1.The female advertisers.
 You would see this category marketing their wares,dancing,twerking,in
other for you to me entised by their wares and patronise them for the
night.
2.The Boss
 They are always in one corner on sofa sipping champagne, and buying
people drinks,spending money..
** to be a Boss sweet sha **
3.The Male buyers/Admirers
 This are the custormers so they have to examine well, they are the
ones the female advertisers twerk for, they just sit or stand in one
corner and observe !

4.The fake dancers.
 This category of people would stand by the corner and watch people
dance while they nod their heads and shaking their body, you be
thinking they have this killer dance step.. But when the Dj provokes
them with their best music and they display their dance step
 I be like "" so nah the dance be this ""
.
5. The gays/les
 This ones would be by the corner observing the same sex, even
dancing,rocking, and touching their bodies as if their lifes depends
on it..
6. Clubbers.
This ones are just in club to enjoy,dance and relieve them self of
some stress,dancing,drinking responsibly and leaving at the right
time.
.
7. Staffs
 This category are not to club but assist the club, with boucers
ensuring security,bar man supplying drinks,cleaners ensuring neatness
and Dj killing the beat
8 . Gamers
 This lighten up the environment by starting up club games like devils
basket,snooker,card games.
9 . Gate crashers
 They know actually that one has to pay to gain entrance but you see
them at the gate trying their luck..
10 . Spectators.
 They dont participate in anything the look at those dancing like they
are Judges, mostly girls cos they had free entrance
11. The foreigners.
 You know they are foreigners by their skin colour and they way they
dance.. They dont day with the corresponding dance step..they dont
know when the music will stop or begin.. When ever their home song is
then played you see them daning with all thier strenght and right
dance step to show its their song..

12.Feel free to add yours

The browsers...


Chess these set of people will be browsing,tapping their tablets like there is fire on it,like whoever does that


The wooers

they go to clubs with a view of finding a gal to pass the night with,

Ok




In other news,I don't attend parties and club

Also confused pastors
Trying to win souls and end up selling his soul to the devil

















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I went to Club last night .I was just chilling when a light skin girl came to me and asked me for a dance..She was just rocking me and twerking on me but as a gentle guy.i did not rock her too much.

The rocking got too strong wen she bent down and packed my kini with her soft ****** As the sound of Timaya ukwu blasted from d Dj stand.

My polololo could not withstand it again as the thing wan standa by force so i withdraw nd found a place to rest..

I was surprised when a guy walked up to me and told me " Have u received The Lord Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour ??

I was like WTF ?? in d club.. Na bouncer carry d Wrrey Comot

Boo Osin

Not a clubber.

I guess I'll just swerve

13. I felt free not adding mine.


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Them ones that sit in the corner on their phone the whole time and then go home and say the club was dead...

my type na eleventh type

I don't club...jst here 2 read comments

Falilas and mercy pastor pikin no go hear word. Guys blike i go finish one crate of beer,ganger 5wraps no shaking,while them girls be lap dancing our third leg,going up and down like they no go born pikin. SMH ¤NA LIFE BE DIS¤

What of the wife snatchers and oloshos ?

@Op, do you mean clubs in Europe or Nigeria? If you are talking about clubs in Nigeria, all I see are:

11. Oloshos
12. More Oloshos
13. Dozens of Oloshos
14. Too many Oloshos
15. Countless number of Oloshos
16. In fact, an array, converge and conglomerate of Oloshos!!!

ClassCaptain:
I went to Club last night and I was surprised when a guy walked up to me and told me " Have u received The Lord Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour ??

I was like WTF ?? in d club.. Na bouncer carry d Wrrey Comot

Boo Osin

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There is one lying recruiting firm, looking for young talent lyk you.

Send me your CV so I can forward it to them.

NOTE: make sure you include "year's of experience"
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that feeling when u gat nothing to say.. but wanna say some sh.it

d ones da wud dance from d moment they got to club till they leave...they gat the energy

ClassCaptain:
I went to Club last night and I was surprised when a guy walked up to me and told me " Have u received The Lord Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour ??

I was like WTF ?? in d club.. Na bouncer carry d Wrrey Comot

Boo Osin

---

Lwkmd

You for tell am say na the same thing carry am come club that night carry you come too

cyprus000:
[size=13pt] There is one lying recruiting firm, looking for young talent lyk you.
Send me your CV so I can forward it to them.
NOTE: make sure you include 'year's of experience" [/size]

God bless u broda.. which kind lie people dey lie self.. no fear of Gpd

Henceforth, don't visit Nairaland when fasting.

What is a club?

pretydiva:
I don't club...jst here 2 read comments

That was after you got married abi?

#Save baby light#

check my signature

sydraay:


God bless u broda.. which kind lie people dey lie self.. no fear of Gpd

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Afraid catch me for the magnitude of lie.


He is very consummated in the art. Even nollywood still dey learn work.
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Ok

winetapper:
Also confused pastors Trying to win souls and end up selling his soul to the devil

is this true or just one of those assumptions?

been long I clubbed.... all i do is seat at a corner and chat with ma drink in front of me

Ok o

winetapper:
1.The female advertisers.
 You would see this category marketing their wares,dancing,twerking,in
other for you to me entised by their wares and patronise them for the
night.
2.The Boss
 They are always in one corner on sofa sipping champagne, and buying
people drinks,spending money..
** to be a Boss sweet sha **
3.The Male buyers/Admirers
 This are the custormers so they have to examine well, they are the
ones the female advertisers twerk for, they just sit or stand in one
corner and observe !

4.The fake dancers.
 This category of people would stand by the corner and watch people
dance while they nod their heads and shaking their body, you be
thinking they have this killer dance step.. But when the Dj provokes
them with their best music and they display their dance step
 I be like "" so nah the dance be this ""
.
5. The gays/les
 This ones would be by the corner observing the same sex, even
dancing,rocking, and touching their bodies as if their lifes depends
on it..
6. Clubbers.
This ones are just in club to enjoy,dance and relieve them self of
some stress,dancing,drinking responsibly and leaving at the right
time.
.
7. Staffs
 This category are not to club but assist the club, with boucers
ensuring security,bar man supplying drinks,cleaners ensuring neatness
and Dj killing the beat
8 . Gamers
 This lighten up the environment by starting up club games like devils
basket,snooker,card games.
9 . Gate crashers
 They know actually that one has to pay to gain entrance but you see
them at the gate trying their luck..
10 . Spectators.
 They dont participate in anything the look at those dancing like they
are Judges, mostly girls cos they had free entrance
11. The foreigners.
 You know they are foreigners by their skin colour and they way they
dance.. They dont day with the corresponding dance step..they dont
know when the music will stop or begin.. When ever their home song is
then played you see them daning with all thier strenght and right
dance step to show its their song..

12.Feel free to add yours

You said ten how come you got eleven?

If I add then the title is misleading

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