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Funny Quotes About Marriage by collinsflex(op): 6:05pm On Nov 23, 2015
1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel".

2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."
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3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."
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4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely.
Re: Funny Quotes About Marriage by collinsflex(op): 6:06pm On Nov 23, 2015
Feel free to add yours
Re: Funny Quotes About Marriage by Nobody: 6:09pm On Nov 23, 2015
Quotes are as dry as yur boxers
Re: Funny Quotes About Marriage by SlimBrawnie(f): 6:11pm On Nov 23, 2015
ok
Re: Funny Quotes About Marriage by deadZONE: 6:13pm On Nov 23, 2015
A wife that says she wants to eat ice cream
at 12 mid night, should be ready to eat
frozen melon soup!!!!!
Re: Funny Quotes About Marriage by collinsflex(op): 6:24pm On Nov 23, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
Quotes are as dry as yur boxers
u welcome dude
Re: Funny Quotes About Marriage by collinsflex(op): 6:25pm On Nov 23, 2015
deadZONE:
A wife that says she wants to eat ice cream
at 12 mid night, should be ready to eat
frozen melon soup!!!!!
lol
Re: Funny Quotes About Marriage by Tallesty1(m): 6:26pm On Nov 23, 2015
The reason some men beat their wives is because they do not join them in the kitchen.

I was with my wife once in the kitchen and I noticed from the way she cut onions that she is very good at stabbing things.

I have been nice to her since then.
Re: Funny Quotes About Marriage by BIDEEN: 6:28pm On Nov 23, 2015
The only institution you graduate into and then start learning without possibility of a end to the learning process
Re: Funny Quotes About Marriage by miqos02(m): 6:48pm On Nov 23, 2015
true
Re: Funny Quotes About Marriage by collinsflex(op): 7:42pm On Nov 23, 2015
BIDEEN:
The only institution you graduate into and then start learning without possibility of a end to the learning process
nice one
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