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How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 12:00pm On Nov 24, 2015

Hello!
Welcome in guys.
No long talk.

I don't know how to sleep with my head on a pillow. How do I learn to use one cos I want to feel the said comfort that comes with it.

Bashing is allowed... To a degree wink

Re: How To Use Pillow... by chocolateme(f): 12:02pm On Nov 24, 2015

Nice one, though somehow it sounds funny especially at the " the said comfort that comes with it"
Anyway, get a rope (that type used for cows) use it to tie your head together with the pillow at night during bed time. I bet you, not only will you sleep comfortably that night but the pillow will never leave your head neither will your head leave the pillow.
Thank me later.

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Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 12:06pm On Nov 24, 2015

chocolateme:
Nice one, though somehow it sounds funny especially at the " the said comfort that comes with it"

Are you into pillows? wink

Re: How To Use Pillow... by Nobody: 12:12pm On Nov 24, 2015

ugatto........ First find INNER PEACE grin

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 12:15pm On Nov 24, 2015

phellamon:
ugatto........
First find INNER PEACE

Emm... Thank you, Buddah

Bia, chocolateme: is it because I like you cry

Re: How To Use Pillow... by chocolateme(f): 12:16pm On Nov 24, 2015

DikSin:
Emm... Thank you, Buddah

Bia, chocolateme: is it because I like you

please forgive me oooo

Re: How To Use Pillow... by Nobody: 12:19pm On Nov 24, 2015

Odeh! Next time u say shifo

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 12:21pm On Nov 24, 2015

chocolateme:
please forgive me oooo

Alright...
I know I'm a poor bad guy, will you teach me, in a better proper way?

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 12:22pm On Nov 24, 2015

phellamon:
Odeh!
Next time u say shifo

Yes, shi-foe grin

Re: How To Use Pillow... by chocolateme(f): 12:23pm On Nov 24, 2015

DikSin:
Alright...
I know I'm a poor bad guy, will you teach me, in a better proper way?

i don't use pillow too

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 12:27pm On Nov 24, 2015

chocolateme:
i don't use pillow too

Damn it! I shoulda believed Micheal when he sang: "You are not alone..."

Anyways, enjoy the time of your life embarassed

Re: How To Use Pillow... by Nobody: 12:31pm On Nov 24, 2015

DikSin:
Yes, shi-foe

By d way do u even av a mattress?

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 12:52pm On Nov 24, 2015

phellamon:
By d way do u even av a mattress?

No sir, sorry shi-foe embarassed

Re: How To Use Pillow... by utenwuson: 12:55pm On Nov 24, 2015

very simple na!
open d pillow case n put ur head inside d case, force it in, u myt b loosing ur breath but don worry u ll jst be fine, dt is if u wake again though

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 1:24pm On Nov 24, 2015

utenwuson:
very simple na!
open d pillow case n put ur head inside d case, force it in, u myt b loosing ur breath but don worry u ll jst be fine, dt is if u wake again though

Kids, pleeease Do Not Try This At Home!
The folk above me is crazy cheesy

Re: How To Use Pillow... by thewetknife: 1:33pm On Nov 24, 2015

Put it between your legs bruh
The feeling is sweet sha

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 2:02pm On Nov 24, 2015

thewetknife:
Put it between your legs bruh

The feeling is sweet sha

I ask for how to sleep with my head on a pillow. Not how to fuck_ a pillow, bruh undecided

Re: How To Use Pillow... by thewetknife: 3:11pm On Nov 24, 2015

DikSin:
I ask for how to sleep with my head on a pillow. Not how to fuck_ a pillow, bruh

did I say the pillow moaned or something?

Its more comfortable between the legs than the head bruh

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 6:59pm On Nov 24, 2015

thewetknife:
did I say the pillow moaned or something?

Its more comfortable between the legs than the head bruh

Just to be sure I aint talking a robot, pls answer this: 4Q + 0 = ?

Re: How To Use Pillow... by MrCork: 7:01pm On Nov 24, 2015

DikSin:
Hello!
Welcome in guys.
No long talk.

I don't know how to sleep with my head on a pillow. How do I learn to use one cos I want to feel the said comfort that comes with it.

Bashing is allowed... To a degree

.....bro..the great ting sbout u is thay u all wsys sound like the assss of a hole!! undecided

Re: How To Use Pillow... by MrCork: 7:03pm On Nov 24, 2015

DikSin:
Hello!
Welcome in guys.
No long talk.

I don't know how to sleep with my head on a pillow. How do I learn to use one cos I want to feel the said comfort that comes with it.

Bashing is allowed... To a degree

....how many more dump thread shud we expet by Friday?

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 7:09pm On Nov 24, 2015

MrCork:
....how many more dump thread shud we expet by Friday?

Hey! Look "what" we have here cheesy

It's the maggi star Cork cheesy

And how many more dump comments should we expect by Friday? undecided

Re: How To Use Pillow... by MrCork: 7:11pm On Nov 24, 2015

DikSin:
Hey! Look "what" we have here
It's the maggi star Cork

And how many more dump comments should we expect by Friday?

...ATTENTION SEEKIN DUMB THREAD DERAILED!!!

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 7:13pm On Nov 24, 2015

MrCork:
.....bro..the great ting sbout u is thay u all wsys sound like the assss of a hole!!

And you left your decorated post on the Maggi Star to come sniff some "assss of a hole".. Smh

Are you a vulture undecided

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 7:16pm On Nov 24, 2015

MrCork:
...ATTENTION SEEKIN DUMB THREAD DERAILED!!!

Filthy fowl cheesy

That's what you are cheesy

Re: How To Use Pillow... by thewetknife: 9:22pm On Nov 24, 2015

DikSin:
Just to be sure I aint talking a robot, pls answer this: 4Q + 0 = ?

4Q + 0? That's quite hard...
4Q + 0 = Fukk you bruh
But I'll take that back, the only fukks you're going to get Is from that pillow o'yours

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 9:28pm On Nov 24, 2015

thewetknife:
4Q + 0?
That's quite hard...

4Q + 0 = Fukk you bruh

But I'll take that back, the only fukks you're going to get
Is from that pillow o'yours

Damn.. I declare you void. 4Q bruh

Re: How To Use Pillow... by Nobody: 9:35pm On Nov 24, 2015

Must you use pillow?

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 9:40pm On Nov 24, 2015

Eve0000:
Must you use pillow?

Not really, son of eve undecided

Re: How To Use Pillow... by Nobody: 9:46pm On Nov 24, 2015

DikSin:
Not really, son of eve

son

Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(op): 9:56pm On Nov 24, 2015

Eve0000:
son

Sorry, daughter

Re: How To Use Pillow... by thewetknife: 8:43pm On Nov 25, 2015

DikSin:
Damn.. I declare you void. 4Q bruh

I declare you 4Qd up bruh

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