


Guy you are really boring,mrsphyno watch it,this guy has ntin good to offer,... Back to it,yea am fat cos i eat well


ama uglydo u even have taste


Hit the gym,sure i will...a lady need to keep fit u knw.



Now back to you,it obvious you are a very stvpid,retarded,moronic and thick skul fellow,gosh,how am am sure you are a minor.


Am so done with you...go and die.

Darven:
[s]You call yourself thesadist? You don't have the slimmest idea of what sadism really is. Let me guess, you just watched a movie and you thought to yourself, "let me create a moniker that gives me the sense of power and control, a name that people will dread, a temporary escape from my sad, pathetic life of being a mouse"

You know what, you are nothing but a mouse and no matter the fake illusion you try to create, you will always be a small, defenseless, little mouse.[/s]

Crap! Crap! Crap! Megacrap!
I hope your leprous fingers haven't worn-out from still typing lengthy _shits. Continue. Don't stop. Even when you feel like relenting, don't give up. Fight that opposition.
Porcupine of a thousand fathers.
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Darven:
I know how hard it must be for you, trust me I do. I know you must have contemplated suicide a couple of times. What a pity.

But what propels you to still keep on living, despite how ugly and unattractive you are? What's that driving force. I am sure you haven't even been approached by a guy before, so how do you cope?

gosh,your mum shouldnt be forgiven for procreatinga retard fellow like u.

YourMain:
Lol i just think it's funny

very good lips for a bj.

YourMain:
No I'm sure she's absolutely beautiful.

The lowest of self esteems. It's very sad .

you see d kin craze person wen wan toast that fine babe before?

Jolllyjoy:
buhahahahahahahahahaha omg,so you have been snopping on me bah


Guy you are really boring,mrsphyno watch it,this guy has ntin good to offer,... Back to it,yea am fat cos i eat well


ama uglydo u even have taste


Hit the gym,sure i will...a lady need to keep fit u knw.



Now back to you,it obvious you are a very stvpid,retarded,moronic and thick skul fellow,gosh,how am am sure you are a minor.


Am so done with you...go and die.

I wasn't snooping, I just had the misfortune of viewing your picture on time like that and I noticed how horrible you looked.

I am not insulting you, I am just saying my mind. I wonder why you are raining insults on me.

Darven:
I know how hard it must be for you, trust me I do. I know you must have contemplated suicide a couple of times. What a pity.

But what propels you to still keep on living, despite how ugly and unattractive you are? What's that driving force. I am sure you haven't even been approached by a guy before, so how do you cope?

Yeah I thought about it a couple hundred times today .

I just lock myself and make sure I never look at my reflection so I don't break anything . Well I think it's cause I know some people, like yourself, have it so much worse you know. I count my blessings. Clearly you've none to count. So I've to be grateful. Even the tiniest bit.

Youngpo413:
very good lips for a bj.

Ehm ? Okay ?

Darven:
I wasn't snooping, I just had the misfortune of viewing your picture on time like that and I noticed how horrible you looked.

I am not insulting you, I am just saying my mind. I wonder why you are raining insults on me.

you know whatyour self esteem is horrible,you are nt good for keep,your type ought to be thoroughly cleansed from the earth.



Ode.

Darven:
Please I need advice. I can't stop thinking about this lady and it's making me loose concentration in other areas of my life.

The fact that she is consistently ignoring me is making it worse for me.

Please if you have mrsphyno's contact offline please tell her to stop ignoring me say something to me so that I will stop all this

what you need is christ

end time addict

YourMain:
Yeah I thought about it a couple hundred times today .

I just lock myself and make sure I never look at my reflection so I don't break anything . Well I think it's cause I know some people, like yourself, have it so much worse you know. I count my blessings. Clearly you've none to count. So I've to be grateful. Even the tiniest bit.

perfect response..

thumbs up.

YourMain:
Ehm ? Okay ?

yeah,very okay cos it will ride smoothly on a very "thick" but short dick.

Jolllyjoy:
hehehehehehehehe reason am na,if na u no be to dey wish make he jump for lagoon niii,

lagoon sef no better he fit survive am.. Atlantic Ocean dey better

YourMain:
Yeah I thought about it a couple hundred times today .

I just lock myself and make sure I never look at my reflection so I don't break anything . Well I think it's cause I know some people, like yourself, have it so much worse you know. I count my blessings. Clearly you've none to count. So I've to be grateful. Even the tiniest bit.

I know I know. I thought I was the only hopeless case in the world, but I have finally found someone else. I feel your plight babe, I really do.

So how do you intend on living such a miserable life nature has set for you by making you this physically repulsive. Obviously you aren't going to get married, because let's face it, no guy can bear starring at you for two seconds. So how are you going to start a family? You could marry a blind man you know, at least he won't have to behold your ugliness everyday.

What do you think?