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So today I will be offering exclusive Lectures on how to be a successful Main chic. I don’t know who told you girls you are the main chic oh have you not heard reggae blues, even your boo get a boo but if you say you are the Main chic let me help you deceive sorry build yaself. The struggle with you is hard.

There is always a side chic or booty call waiting to knock you off the race. Buy because you have first of all deceived yourself you are the main chic your confidence is your worse enemy. GUIDELINES ON BEING A MAIN CHIC ..You should know that you are not a wife stop assuming you are one and behave like someone who wants to win the trophy after all with marriage comes wisdom. ..

Dont ever get comfortable, till you hear the priest say ” ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr and Mrs whatever” you are not safe so behave yourself. … Since you said you are the MC.make sure your picture is on all his social media account. If he refuses, forget it you are SC forming MC. …

The SC and BC are your biggest challenge those girls no get joy. So you must not give them room to even come in. .. Your biggest Ally is your boo”s gate man or neighbour’s wife. They will tell you who goes and who comes when you are not around.supply them with gifts and your archive will be FBI tight.

…You will go after his father, his mother, his sister, his brothers and his entire family, that means even if they are having new yam festival.run to the village with or without him. If the whole village know you. It will be difficult for him to run if he wants to. I don’t need to teach you how to greet with your knees to the ground with a full display of your 36. …

You must up your cooking games. Leave jollof rice and egusi soup for the SC. Go professional, learn how to cook oha soup, bitterleaf, Owo, Vegetable soup,etc. The hustle is real up your game. ..

You will need his friends, but dont bother so much like the SC, but if you must cook Jollof rice for them top it with plantain…but be closers to this girlfriends and wives. Form clique on top the guys so if your bobo wan do illegal waka. You go get info sharpaly.

.. If you want to be his wife, leave his phone alone in his presence, once he leaves grab the phone, knowledge is power.if you see anything, don’t attack. Stay calm the target is far don’t bark at every dog. .

. If you come to the house and see food you suspect is cooked by SC. Eat it but whether it is better than yours or not. Call it tasteless. Dont famz your competitors. ..Do not ever call the SC to warn her.you are both hustling so respect the sisterhood.but if she reaches out to you. Make her your new best friend..she may end up loving you more than the guy. Or you can team up and ……….

…If you are sexually active. Make sure you a German machine in the bedroom dont get comfortable but dont over do oh. Before he runs away .this boys don’t know what the want.

If you are waiting for marriage. Wait well you have nothing to lose. ..Make sure you collect every spare cash he can spare. So he does not have extra to give the SC. … Always bear in mind that no matter what you do, you may not end up with this dude your side boo may be the one at the end of the day. Now move your ministry to the permanent site.

RickRichards:
So the Wicked Witch of the West is on Nairaland? Everybody, run!!!

Lucialovely:
nice one

rosalieene:
lol... biko who be the wicked witch!

rosalieene:
So today I will be offering exclusive Lectures on
how to be a successful Main chic. I don't know
who told you girls you are the main chic oh
have you not heard reggae blues, even your boo
get a boo but if you say you are the Main chic
let me help you deceive sorry build yaself.
The struggle with you is hard. There is always a
side chic or booty call waiting to knock you off
the race. Buy because you have first of all
deceived yourself you are the main chic your
confidence is your worse enemy.
GUIDELINES ON BEING A MAIN CHIC
..You should know that you are not a wife stop
assuming you are one and behave like someone
who wants to win the trophy after all with
marriage comes wisdom.
.. Dont ever get comfortable, till you hear the
priest say " ladies and gentlemen, I present to
you Mr and Mrs wharrever" you are not safe so
behave yaself.
... Since you said you are the MC.make sure
your picture is on all his social media account.
If he refuses, forget it you are SC forming MC.
...The SC and BC are your biggest challenge
those girls no get joy. So you must not give
them room to even come in.
.. Your biggest Ally is your boo"s gateman or
neighbour's wife. They will tell you who goes
and who comes when you are not around.supply
them with gifts and your archive will be FBI
tight.
...You will go after his father, his mother, his
sister, his brothers and his entire family, that
means even if they are having new yam
festival.run to the village with or without him. If
the whole village know you. It will be difficult
for him to run if he wants to. I dont need to
teach you how to greet with your knees to the
ground with a full display of your 36.
... You must up your cooking games. Leave
jollof rice and egusi soup for the SC. Go
professional, learn how to cook oha soup,
bitterleaf, Owo, Vegetable soup,etc. The hustle
is real up your game.
.. You will need his friends, but dont bother so
much like the SC, but if you must cook Jollof
rice for them top it with plantain...but be
closers to this girlfriends and wives. Form clique
on top the guys so if your bobo wan do illegal
waka. You go get info sharpaly.
.. If you want to be his wife, leave his phone
alone in his presence, once he leaves grab the
phone, knowledge is power.if you see anything,
don't attack. Stay calm the target is far don't
bark at every dog.
.. If you come to the house and see food you
suspect is cooked by SC. Eat it but whether it is
better than yours or not. Call it tasteless. Dont
famz your competitors.
..Do not ever call the SC to warn her.you are
both hustling so respect the sisterhood.but if
she reaches out to you. Make her your new best
friend..she may end up loving you more than the
guy. Or you can team up and ..........
...If you are sexually active. Make sure you a
German machine in the bedroom
dont get comfortable but dont over do oh.
Before he runs away .this boys don't know what
the want. If you are waiting for marriage. Wait
well you have nothing to lose.
..Make sure you collect every spare cash he can
spare. So he does not have extra to give the
SC.
... Always bear in mind that no matter what you
do, you may not end up with this dude your side
boo may be the one at the end of the day.
Now move your ministry to the permanent site.

obiorathesubtle:
Learn how to space your nonsense. It put me off! Didn't read it!

misspicy:
Op i so laughed @ the bolded....we should have sisters code too but those mumu girls will not want this one.

Tydies:
Boyfriends are overated.

rosalieene:
And who cares I you read it or not!

obiorathesubtle:
du'uh? Is that a trick question?

rosalieene:
So today I will be offering exclusive Lectures on
how to be a successful Main chic. I don't know
who told you girls you are the main chic oh
have you not heard reggae blues, even your boo
get a boo but if you say you are the Main chic
let me help you deceive sorry build yaself.
The struggle with you is hard. There is always a
side chic or booty call waiting to knock you off
the race. Buy because you have first of all
deceived yourself you are the main chic your
confidence is your worse enemy.
GUIDELINES ON BEING A MAIN CHIC
..You should know that you are not a wife stop
assuming you are one and behave like someone
who wants to win the trophy after all with
marriage comes wisdom.
.. Dont ever get comfortable, till you hear the
priest say " ladies and gentlemen, I present to
you Mr and Mrs wharrever" you are not safe so
behave yaself.
... Since you said you are the MC.make sure
your picture is on all his social media account.
If he refuses, forget it you are SC forming MC.
...The SC and BC are your biggest challenge
those girls no get joy. So you must not give
them room to even come in.
.. Your biggest Ally is your boo"s gateman or
neighbour's wife. They will tell you who goes
and who comes when you are not around.supply
them with gifts and your archive will be FBI
tight.
...You will go after his father, his mother, his
sister, his brothers and his entire family, that
means even if they are having new yam
festival.run to the village with or without him. If
the whole village know you. It will be difficult
for him to run if he wants to. I dont need to
teach you how to greet with your knees to the
ground with a full display of your 36.
... You must up your cooking games. Leave
jollof rice and egusi soup for the SC. Go
professional, learn how to cook oha soup,
bitterleaf, Owo, Vegetable soup,etc. The hustle
is real up your game.
.. You will need his friends, but dont bother so
much like the SC, but if you must cook Jollof
rice for them top it with plantain...but be
closers to this girlfriends and wives. Form clique
on top the guys so if your bobo wan do illegal
waka. You go get info sharpaly.
.. If you want to be his wife, leave his phone
alone in his presence, once he leaves grab the
phone, knowledge is power.if you see anything,
don't attack. Stay calm the target is far don't
bark at every dog.
.. If you come to the house and see food you
suspect is cooked by SC. Eat it but whether it is
better than yours or not. Call it tasteless. Dont
famz your competitors.
..Do not ever call the SC to warn her.you are
both hustling so respect the sisterhood.but if
she reaches out to you. Make her your new best
friend..she may end up loving you more than the
guy. Or you can team up and ..........
...If you are sexually active. Make sure you a
German machine in the bedroom
dont get comfortable but dont over do oh.
Before he runs away .this boys don't know what
the want. If you are waiting for marriage. Wait
well you have nothing to lose.
..Make sure you collect every spare cash he can
spare. So he does not have extra to give the
SC.
... Always bear in mind that no matter what you
do, you may not end up with this dude your side
boo may be the one at the end of the day.
Now move your ministry to the permanent site.

rosalieene:
And who cares I you read it or not!

PunkyVeer:
Hilarious. But for girls with a different mindset I guess. Ain't nobody have the time & energy for all of that up there. Either it happens or it doesn't. Whichever way it goes, life will go on. You simply call in the stand-ins & yell NEXT!

rosalieene:
lol... biko who be the wicked witch!

RickRichards:
Huh?! Easy on the daydreams, Punky.




Please don't hurt me.

rosalieene:
Everything is overrated.

rosalieene:
Everything is overrated.

rosalieene:
Everything is overrated.

rosalieene:
Everything is overrated.

braine:
I don't support side chics becoming main chics. They can't be trusted that much.

DonX001:
Lol, doesn't really follow.
Your side chic is someone's main chic....
And for all you know, your main chic could be someone else's side chic.