₦airaland Forum

cyprus000:
[size=13pt] Afraid catch me for the magnitude of lie.

He is very consummated in the art. Even nollywood still dey learn work. [/size]

winetapper:

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Lwkmd

You for tell am say na the same thing carry am come club that night carry you come too

ClassCaptain:
I went to Club last night .I was just chilling when a light skin girl came to me and asked me for a dance..She was just rocking me and twerking on me but as a gentle guy.i did not rock her too much.

The rocking got too strong wen she bent down and packed my kini with her soft ****** As the sound of Timaya ukwu blasted from d Dj stand.

My polololo could not withstand it again as the thing wan standa by force so i withdraw nd found a place to rest..

I was surprised when a guy walked up to me and told me " Have u received The Lord Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour ??

I was like WTF ?? in d club.. Na bouncer carry d Wrrey Comot

Boo Osin

Rapmoney:
@Op, do you mean clubs in Europe or Nigeria? If you are talking about clubs in Nigeria, all I see are:

11. Oloshos
12. More Oloshos
13. Dozens of Oloshos
14. Too many Oloshos
15. Countless number of Oloshos
16. In fact, an array, converge and conglomerate of Oloshos!!!

lagmostkuit:
Hehehehehe

shugga:


Just stop before I pee on my panties!

I'm a christian but truth be told we sometimes do it wrongly, even in the bible they carry it is written there's time for everything abi dem dey read their own upside down

dokJ:
Abegi nothing wrong with winning souls in d club. It shows dat d bro is a dogged evangelist.

shugga:


Just stop before I pee on my panties!

I'm a christian but truth be told we sometimes do it wrongly, even in the bible they carry it is written there's time for everything abi dem dey read their own upside down

pretydiva:
I don't club...jst here 2 read comments

ClassCaptain:
I tire Oo.but u do club too abi ??

winetapper:
1.The female advertisers.  You would see this category marketing their wares,dancing,twerking,in other for you to me entised by their wares and patronise them for the night. 2.The Boss  They are always in one corner on sofa sipping champagne, and buying people drinks,spending money.. ** to be a Boss sweet sha ** 3.The Male buyers/Admirers  This are the custormers so they have to examine well, they are the ones the female advertisers twerk for, they just sit or stand in one corner and observe !
4.The fake dancers.  This category of people would stand by the corner and watch people dance while they nod their heads and shaking their body, you be thinking they have this killer dance step.. But when the Dj provokes them with their best music and they display their dance step  I be like "" so nah the dance be this "" . 5. The gays/les  This ones would be by the corner observing the same sex, even dancing,rocking, and touching their bodies as if their lifes depends on it.. 6. Clubbers. This ones are just in club to enjoy,dance and relieve them self of some stress,dancing,drinking responsibly and leaving at the right time. . 7. Staffs  This category are not to club but assist the club, with boucers ensuring security,bar man supplying drinks,cleaners ensuring neatness and Dj killing the beat 8 . Gamers  This lighten up the environment by starting up club games like devils basket,snooker,card games. 9 . Gate crashers  They know actually that one has to pay to gain entrance but you see them at the gate trying their luck.. 10 . Spectators.  They dont participate in anything the look at those dancing like they are Judges, mostly girls cos they had free entrance 11. The foreigners.  You know they are foreigners by their skin colour and they way they dance.. They dont day with the corresponding dance step..they dont know when the music will stop or begin.. When ever their home song is then played you see them daning with all thier strenght and right dance step to show its their song..
12.Feel free to add yours

winetapper:
1.The female advertisers.
 You would see this category marketing their wares,dancing,twerking,in
other for you to me entised by their wares and patronise them for the
night.
2.The Boss
 They are always in one corner on sofa sipping champagne, and buying
people drinks,spending money..
** to be a Boss sweet sha **
3.The Male buyers/Admirers
 This are the custormers so they have to examine well, they are the
ones the female advertisers twerk for, they just sit or stand in one
corner and observe !

4.The fake dancers.
 This category of people would stand by the corner and watch people
dance while they nod their heads and shaking their body, you be
thinking they have this killer dance step.. But when the Dj provokes
them with their best music and they display their dance step
 I be like "" so nah the dance be this ""
.
5. The gays/les
 This ones would be by the corner observing the same sex, even
dancing,rocking, and touching their bodies as if their lifes depends
on it..
6. Clubbers.
This ones are just in club to enjoy,dance and relieve them self of
some stress,dancing,drinking responsibly and leaving at the right
time.
.
7. Staffs
 This category are not to club but assist the club, with boucers
ensuring security,bar man supplying drinks,cleaners ensuring neatness
and Dj killing the beat
8 . Gamers
 This lighten up the environment by starting up club games like devils
basket,snooker,card games.
9 . Gate crashers
 They know actually that one has to pay to gain entrance but you see
them at the gate trying their luck..
10 . Spectators.
 They dont participate in anything the look at those dancing like they
are Judges, mostly girls cos they had free entrance
11. The foreigners.
 You know they are foreigners by their skin colour and they way they
dance.. They dont day with the corresponding dance step..they dont
know when the music will stop or begin.. When ever their home song is
then played you see them daning with all thier strenght and right
dance step to show its their song..

12.Feel free to add yours

YourMain:
Them ones that sit in the corner on their phone the whole time and then go home and say the club was dead...

winetapper:
1.The female advertisers.
 You would see this category marketing their wares,dancing,twerking,in
other for you to me entised by their wares and patronise them for the
night.
2.The Boss
 They are always in one corner on sofa sipping champagne, and buying
people drinks,spending money..
** to be a Boss sweet sha **
3.The Male buyers/Admirers
 This are the custormers so they have to examine well, they are the
ones the female advertisers twerk for, they just sit or stand in one
corner and observe !

4.The fake dancers.
 This category of people would stand by the corner and watch people
dance while they nod their heads and shaking their body, you be
thinking they have this killer dance step.. But when the Dj provokes
them with their best music and they display their dance step
 I be like "" so nah the dance be this ""
.
5. The gays/les
 This ones would be by the corner observing the same sex, even
dancing,rocking, and touching their bodies as if their lifes depends
on it..
6. Clubbers.
This ones are just in club to enjoy,dance and relieve them self of
some stress,dancing,drinking responsibly and leaving at the right
time.
.
7. Staffs
 This category are not to club but assist the club, with boucers
ensuring security,bar man supplying drinks,cleaners ensuring neatness
and Dj killing the beat
8 . Gamers
 This lighten up the environment by starting up club games like devils
basket,snooker,card games.
9 . Gate crashers
 They know actually that one has to pay to gain entrance but you see
them at the gate trying their luck..
10 . Spectators.
 They dont participate in anything the look at those dancing like they
are Judges, mostly girls cos they had free entrance
11. The foreigners.
 You know they are foreigners by their skin colour and they way they
dance.. They dont day with the corresponding dance step..they dont
know when the music will stop or begin.. When ever their home song is
then played you see them daning with all thier strenght and right
dance step to show its their song..

12.Feel free to add yours

ClassCaptain:
I went to Club last night .I was just chilling when a light skin girl came to me and asked me for a dance..She was just rocking me and twerking on me but as a gentle guy.i did not rock her too much.

The rocking got too strong wen she bent down and packed my kini with her soft ****** As the sound of Timaya ukwu blasted from d Dj stand.

My polololo could not withstand it again as the thing wan standa by force so i withdraw nd found a place to rest..

I was surprised when a guy walked up to me and told me " Have u received The Lord Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour ??

I was like WTF ?? in d club.. Na bouncer carry d Wrrey Comot

Boo Osin

Jolllyjoy:
The browsers...


Chess these set of people will be browsing,tapping their tablets like there is fire on it,like whoever does that


The wooers

they go to clubs with a view of finding a gal to pass the night with,

GHoJes:
13. I felt free not adding mine.



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Jolllyjoy:
The browsers...


Chess these set of people will be browsing,tapping their tablets like there is fire on it,like whoever does that


The wooers

they go to clubs with a view of finding a gal to pass the night with,