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iameugene:
All of us go the mall for some reason or the other and there isn’t a shortage of people there. Here are the types of people you see at malls.
(Sorry for posting it here, needs traffic)

1. The wanderers.. This set of people are also known as the strollers.. They never came for anything in particular they just wanna walk round the mall and when they are tired they leave.

2. The Teenagers.. Cos the coolest place to hang out for a group of teenagers is the mall. They’ll just be sitting around, chattering and making lots of unnecessary noise. This exercise is called practicing FREEDOM.

3. The Complainers: This are the set of people you overhear saying “oh my god, I can’t find anything here! The clothes here are so not me! They don't even have zanotii here, oh my God the air condition is not very cool" like they have something better than that somewhere else.


4. The Kleptomaniac: They’re predators. Don’t let their appearance deceive you. You could never think shoplifting could be exhilarating, some can even eat right there without paying, they just have to roll the pack somewhere


5. The Confused Fellows: Or first timers You’ve all seen them. They probably sent him to the mall to buy a list of stuff, but he can’t figure out where to find everything. He ends up spending 3 hours for a half an hour job. *Sigh*


6. The Window Shopper: There’s no harm in looking. Or so they think. What starts of as window shopping for the first few hours rapidly turns into a bank balance emptying activity. And if they do manage to window shop, it’s a success!


7. The Loud Family: Aah, the mall outings every Family takes once a month. Don’t you just love it when Shade and Chidi run around and end up causing the huge mall installation crash to the ground?


8.The Selfie/Picture takers: they are so busy clicking everything they do from trying that dress to eating the roll, from posing near a shop to buying the stuffs..everything has been documented!


9. The Love-Sick Couple: They go to every shop to try clothes. No they don’t have to buy anything. They just want more alone time and trial rooms work really well.
(Sorry for posting it here.. Need traffic)

10. The Creepy Guy in the Corner; We’ve all seen that guy with a creepy thin moustache just staring at everyone. He is the one usually following the love sick couple.

Feel free to add yours
Cc: Lalasticala

CUMPOLICE01:
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prettythicksme:
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CUMPOLICE01:
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prettythicksme:
End time love

prettythicksme:
smh y r u like dis?

CUMPOLICE01:
absolutely na im dey last pass.... . Yu know wah i mean...? Eternity

Joshkid:
i fear that guy ooh!

prettythicksme:
I just tire for him

obum88:
What is a shopping mall?

Do you mean main market, Onitsha?

prettythicksme:
Pls who r u?

T4taiwo:
No....its the mortuary located at your backyard....i hope u understand now.

CUMPOLICE01:
i am dat irresistible being yu wudnt want to miss

prettythicksme:
It seems i knw who u r now

CUMPOLICE01:
curiously. ... .. Tell me wah u know

prettythicksme:
I wont tell u now

CUMPOLICE01:
maybe it wud be beta on the 'D' day.

prettythicksme:
Which one is D day?

CUMPOLICE01:
c'mon you know

Decker:
OP, nice write up, but not all teenagers act like you described.

The official definition for a teenager is an individual between the ages of 13 and 19.
An 18 year old for instance is classified as an adult here in Nigeria and in most countries so I think you are making the error of aligning a sort of negative connotation to the term and making all teenagers seem like immature kids.

I have seen lots of teenagers that act really matured and sensible.

Even people way older than twenty behave childish and immaturely in shopping malls and other public places.

prettythicksme: