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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Nobody: 2:36pm On Dec 18, 2015
Lol
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by gurunlocker: 2:37pm On Dec 18, 2015
I love this country....
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by TOPCRUISE(m): 2:37pm On Dec 18, 2015
Dem still dey wear canvas jump fence. That scare is not real unless you remove shoe and jump fence
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Hemanwel(m): 2:37pm On Dec 18, 2015
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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by raph101(m): 2:38pm On Dec 18, 2015
I will laff later.
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by miqos02(m): 2:39pm On Dec 18, 2015
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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by braine(m): 2:43pm On Dec 18, 2015
happney65:


Did you watch the video where the Generals where begging miscreants to give him way?Miscreants who where wielding cutlass and sticks threatening Generals of the Nigerian Army over a road that belongs to all us.Please go and watch the Video first..Even in the US,Nobody dares do such..I guess you know Americans are even being killed by the Police and they are discharged and acquitted by the Court..

If I am the Nigerian President and my Chief of Army Staff was made to turn back on a Nigerian road blocked by some hooligans, I'd sack him. The day the Chief of army staff is prevented from moving in this country, then who else can move around freely?

Thank You

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Nobody: 2:44pm On Dec 18, 2015
What's funny about this rubbish!

Lives were lost in the fracas between the Shiites and the useless Zoogerian Army and some idiiotic person thinks it is something to joke about? angry angry
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Aurelius1(m): 2:45pm On Dec 18, 2015
Layolaw:
what we are saying is that blocking of road/ beg them to clear still not justify the massacre haba they even went ahead to their house midnight to do more and demolish it, hian you get mind ooo
Bros, a child that has a very big teeth must have big lips to cover them otherwise, there'll be problem. Those shiite knows these are armed military men and they want to show strong head. It's only a fool that argues with an armed miltary man.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by Nobody: 2:46pm On Dec 18, 2015
happney65:


Did you watch the video where the Generals where begging miscreants to give him way?Miscreants who where wielding cutlass and sticks threatening Generals of the Nigerian Army over a road that belongs to all us.Please go and watch the Video first..Even in the US,Nobody dares do such..I guess you know Americans are even being killed by the Police and they are discharged and acquitted by the Court..

If I am the Nigerian President and my Chief of Army Staff was made to turn back on a Nigerian road blocked by some hooligans, I'd sack him. The day the Chief of army staff is prevented from moving in this country, then who else can move around freely?

Thank You

Don't support impunity, the chief of army staff is a mere human being that can die by a single shot of bullet just like other humans, he is no god. GEJ's convoy was stoned, blocked during his visits to some northern states yet not a single person was shot and you are trying to justify the shooting of protesters because they blocked the road of a mere chief of army staff who cant even fight fellow armed militias like boko haram.

The military could have easily escorted their principal and clear the road for him without shooting at protesters and demolishing their place of worship, killing their leaders. If they pick up arms tomorrow now, your so called chief of army staff and his men will not know how to trigger a gun again.

Nigerian military are supermen when faced with civilians but when they are faced with their fellow armed militia, they run like women and babies screaming that they don't have bullets.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by SINNZ(m): 2:47pm On Dec 18, 2015
LOL!! Them dey fear burantashi! grin


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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by alabijohn: 2:49pm On Dec 18, 2015
@ OP or when you hear they want to remove SP (Senate President)
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by omooba969(m): 2:49pm On Dec 18, 2015
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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by passionate88: 2:49pm On Dec 18, 2015
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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by phidel147(m): 2:50pm On Dec 18, 2015
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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by goldfish27(m): 2:53pm On Dec 18, 2015
ochukoccna:
Not funny! undecided undecided Even though the Shites should not have blocked his convoy Call genocide by what it is

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by mu2sa2: 2:53pm On Dec 18, 2015
The biafrans supporting the massacre of shiites should know that the next time agitators block the niger bridge the army will bring in artillery units to exterminate them all even if they number in thousands and will call in air support to flatten the whole of onitsha and Enugu. What is good for the shiites is good for biafrans.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by 9jatatafo(m): 2:54pm On Dec 18, 2015
Burutai acted like buratashi

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by persius555(m): 2:56pm On Dec 18, 2015
free2ryhme:


when you take laws into your hand because of your religion is also not funny
A religious procession that mandates its followers to arm themselves with cutlass and arrows. It is just pure lawlesness and disrespect for the nigerian authority. Even in iran where the shiites claim to emanate from, you dare not barricade the highway against the authority in the name of religious procession. Would the heaven and the arch-angels have descended on the shiites if they had given the convoy the right to pass through? Definitely not. The incidence was just a show of force and power to prove whose authority supercedes the other, simple. Its a pity they lost such a large number of followers which no one is happy about. We just need to learn to respect the right of fellow nigerians and carry out our duty and responsibility in the manner that we do not constitute a nuisance to laws that govern our existence as a nation. RIP to the dead..

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by lordyugo: 2:56pm On Dec 18, 2015
happney65:


Bros,now i know you did not watch the video.Please watch the video and come back here please..The Soldiers could even be lynched cos they where wielding cutlass,stones,sticks etc..The COAS Begged them to allow him and he's entourag pass..They where not against their procession,all they needed is to pass..So why did they deny the COAS right of passage?Two wrongs dont make a right..go on with your procession without denying any body the right of passage..I guess if the President is on the same route and some hooligans wants him to turn back he would turn back..Abi no be so?

And am thinking the shia's where the ones that even first attacked the COAS..So if he shoots back i do not Blame him cos you would also do the same.Or do you think Solder's are policemen who go about with rubber bullets?Noooo..These are Soldiers and they go about with Live Ammunition

Abegi,lets be factual with each other here..Like i said,If i was President and my COAS turns back in this case,i would sack him..

Note--Am not a Fan of APC,But saying the truth here..The COAS tried he's best to be civil and begging them that they just needed to pass..he came down,spoke their language to them and implored them.but na so so strong head them dey do...

May they rest in pieces jare..Oshiko








are you really sure u understand d concept of " EXCESSIVE USE OF FORCE" , eventhough the miscreants are useless, a trained military in unconventional art of war wouldnt massacre a bunch of civilians
both parties deserve condemnations.
And that video was edited, in a civilsed environment there should be an inquiry
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by missKiffy(f): 2:57pm On Dec 18, 2015
happney65:


Bros,now i know you did not watch the video.Please watch the video and come back here please..The Soldiers could even be lynched cos they where wielding cutlass,stones,sticks etc..The COAS Begged them to allow him and he's entourag pass..They where not against their procession,all they needed is to pass..So why did they deny the COAS right of passage?Two wrongs dont make a right..go on with your procession without denying any body the right of passage..I guess if the President is on the same route and some hooligans wants him to turn back he would turn back..Abi no be so?

And am thinking the shia's where the ones that even first attacked the COAS..So if he shoots back i do not Blame him cos you would also do the same.Or do you think Solder's are policemen who go about with rubber bullets?Noooo..These are Soldiers and they go about with Live Ammunition

Abegi,lets be factual with each other here..Like i said,If i was President and my COAS turns back in this case,i would sack him..

Note--Am not a Fan of APC,But saying the truth here..The COAS tried he's best to be civil and begging them that they just needed to pass..he came down,spoke their language to them and implored them.but na so so strong head them dey do...

May they rest in pieces jare..Oshiko

What's d full meaning of COAS
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by eluquenson(m): 2:57pm On Dec 18, 2015
Buratai fumbled big time and his days of reckoning is coming soon. We all know what is happening to Allison maduekwe
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by goldfish27(m): 2:58pm On Dec 18, 2015
ochukoccna:


You are free to believe that sad
However in hindsight the response of the military was rash shocked
Nigeria doesn't need the backlash from Iran, UK, US and the EU on this matter
Hope it doesn't turn out a pyrrhic victory when the dust settles
Hope you can comprehend this
Or you probably are still too busy laughing undecided


Leave all dis ur oyibo n join laf abeg....see u don't know dis pple at all dats y u dey speak englis...when u come face to face. With dis pple u will understand more.....Na them or their papa construct d Road?..the Nigerian Army follow the rules of engagement....pls find d video n educate urself..

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by abokikhalifa: 3:00pm On Dec 18, 2015
ochukoccna:


You are free to believe that sad
However in hindsight the response of the military was rash shocked
Nigeria doesn't need the backlash from Iran, UK, US and the EU on this matter
Hope it doesn't turn out a pyrrhic victory when the dust settles
Hope you can comprehend this
Or you probably are still too busy laughing undecided
boring
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by aimuan(m): 3:02pm On Dec 18, 2015
Layolaw:
what we are saying is that blocking of road/ beg them to clear still not justify the massacre haba they even went ahead to their house midnight to do more and demolish it, hian you get mind ooo
where are u from self?why is it so difficult for u to take correction?

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by goldfish27(m): 3:02pm On Dec 18, 2015
happney65:


Bros,now i know you did not watch the video.Please watch the video and come back here please..The Soldiers could even be lynched cos they where wielding cutlass,stones,sticks etc..The COAS Begged them to allow him and he's entourag pass..They where not against their procession,all they needed is to pass..So why did they deny the COAS right of passage?Two wrongs dont make a right..go on with your procession without denying any body the right of passage..I guess if the President is on the same route and some hooligans wants him to turn back he would turn back..Abi no be so?

And am thinking the shia's where the ones that even first attacked the COAS..So if he shoots back i do not Blame him cos you would also do the same.Or do you think Solder's are policemen who go about with rubber bullets?Noooo..These are Soldiers and they go about with Live Ammunition

Abegi,lets be factual with each other here..Like i said,If i was President and my COAS turns back in this case,i would sack him..

Note--Am not a Fan of APC,But saying the truth here..The COAS tried he's best to be civil and begging them that they just needed to pass..he came down,spoke their language to them and implored them.but na so so strong head them dey do...

May they rest in pieces jare..Oshiko





On point.....for me I won't only sack him but to dismiss him from d force....

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by abbey621(m): 3:03pm On Dec 18, 2015
lordyugo:








are you really sure u understand d concept of " EXCESSIVE USE OF FORCE" , eventhough the miscreants are useless, a trained military in unconventional art of war wouldnt massacre a bunch of civilians
both parties deserve condemnations.
And that video was edited, in a civilsed environment there should be an inquiry


Please stop saying what you don't know! When protesters arm themselves with cutlasses and other weapons they are no longer treated as mere civilians. This becomes more glaring when they pose an imminent threat to the command of our soldiers. I'm still surprised anyone would call the Northern States a civilized entity, this is WAR and the North is a war zone! Boko Haram could disguise like Shiites and vice versa and I'm sure military intelligence had this in mind.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by badonkadonk: 3:04pm On Dec 18, 2015
ochukoccna:
Not funny! undecided undecided
Even though the Shites should not have blocked his convoy
Call genocide by what it is

It's like u don't know who a COAS of a sovereign nation is?

For them to even have the courage to stop him, shows how low the military have been degraded to in the eyes of the citizenry...

If the COAS hadn't done wat he did, which to me was the ryt thing as he followed the rules of engagement to the letter... Na people like u go still come ere dey say all buratai knows is to do push up...

In fact, if I was the president of this country and buratai had turned back.. Wallahi! I would strip him of everything he has, even to his condiments and dismiss him unceremoniously..

Would let them know: far and near, that the COAS was not elected to turn back buh was elected to move forward progressively..

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by abokikhalifa: 3:04pm On Dec 18, 2015
Layolaw:
what we are saying is that blocking of road/ beg them to clear still not justify the massacre haba they even went ahead to their house midnight to do more and demolish it, hian you get mind ooo
go take rat poising abeg.

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by dckng16(m): 3:06pm On Dec 18, 2015
The Brutal Burutai....grin

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Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by slap1(m): 3:08pm On Dec 18, 2015
But he has been passing through Boko Haram street and nothing happened.
Re: Funny: When You Are Told Burutai Is Passing Through Your Street by tammie24: 3:09pm On Dec 18, 2015
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