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Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Kingkamal(m): 12:06am On Dec 18, 2015
That moment when you are told lt gen Tukur Burutai convoy is passing your street.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by coldsummer: 12:15am On Dec 18, 2015
Lol. Prevention is better than cure

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by ochukoccna: 12:19am On Dec 18, 2015
Not funny! undecided undecided
Even though the Shites should not have blocked his convoy
Call genocide by what it is

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Nobody: 12:22am On Dec 18, 2015
If you no dey wear black to block FG road, no probs.

buratai no fit come ya village close.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by ambassadorgozie(m): 12:22am On Dec 18, 2015
Hahaha
Hilarious

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by simonlee(m): 12:23am On Dec 18, 2015
Lols.....
Parents be like "My son.... Why are you running from Buratai?"
I'll be like "are you new here?"

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by ambassadorgozie(m): 12:23am On Dec 18, 2015
ochukoccna:
Not funny! undecided undecided Even though the Shites should not have blocked his convoy Call genocide by what it is

Its funny jare

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Nobody: 12:27am On Dec 18, 2015
Hehehehe.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by ochukoccna: 12:31am On Dec 18, 2015
ambassadorgozie:



Its funny jare

You are free to believe that sad
However in hindsight the response of the military was rash shocked
Nigeria doesn't need the backlash from Iran, UK, US and the EU on this matter
Hope it doesn't turn out a pyrrhic victory when the dust settles
Hope you can comprehend this
Or you probably are still too busy laughing undecided

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by happney65: 1:10am On Dec 18, 2015
ochukoccna:


You are free to believe that sad
However in hindsight the response of the military was rash shocked
Nigeria doesn't need the backlash from Iran, UK, US and the EU on this matter
Hope it doesn't turn out a pyrrhic victory when the dust settles
Hope you can comprehend this
Or you probably are still too busy laughing undecided

Did you watch the video where the Generals where begging miscreants to give him way?Miscreants who where wielding cutlass and sticks threatening Generals of the Nigerian Army over a road that belongs to all us.Please go and watch the Video first..Even in the US,Nobody dares do such..I guess you know Americans are even being killed by the Police and they are discharged and acquitted by the Court..

If I am the Nigerian President and my Chief of Army Staff was made to turn back on a Nigerian road blocked by some hooligans, I'd sack him. The day the Chief of army staff is prevented from moving in this country, then who else can move around freely?

Thank You

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by ochukoccna: 1:36am On Dec 18, 2015
happney65:


Did you watch the video where the Generals where begging miscreants to give him way?Miscreants who where wielding cutlass and sticks threatening Generals of the Nigerian Army over a road that belongs to all us.Please go and watch the Video first..Even in the US,Nobody dares do such..I guess you know Americans are even being killed by the Police and they are discharged and acquitted by the Court..

If I am the Nigerian President and my Chief of Army Staff was made to turn back on a Nigerian road blocked by some hooligans, I'd sack him. The day the Chief of army staff is prevented from moving in this country, then who else can move around freely?

Thank You

And thus they had to massacre this miscreants?
Have you ever heard that those who are strongest ought to show restraint the most?
Is the Army just knowing about the activities of the Shias?
From what we have read about this people, its not the first time they've blocked the road?
The Army chief flying to the Army depot to do his function is not a show of cowardice
Rather, it would have been wisdom for the way many Northerners reason is baffling at times
Afterwards, the political and spiritual leadership of the Shias would have been approached with the government firmly impressing on the need for curtailing of their followers to act within ambit of the law
But what to we have?
Nigeria: Stars on their shoulders: Blood on their hands: War crimes committed by the Nigerian military part 2
And then you wonder if Amnesty International wasn't spot on with last's years report on the Nigerian military and their use of excessive force embarassed embarassed
Take a chill pill grin grin

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by ril19(m): 1:43am On Dec 18, 2015
Buratai is a very responsible senior officer o.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by happney65: 1:47am On Dec 18, 2015
ochukoccna:


And thus they had to massacre this miscreants?
Have you ever heard that those who are strongest ought to show restraint the most?
Is the Army just knowing about the activities of the Shias?
From what we have read about this people, its not the first time they've blocked the road?
The Army chief flying to the Army depot to do his function is not a show of cowardice
Rather, it would have been wisdom for the way many Northerners reason is baffling at times
Afterwards, the political and spiritual leadership of the Shias would have been approached with the government firmly impressing on the need for curtailing of their followers to act within ambit of the law
But what to we have?
Nigeria: Stars on their shoulders: Blood on their hands: War crimes committed by the Nigerian military part two
And then you wonder if Amnesty International wasn't spot on with last's years report on the Nigerian military and their use of excessive force embarassed embarassed
Take a chill pill grin grin

Bros,now i know you did not watch the video.Please watch the video and come back here please..The Soldiers could even be lynched cos they where wielding cutlass,stones,sticks etc..The COAS Begged them to allow him and he's entourag pass..They where not against their procession,all they needed is to pass..So why did they deny the COAS right of passage?Two wrongs dont make a right..go on with your procession without denying any body the right of passage..I guess if the President is on the same route and some hooligans wants him to turn back he would turn back..Abi no be so?

And am thinking the shia's where the ones that even first attacked the COAS..So if he shoots back i do not Blame him cos you would also do the same.Or do you think Solder's are policemen who go about with rubber bullets?Noooo..These are Soldiers and they go about with Live Ammunition

Abegi,lets be factual with each other here..Like i said,If i was President and my COAS turns back in this case,i would sack him..

Note--Am not a Fan of APC,But saying the truth here..The COAS tried he's best to be civil and begging them that they just needed to pass..he came down,spoke their language to them and implored them.but na so so strong head them dey do...

May they rest in pieces jare..Oshiko

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by sheddo619(m): 3:47am On Dec 18, 2015
happney65:


Bros,now i know you did not watch the video.Please watch the video and come back here please..The Soldiers could even be lynched cos they where wielding cutlass,stones,sticks etc..The COAS Begged them to allow him and he's entourag pass..They where not against their procession,all they needed is to pass..So why did they deny the COAS right of passage?Two wrongs dont make a right..go on with your procession without denying any body the right of passage..I guess if the President is on the same route and some hooligans wants him to turn back he would turn back..Abi no be so?

And am thinking the shia's where the ones that even first attacked the COAS..So if he shoots back i do not Blame him cos you would also do the same.Or do you think Solder's are policemen who go about with rubber bullets?Noooo..These are Soldiers and they go about with Live Ammunition

Abegi,lets be factual with each other here..Like i said,If i was President and my COAS turns back in this case,i would sack him..

Note--Am not a Fan of APC,But saying the truth here..The COAS tried he's best to be civil and begging them that they just needed to pass..he came down,spoke their language to them and implored them.but na so so strong head them dey do...

May they rest in pieces jare..Oshiko

oga u even get time dey reply am

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by TedBaker(m): 4:01am On Dec 18, 2015
Hahahaha na lie not in my town, we head strng pass shiites.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Layolaw(f): 4:17am On Dec 18, 2015
happney65:


Bros,now i know you did not watch the video.Please watch the video and come back here please..The Soldiers could even be lynched cos they where wielding cutlass,stones,sticks etc..The COAS Begged them to allow him and he's entourag pass..They where not against their procession,all they needed is to pass..So why did they deny the COAS right of passage?Two wrongs dont make a right..go on with your procession without denying any body the right of passage..I guess if the President is on the same route and some hooligans wants him to turn back he would turn back..Abi no be so?

And am thinking the shia's where the ones that even first attacked the COAS..So if he shoots back i do not Blame him cos you would also do the same.Or do you think Solder's are policemen who go about with rubber bullets?Noooo..These are Soldiers and they go about with Live Ammunition

Abegi,lets be factual with each other here..Like i said,If i was President and my COAS turns back in this case,i would sack him..

Note--Am not a Fan of APC,But saying the truth here..The COAS tried he's best to be civil and begging them that they just needed to pass..he came down,spoke their language to them and implored them.but na so so strong head them dey do...

May they rest in pieces jare..Oshiko

what we are saying is that blocking of road/ beg them to clear still not justify the massacre haba they even went ahead to their house midnight to do more and demolish it, hian you get mind ooo

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by free2ryhme: 4:22am On Dec 18, 2015
ochukoccna:
Not funny! undecided undecided
Even though the Shites should not have blocked his convoy
Call genocide by what it is

when you take laws into your hand because of your religion is also not funny

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by ajbabs(m): 5:21am On Dec 18, 2015
lol
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Demmocrats(m): 5:27am On Dec 18, 2015
grin grin Initial garagara for civilians, Boko doesn't send the so called general.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by porrigeyam(m): 6:05am On Dec 18, 2015
grin grin grin













Make una wait na
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by MzCorleone(f): 6:15am On Dec 18, 2015
ochukoccna:

You are free to believe that sad However in hindsight the response of the military was rash shocked Nigeria doesn't need the backlash from Iran, UK, US and the EU on this matter Hope it doesn't turn out a pyrrhic victory when the dust settles Hope you can comprehend this Or you probably are still too busy laughing undecided
We know these things. Relax....don't get urself all worked up.


Op's picture is comic relief.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by fr3do(m): 6:32am On Dec 18, 2015
this is how you will be joking about other people misfortune until your own misfortune catches you

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by fr3do(m): 6:34am On Dec 18, 2015
MzCorleone:

We know these things.
Relax....don't get urself all worked up.



Op's picture is comic relief.

when you become a victim, its gonna be comic relief too o.
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by MzCorleone(f): 6:36am On Dec 18, 2015
fr3do:

when you become a victim, its gonna be comic relief too o.
K

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Saheed9: 6:42am On Dec 18, 2015
Layolaw:
what we are saying is that blocking of road/ beg them to clear still not justify the massacre haba they even went ahead to their house midnight to do more and demolish it, hian you get mind ooo
I'm still surprised that some ppl could defend NA actions. Are you human at all?

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by BCISLTD: 7:00am On Dec 18, 2015
To avoid stories that touch

Golf 4 still available

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Nobody: 8:41am On Dec 18, 2015
Hahahaha grin grin grin

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Adeoba10(m): 9:18am On Dec 18, 2015
happney65:


Did you watch the video where the Generals where begging miscreants to give him way?Miscreants who where wielding cutlass and sticks threatening Generals of the Nigerian Army over a road that belongs to all us.Please go and watch the Video first..Even in the US,Nobody dares do such..I guess you know Americans are even being killed by the Police and they are discharged and acquitted by the Court..

If I am the Nigerian President and my Chief of Army Staff was made to turn back on a Nigerian road blocked by some hooligans, I'd sack him. The day the Chief of army staff is prevented from moving in this country, then who else can move around freely?

Thank You
I agreed with you, i was mad wen i saw d video, but do u realised dat d clip was cropped/edited to wen d road was cleared... Dey shld av allowed u to see wat happened next..... Dats wia d lies comes in....

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by adexdon(m): 9:26am On Dec 18, 2015
nobody wan pa yinn
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by looseweight: 2:35pm On Dec 18, 2015
grin
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by hakeem4(m): 2:36pm On Dec 18, 2015
At the mention of brutai's name every shittes must run

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