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In all of God’s creation, there is nothing as
uncertain as a relationship. That is why a
woman can be married to her husband for
twenty years and still be shocked by his actions
one day.
The character of your partner can determine
whether marriage will be a prison or a paradise
for you, so choose wisely. Below is a list of 5
types of men that every woman should avoid.
To make this advice fun and easy to remember,
let’s represent the different types of men with
common food items that you can find in any
Ghanaian kitchen.
Mr. Onion:
If your man always makes you cry, my sister,
you are married to an onion! These are the men
who are emotionally abusive. They insult you,
humiliate you and make you feel worthless.
They may never hit you but the words they use
can hurt you more than a thousand blows. They
can convince you that no one wants you because
you are not good enough.
With time, you will even become grateful that he
is with you because he will make you feel that
you do not even deserve him.
Mr. Pepper:
Has raw, ground pepper accidentally ever
touched a part of your body? How did it feel
afterwards? I bet it hurt a lot- agyeeiii! The
‘Pepper’ kind of guys are the ones who are
physically abusive.
It starts with a shove, then a slap and before
you know it, he is battering you even when you
are pregnant. You now become a creative story-
teller- inventing all kinds of fantastic stories to
explain to your work colleagues why your face is
swollen every now and then. This is the type of
man who will surely kill you one day.
Mr. Sugar:
We all know that sugar is sweet but what we
forget is how it can literally make you sick as
you consume a lot of it overtime. In the same
way, there are many guys that are frauds.
These men can lie about anything. He will tell
you he is an international businessman with
houses all over the world when he cannot even
afford three square meals a day. This guy can lie
that he is single although he is married to a wife
with four kids and a baby on the way!
Unbelievable.
Mr. Bean:
Don’t get it twisted- this is not the funny
comedic Mr. Bean we all know. Have you
prepared beans for waakye or red red before?
You have to pick out stones and insects, soak
the beans for hours and then boil it for more
hours with lots of water. Haba!
In the same way, there are some men that will
take everything from you, your time, money, body
and heart without giving you any commitment
whatsoever. These men can date you for years
and use up all your resources but refuse to even
give you an engagement ring.
Mr. Koobi:
Koobi, that tasty, salted tilapia is so notorious
for producing a strong aromatic odour when it is
used to prepare food. You can be living in your
own small apartment but I dare you to cook with
koobi and see whether the aroma won’t escape
into your neighbour’s room and beyond!
This is the type of guy who doesn’t understand
that marriage is primarily between himself and
his wife. He does not have any qualms chasing
women outside the marriage.
He takes advice from his friends about how to
treat you or he may put his family members
above you. Totally unacceptable.
It is better to take your time and select a
suitable mate than to rush and select a partner
who has some of these negative traits listed. A
toxic relationship is a relationship not worth
having and you deserve better.
Next time you meet a man who reminds you of
any of the characters above, avoid him at all
costs and tell him “Sorry oh, Mr. Onion, I’m not
ready to cry every day!”

Any sane lady should know this without being told. Thread bookmarked for future reference tho. Op nice one.

Nawa o.. wetin ladies no go take us men compare..Chai

Had to strain my eyes

Please get the story together for proper reading. I enjoyed it anyway.

Abeg, who get time for relationship and marriage, when hoes are everywhere, and getting laid is cheaper than 5naira sweet?

jocelyncherish:
In all of God’s creation, there is nothing as
uncertain as a relationship. That is why a
woman can be married to her husband for
twenty years and still be shocked by his actions
one day.
The character of your partner can determine
whether marriage will be a prison or a paradise
for you, so choose wisely. Below is a list of 5
types of men that every woman should avoid.
To make this advice fun and easy to remember,
let’s represent the different types of men with
common food items that you can find in any
Ghanaian kitchen.
Mr. Onion:
If your man always makes you cry, my sister,
you are married to an onion! These are the men
who are emotionally abusive. They insult you,
humiliate you and make you feel worthless.
They may never hit you but the words they use
can hurt you more than a thousand blows. They
can convince you that no one wants you because
you are not good enough.
With time, you will even become grateful that he
is with you because he will make you feel that
you do not even deserve him.
Mr. Pepper:
Has raw, ground pepper accidentally ever
touched a part of your body? How did it feel
afterwards? I bet it hurt a lot- agyeeiii! The
‘Pepper’ kind of guys are the ones who are
physically abusive.
It starts with a shove, then a slap and before
you know it, he is battering you even when you
are pregnant. You now become a creative story-
teller- inventing all kinds of fantastic stories to
explain to your work colleagues why your face is
swollen every now and then. This is the type of
man who will surely kill you one day.
Mr. Sugar:
We all know that sugar is sweet but what we
forget is how it can literally make you sick as
you consume a lot of it overtime. In the same
way, there are many guys that are frauds.
These men can lie about anything. He will tell
you he is an international businessman with
houses all over the world when he cannot even
afford three square meals a day. This guy can lie
that he is single although he is married to a wife
with four kids and a baby on the way!
Unbelievable.
Mr. Bean:
Don’t get it twisted- this is not the funny
comedic Mr. Bean we all know. Have you
prepared beans for waakye or red red before?
You have to pick out stones and insects, soak
the beans for hours and then boil it for more
hours with lots of water. Haba!
In the same way, there are some men that will
take everything from you, your time, money, body
and heart without giving you any commitment
whatsoever. These men can date you for years
and use up all your resources but refuse to even
give you an engagement ring.
Mr. Koobi:
Koobi, that tasty, salted tilapia is so notorious
for producing a strong aromatic odour when it is
used to prepare food. You can be living in your
own small apartment but I dare you to cook with
koobi and see whether the aroma won’t escape
into your neighbour’s room and beyond!
This is the type of guy who doesn’t understand
that marriage is primarily between himself and
his wife. He does not have any qualms chasing
women outside the marriage.
He takes advice from his friends about how to
treat you or he may put his family members
above you. Totally unacceptable.
It is better to take your time and select a
suitable mate than to rush and select a partner
who has some of these negative traits listed. A
toxic relationship is a relationship not worth
having and you deserve better.
Next time you meet a man who reminds you of
any of the characters above, avoid him at all
costs and tell him “Sorry oh, Mr. Onion, I’m not
ready to cry every day!”

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