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Psalm18:
Merry

To every one.

Change agents on nairaland: Berem, Omenka,Passing shot etc

To PDP warriors- phockphockman, Barcanista, Abagworo, Chukwudi etc

To the keyboard warriors- who got no chill for anybody with contrary opinion especially foolish opinion. This group ably represented by Sagadem and co ( you know yourselves)

To mods both partisan and non partisan- take it easy in the new year with the ban and threat of it. Mynd44, Lalasticlala

To the ones who argue between Russian Putin and Obama USA who will win a thermonuclear war.
Chill out bro, this ain't computer game. World war 3 is not good and the world won't be pushed into it. Both countries may posture alot publicly but behind the scenes they are allies. Non zero sum game.

To the mad ones who feel they are bringing God message by spamming the religious board with fake signs and revelations about the end of the world.
Get a job, get laid , make babies. Essentially live your lives. God has not reveleaed to man when the world will end. Your wild dreams and highness from.alcohol is no substitute for God's word that no one knows the end of time.
A recent report concluded that humanity is living through some of its best and peaceful times.
Read a bit of history. The world has always knows strife, warfare, sin of incest, rape, murder has been woven from time immemorial to human history.
All these 'signs' you see today has always been with Man and even worse in the past centuries.
There were no laws and human rights yet the world did not end in the past. There were the Vikings, Goths, holocaust, slavery. All of these have essentially been reduced.
End time is not here.

To those who read and don't comment. Much respect. Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it.

To those who push the envelope of controversial topics- both fake and real. Eg. Making up stories and using fake blogs... Kontinu

No, don't continue. Stop it. It's not nice


To those Nigerians who celebrate all our achievers regardless of how they do it. Please engage your brains in the new year.
That I asked if Opeyemi Enoch truly solved the Riemann hypothesis does not indicate I hate him. I don't even know the brother but we have had too many people misrepresent their achievements and led the rest of us to be scorned before the international community. Abalaka(his concoction of HIV meds did more harm than good), Emeagwali (he was once a rising star but he failed his Phd and yes Clinton made a mistake), Gabriel Oyibo (a mad man if ever there was one).

So some of us are careful to acclaim the latest genius before the right steps are taken. In science, reputable journals and your peers are those who acclaim you and not the mass media especially reporters who have no resources to do proper vetting and checks.

We have had Nigerians do sterling work and original research that was widely acclaimed and respected but we also have had few soil our name. And I suspect Opeyemi Enoch is among them. I don't care if he is a pastor or your lecturer at UNAD. Science and academia don't work that way.

Anyways in a year time, the Clay Institute will tell us if he truly won one of Maths holy grail.

To those who rush to be first to comment with nothing worthwhile to say grow up. No prizes for been first to comment.

Finally I dedicate this second space to Musiwa/ and his various monikers eg pus, puois.
Were it not for the heavy images that run down my data, you would have been my favorite nairalander.

hate him or like him, he keeps me cracked up.
The emperor of western Nigeria. Greetings from Nigeria.

My own personal thoughts. The girl wondering if its right to toast a guy out and the numerous guys saying its alright. It's a lie. It's not alright. They will boast to their friends and toy with your emotions. After all, he didn't aks you out. We love a bit of chasing.

The ones who advocate condoms don't prevent HIV. Stop that lies. Don't bring your personal opinion to science. Some people only encounter with true knowledge, comes from nairaland. Condoms work. Early sex education also helps youngster make better decisions.

To those who create fake statements and attribute it to Soyinka, Nwabueze, and other elite Nigerians. Be a man and stand by your own thoughts. Like Fayose does.

Who else?
I'll edit if I remember any.
For now. Am off to slaughter my hen.

I'm getting married in the new year. You all are invited..you have to find a way to my house first


To scamJones. Stop been an old troll. Organizing fake rewards. Go and get a girlfriend. She will help you heal faster from your issues, whatever they may be.

Merry Xmas you all.

Bambless1:
Ejor Le Fe Ro, Oroki Le Fe Ta anyways merry x-mas to u sir, anything for me ?

hakeem4:
Abeg who see my chicken? ... It left the house on the 24th now I can't find it


If found please return to the nearest police station

LesbianBoy:
Merry christmas to all nairalanders and their families!!! As you and your families celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, may his purpose of his soujourn on earth not be in vain over your lives, may you all live to see the end of this year and may this yuletide season bring you all and your families the best of times in jesus name amen. I love you all cheers!

Cc lalasticlala SeverusSnape Adanna28 Truckpusher Francizy MizMyColi MzPecs omenka Beremx GenbIoodykiller PassingShot Mynd44 Afam4eva Romanciella dearpreye Ezenwammadu adorablevic Dindondin simdam500 Enoquin 9japipper Switup Mucokey Silverluci Stag Coolval222 MaziOmenuko Onihaxy Snakie Coogar Chiefo Prodeegee(m), cocospice(f), chizzily(f), sagebiz, Dymondgurl(f), mrjaydee(m), lawunmmie, ritzytbabs, delugadou(m), beau49(f), madridfc(m), 100Cents, laykorn(m), RedBenson(m), Sleekyshuga(f), lalasticlala(m), Williamso(m), susrite(m), Queennelly(f), pinkiecutie(f), iceberylin(m), damselalayo(f), almacherish(f), ngozionefeli, missterious(f), mencade6, phrenoz(f), Lilamartedi(f), littlemistress(f), Empress2014(f), chindi, mytime24(f), ceaser, kolaaderin, Mimipauls1(f), pweetixandy(f), sexynabila(f), kozaic(f), Savigne(f), beckyomas(f), dechandel(f), Janeify(f), shadowgwalker, KissQ(f), ritababe(f), Dopeyomi, kinwayne(m), snakie86, sistajay(f), Tashamania(f), nekaa(f), kristina1(f), Kachisbarbie(f), leojennysmart(f), Seun(m), maureensylvia(f), Ivyluvie2(f), Ezibless(f), holluphunmie(f), toyinolamide(f), adesewa4uyahoo(f), Khalliet(f), shafeeqah(f), Idyllik(f), omotfavy(f), Atk01(f), Tytto(f), Chi59(f), priscaoge(f), olowookerekemi(f), Harmvirus(f), hannesy(f), missberrypop5(f), MissSlimbody(f), jessiecah(f) , Evathyst(f), donc4life(f), stalicia(f), niggereyez(f), kennygee(f), chinnelle(f), Princesschi(f), Syfy(f), badoolee(f), iwakolewa(f), cococandy(f), quivah(f), micsade(f), Anniebissy(f), MaraCruiz(f), keishawillz(f), sladesgirl(f), trypheana(f), Damsel94(f), LiciousAnn(f), harryke(f), Chrissy101(f), JohnJoyce(f), Hardeytohlar(f), Beachqueen59(f), Nekistoe(f), Doughyeenbae(f), Lemon12(f), jjwaterfalls(f), sandra27(f), trendiitee(f), pweedyuz(f), marieolae(f), farano(f), MizMyColi(f), VickyyB(f), ireneony(f), Agybabe(f), Iffffffy(f), Sparkle777(f), sussyluv(f), Damsal(f), Missmossy(f), Evina(f), Mprex(f), Stephxoblessed(f), Medunah(f), FLAWLES(f), prettythicksme(f), Oluwatyna(f), Weunice(f)

Oricha62:
Sunnah acts of Jumuah
1. To take a bath.
2. To wear nice and clean clothes.
3. To proceed early to the Masjid.
4. To go to the Masjid on foot.
5. To try to sit as close as possible to the Imaam.
6. If the Saffs (rows) are already filled, one should not
jump over the shoulders of the musallies in order to get to
the front.
7. One should not do any futile action eg. one should not
fiddle with one’s clothes or fingers.
8. To listen to the Khutba attentively.
9. The person who recites Surah Kahaf on Friday will be
bestowed with a Noor( Spiritual light) from under the Arsh
(The Throne of Allah Ta’ala) which will extend from the
earth till the sky and will benefit him in the darkness of the
Day of Qiyaamah. All his (minor) sins which he had
committed from the previous Jumu’ah up to this Jumu’ah
will be forgiven.
10. Rasulullah ( ) is reported to have said, “Recite
Durood upon me in abundance on the day of Jumua’h
since they are presented to me.”
11. On the day of Jumua’h it is sunnah to apply oil to the
hair and to use it or any other sweet smelling fragrance.

francizy:
Merry Xmas to all my camp mates standing on the path of truth! : Whynotthetruth, Kaboninc, Severussnape, MzPecs, Peppyluv02, DearPreye, MizMyColi, Provocateur, rozayx5, anyaekekehinde, repogirl, firefire, anonimi, kodded, HzRF, Rose2014, ellechrystal, etc

Merry Xmas to the following people standing in the opposition camp; Kingtom (aka awosha ), Beamborla, modath (don't know if you a Muslim, if you are, then my bad )

Merry Xmas to some other special friends/sisters: PriscaOge, Lyntiffany, Adanna28, khiaa, Prettythicksme, Moana, etc..

Merry Xmas to this my brilliant padi that stands for romance (better to stand for something than to stand for nothing ): Kinglekan (my DP credit goes to him tho! )

Lastly, Merry Xmas to the mod of life (even tho you never push my threads, apart from one, go front page before ): lalasticlala

Thanks Bruv.

Wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas and a fabulous 2016 ahead.

Aminat508:
@ viick you don smoke your Osogbo weed again?

lesbianboy:
ok

Lucwaizy:
I even think say na Seun dey wish person merry Christmas, I no know say na one idiot. Sha no how we go do am. "Shame to you"

Tedassie:
The glory and beauty of this wonderful season is something we all can share together.
Dbaroness(f), Zoe99(f), evegran(f), nevi12(f), isacolukay(m), MissAssy(f), flawlessT(f), Arisha(f), udondeymadt(m), Oliviaarims(f), DocAdray(f), morethanadoll(f), Eyekandi(f), raayah(f)
Wishing y'all a very Merry Christmas &a prosperous New Year

francizy:
Merry Xmas to all my camp mates standing on the path of truth! : Whynotthetruth, Kaboninc, Severussnape, MzPecs, Peppyluv02, DearPreye, MizMyColi, Provocateur, rozayx5, anyaekekehinde, repogirl, firefire, anonimi, kodded, HzRF, Rose2014, ellechrystal, etc

Merry Xmas to the following people standing in the opposition camp; Kingtom (aka awosha ), Beamborla, modath (don't know if you a Muslim, if you are, then my bad )

Merry Xmas to some other special friends/sisters: PriscaOge, Lyntiffany, Adanna28, khiaa, Prettythicksme, Moana, etc..

Merry Xmas to this my brilliant padi that stands for romance (better to stand for something than to stand for nothing ): Kinglekan (my DP credit goes to him tho! )

Lastly, Merry Xmas to the mod of life (even tho you never push my threads, apart from one, go front page before ): lalasticlala

Oliviaarims:
A Merry Christmas to you too, dear.

May I use this opportunity also to send my Christmas wishes to DouchesspunkyII.. Misss.picy2.... BUTC.HCASSIDY, dear PrimeM.inisterr, Tos.yne2much.. Joll.lyjoy.. Esth.erfabian.. Mrs.Phyno.. nai.jaboiy...lalast.iclala.. Lol... And so many others whose monikers I can't recall right now. May the rest of the year be pleasantly spectacular for u all.

Wooooow !!! So u know my moniker offhand sef?


Nawa oooooo.

francizy:
Merry Xmas to all my camp mates standing on the path of truth! : Whynotthetruth, Kaboninc, Severussnape, MzPecs, Peppyluv02, DearPreye, MizMyColi, Provocateur, rozayx5, anyaekekehinde, repogirl, firefire, anonimi, kodded, HzRF, Rose2014, ellechrystal, etc

Merry Xmas to the following people standing in the opposition camp; Kingtom (aka awosha ), Beamborla, modath (don't know if you a Muslim, if you are, then my bad )

Merry Xmas to some other special friends/sisters: PriscaOge, Lyntiffany, Adanna28, khiaa, Prettythicksme, Moana, etc..

Merry Xmas to this my brilliant padi that stands for romance (better to stand for something than to stand for nothing ): Kinglekan (my DP credit goes to him tho! )

Lastly, Merry Xmas to the mod of life (even tho you never push my threads, apart from one, go front page before ): lalasticlala

tosyne2much:
Wooooow !!! So u know my moniker offhand sef?


Nawa oooooo.

tosyne2much:
Wooooow !!! So u know my moniker offhand sef?


Nawa oooooo.