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Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by princejenks(m): 4:42pm On Nov 25, 2015

Chai! It has been a while i laughed this hard,it is such a funny post

Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by domido(m): 5:00pm On Nov 25, 2015

Bennyzino:
So I was invited for an IT/Software support position in a company domiciled in Maryland. I was low on cash but embarked with my last 500 naira. I spent 400 naira to get to the venue and was putting my faith in Jah for journey mercies back home.

I was dismayed when an occupant told me that the company has relocated to Yaba. Then I knew I was in deep soup.
I spent my last 100 naira to get to the new venue.

Long story short, after the interview, the Hr asked me if I had any question for him I said 'yes pls can you find me 500 naira , I don't have transport back home...spent all my cash locating this place'

omo, the hr gave me the money and I said bye bye .

Guy u've got guts. I like it. Forget oooo. You didn't lose anything.

Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by omartins(m): 5:54pm On Nov 25, 2015

Eldorado01:
[size=20pt]oh so you came here to tell your friends about the money i gave you

dont worry i will make sure i employ you and deduct that money from your account

ladies dont miss my signature.....you will surely appreciate me [/size]

Stretch mark cleansing is what you want to employ him for?

Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by banio: 6:27pm On Nov 25, 2015

You are good. GOD will give U your dreams

Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by deramarks(f): 7:22pm On Nov 25, 2015

Eldorado01:
[size=20pt]oh so you came here to tell your friends about the money i gave you. Lol iffa hear say u gave him

dont worry i will make sure i employ you and deduct that money from your account

ladies dont miss my signature.....you will surely appreciate me [/size]

Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by Ghost01(m): 7:31pm On Nov 25, 2015

Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by Nobody: 7:56pm On Nov 25, 2015

D moral of his experience is

Be open whenever u find urself in certain condition u cant help urself cos u can never know who cud b ur saviour... So many people here including Me will be shy to ask for such help however that cud even make dem consider u. U can neva tell..

So therefore I Congratulate u in advance op.

Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by wallmosh: 9:41pm On Nov 25, 2015

Bennyzino:
So I was invited for an IT/Software support position in a company domiciled in Maryland. I was low on cash but embarked with my last 500 naira. I spent 400 naira to get to the venue and was putting my faith in Jah for journey mercies back home.

I was dismayed when an occupant told me that the company has relocated to Yaba. Then I knew I was in deep soup.
I spent my last 100 naira to get to the new venue.

Long story short, after the interview, the Hr asked me if I had any question for him I said 'yes pls can you find me 500 naira , I don't have transport back home...spent all my cash locating this place'

omo, the hr gave me the money and I said bye bye .

Do you know that your story has gone beyond nairaland? it's been truncated through whwtsapp groups.

Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by Nobody: 9:59pm On Nov 25, 2015

Seriously...... I felt your pain and d courage you summoned asking for d #500 but on d other hand I can't help it but laff.....cos that's funny

Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by May5(f): 10:02pm On Nov 25, 2015

Op u ve really made my day, i can't stop laughing. U are very funny, but all the same u were being sincere. I bet, the hr will not ask other applicant if they hv any question to ask again that day

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Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by Princess4eva(f): 10:15pm On Nov 25, 2015

tasceige:
Buhahahahahahahahahah
Am so sorry, I just can't help but laugh. You must have prepared your mind for the question?
Please what was the expression on there faces...

Note: don't be surprised if you're called back though.
Sitting on this thread as the FTC telling the world NIGERIA is getting better... #letsmakepeace

God bless Nigeria

Surely, Nigeria has always survived all jibes thrown at it. I don't know where Biafra thoughts emanated from. My neighborhood is a Wazobia one, where we are all truly each other's keeper. We almost cannot do without ourselves. I am Yoruba, A total stranger who is an Ibo sister offered me water today, which I gratefully gulped down without much ado.

Please, let us give peace another chance in our communities

NIGERIA shall be GREAT again!

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Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by sabi99(m): 10:20pm On Nov 25, 2015

#500 as Last card? PLs God Nigerians are suffering....please reason ur pple mata and help us in this country abeg

Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by Nobody: 3:34pm On Nov 26, 2015

NomzyJust:
Frankly bro this isn't so funny. Methinks you ought to have asked at least one or two question as regards the coy to buttress your interest in the job at stake. Surely you must get home.

well desperate times beckons for desperate measures

he told me to brush up in some codes and come back for a start up of 100k.
that's by the way tho

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Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by nenergy(m): 2:28pm On Nov 30, 2015

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Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by NomzyJust(m): 7:12am On Dec 11, 2015

Bennyzino:
well desperate times beckons for desperate measures

he told me to brush up in some codes and come back for a start up of 100k. that's by the way tho

Way to go! I refuse not to tap in your blessings.

Re: My Funny Job Hunting Experience by Naavah(f): 7:33am On Dec 11, 2015

God don win

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