1. God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.”

2. “Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid.” » Dave Barry

3. “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

4. “God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker.”

5. “I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.”

6. “If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.”

7. “It is very difficult to tell a woman where you’re planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”

8. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.”

9. “Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?” » Sigmund Freud

10. “The secret to winning an argument with a woman: They have to be dead.” » John Betz, Jr.

11. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” » Chris Rock

12. “I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!”

13. “I hate women because they always know where things are.” » James Thurber, American Humorist

14. “Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.”

15. “A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.”

16. “If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him? Yes, a gentle man! Have you ever meet a gentle woman?”

17. “When my wife says she’ll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go.” » Mike Vanatta

18.

“If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty- six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near forty.” » Chris Rock


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Lolx . . . . . . Funny

Lool I like numbers 2 and 12

8,9 n 14 mak sense sha

Nice writeup

interesting

Hmmmm lol no.2

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Somepple having sleepless night just to make FP..

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