₦airaland Forum

YourMain:
Lol I've never even been to any of those states. So your friend is very wrong.

I'm Yoruba. From Ogun state?

hmmm u c i was right bcaus i told him ure yoruba 4rm ogun state precisely, anyways im 4rm delta. "where do u reside?

YourMain:
Lol I've never even been to any of those states. So your friend is very wrong.

I'm Yoruba. From Ogun state?

He doesn't have any friend that told him anything. He is just lying and looking for something to say just to start up a conversation with you and ask you questions like where you stay, where you're from and that kind of shiit.

Darven:
It's our version of winter, but it's not exactly winter. There is no snow. Lol.
Yea, I know how to handle the weather, it's just when you wake up in the morning is you feel it's effect.

So you cook? That's nice. Wife material ishh
Let me guess, your girlfriends? Why did they leave all the cooking to you?

Hmm there's no snow here either lol. It's just mush. Well some places there's snow. Ah well I'm sure you'll be fine.

Ehm. Why would the ability to cook make me wife material ? No, I invited two guys over and my friend. And I cooked for them. And she's a lazy goat that's why lol

ssweetorgasm:
hmmm u c i was right bcaus i told him ure yoruba 4rm ogun state precisely, anyways im 4rm delta. "where do u reside?

Lol and how did you know?

Outside nigeria.

Darven:
He doesn't have any friend that told him anything. He is just lying and looking for something to say just to start up a conversation with you and ask you questions like where you stay, where you're from and that kind of shiit.

Shhhhhh . Does it matter really? We can't all be as forward as yourself.

YourMain:
Lol and how did you know?

Outside nigeria.

i knew it when i saw how beautiful u are, such beauty can only come from ogun state, my uncle married a lady 4rm ogun, so i know one when i see one. "are u on facebuk?

YourMain:
Hmm there's no snow here either lol. It's just mush. Well some places there's snow. Ah well I'm sure you'll be fine.

Ehm. Why would the ability to cook make me wife material ? No, I invited two guys over and my friend. And I cooked for them. And she's a lazy goat that's why lol

Most men, at least here in Nigeria, prefer marrying women that know how to cook. For some men, knowing how to cook is their number one criteria when choosing a wife.

Like the saying goes, the best way to a man's heart is through his belly.

There are guys who say that even if a woman is beautiful, educated, intelligent, has a good character, but doesn't know how to cook, they can't marry her.

Two male friends over huh. Did anything go down under the sheets after the dinner?

ssweetorgasm:
i knew it when i saw how beautiful u are, such beauty can only come from ogun state, my uncle married a lady 4rm ogun, so i know one when i see one. "are u on facebuk?

Lol. Really ? Do different states have distinctive looks ?

I am on Facebook. If rather not share that with you at the moment if you don't mind.

YourMain:
Lol. Really ? Do different states have distinctive looks ?

I am on Facebook. If rather not share that with you at the moment if you don't mind.

yeah they do, well its only recognizable to those that travles alot, i travle a lot so i can tell d tribe of people when i see them. "i was not going to ask 4 ur facebuk username but i wud nt mind if u decide to pm me. "well are u a student?

Darven:
Most men, at least here in Nigeria, prefer marrying women that know how to cook. For some men, knowing how to cook is their number one criteria when choosing a wife.

Like the saying goes, the best way to a man's heart is through his belly.

There are guys who say that even if a woman is beautiful, educated, intelligent, has a good character, but doesn't know how to cook, they can't marry her.

Two male friends over huh. Did anything go down under the sheets after the dinner?

Lol no. They were both my friends, so nothing under the sheets. Sorry to disappoint you.

I think it's very ridiculous. Gender and the ability to cook have nothing to do with each other. And it's so stupid to make it such a vital part of any relationship.

May I ask why you don't just make a normal nairaland account and behave in the norm ? You don't seem to lack intellect so why choose to make yourself anything other than bright ?

ssweetorgasm:
yeah they do, well its only recognizable to those that travles alot, i travle a lot so i can tell d tribe of people when i see them. "i was not going to ask 4 ur facebuk username but i wud nt mind if u decide to pm me. "well are u a student?

Oh okay. I thought Nigerians looked like Nigerians and that's it really lol.

I am a student yes. Are you ?

YourMain:
Oh okay. I thought Nigerians looked like Nigerians and that's it really lol.

I am a student yes. Are you ?

well i was a student, im through with my programm dat i was doing in a particular institution but right im in a football academy. "well im still a student though but in entertainment(sport). lol "dnt tel me u dnt like football

YourMain:
Lol no. They were both my friends, so nothing under the sheets. Sorry to disappoint you.

I think it's very ridiculous. Gender and the ability to cook have nothing to do with each other. And it's so stupid to make it such a vital part of any relationship.

May I ask why you don't just make a normal nairaland account and behave in the norm ? You don't seem to lack intellect so why choose to make yourself anything other than bright ?

Sorry to disappoint me? Lol. Babe, trust me, I am anything but disappointed.

For Nigerian men, that's a prerequisite for a good wife. In the contemporary average Nigerian home, the woman does all the cooking. Even if she is a working class woman. In some cases, a maid assists her, but she is still the one that instructs the maid on what to cook.

How are you so sure I don't have a normal account? And this account is just to act all stuupid? How do you know I don't lack intellect?

@Darven, ssweetorgasm have hijacked your thread.

ssweetorgasm:
well i was a student, im through with my programm dat i was doing in a particular institution but right im in a football academy. "well im still a student though but in entertainment(sport). lol "dnt tel me u dnt like football

Oh. That's interesting . Wish you all the best.

Haha I'm not a big football fan now unfortunately. I support whatever team my brother supports to be honest.

YourMain:
Oh. That's interesting . Wish you all the best.

Haha I'm not a big football fan now unfortunately. I support whatever team my brother supports to be honest.

wow dats cool but im sure u will support my team when u see me on ur tv screen right?

Darven:
Sorry to disappoint me? Lol. Babe, trust me, I am anything but disappointed.

For Nigerian men, that's a prerequisite for a good wife. In the contemporary average Nigerian home, the woman does all the cooking. Even if she is a working class woman. In some cases, a maid assists her, but she is still the one that instructs the maid on what to cook.

How are you so sure I don't have a normal account? And this account is just to act all stuupid? How do you know I don't lack intellect?

You may. But why would you want to behave stupid Anyways. It's quite a big investment I think... Well through your speech and the vibe I get you don't seem to very unintelligent. I'm just curious as to why you'd bother...

That's really crazy. I know it's the norm in Nigeria. My parents are still very stuck in their Nigerian ways. I'm a big disbeliever of gender roles.

ssweetorgasm:
wow dats cool but im sure u will support my team when u see me on ur tv screen right?

As long as you're not a bad person lol I see no reason why not

Even though...

YourMain:
As long as you're not a bad person lol I see no reason why not

Even though...

lol even though what? well im not a bad person, atleast my friend can testify to that, so what course are u studying? iv nt even ask u what country u are. "pls dnt mind me

Darven:
Cause it's fun
Seeing people think that you are dumb and childish, when you aren't, give you some sort of power over them. It's like you are controlling their thought process.

It's like hiding in plain sight

Mhm. Lol wouldn't you rather have people think the other way around no ? I personally don't get it at all. Unless you were playing some "underdog" role.

Anyways. I find it intriguing.

ssweetorgasm:
lol even though what? well im not a bad person, atleast my friend can testify to that, so what course are u studying? iv nt even ask u what country u are. "pls dnt mind me

Ehm I'm somewhere in Europe. .

Well you seem to have made a lot of enemies here...

YourMain:
Ehm I'm somewhere in Europe. .

Well you seem to have made a lot of enemies here...

its bcaus i speak d truth but well i dont care as long as ure my friend, "a bird at hand is worth more than a thousand in the bush.

Lol....

ssweetorgasm:
its bcaus i speak d truth but well i dont care as long as ure my friend, "a bird at hand is worth more than a thousand in the bush.

Lol. Well it's easy just being nice to people. You just like trouble that's why :p

suxxman:
Lol....

YourMain:
Lol. Well it's easy just being nice to people. You just like trouble that's why :p

well thats when im bored smtimes but i dnt think i can ever b bored again, since iv found u

Darven:
Yea, whatever

Anyways, Bolu.... I find you really attractive, and I like your personality too Although all you provide is just your face.

Why don't you like taking pictures of your full body?

Lol I don't know if that's a compliment. The last girls you've found attractive have quickly lost their attractiveness and you aren't the most pleasant towards them...

I do take pictures of my body. I just don't like asking people to take pictures for me. In contrast to what people think, I don't take much pictures at all. Just ugly ones for my friends . I'd much rather take a selfie and put it here when I'm bothered slap on some makeup.

YourMain:
Lol hi

HW re u, pretty?

ssweetorgasm:
well thats when im bored smtimes but i dnt think i can ever b bored again, since iv found u

Lol oh I'm your new source of entertainment am I ?

YourMain:
Lol oh I'm your new source of entertainment am I ?

lol when ure online and im chatting with u, then im entertained, ur intellect is top notch, its good chatting with u.