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elampiro:
RVP was a big poacher. His a hyena.

lol. ..BabaSuwe the baddest! !!!!

Dadehmola:
Arsenal's dead ball specialist (free kicks & corners) is a "hyena".

And the bros go say him be "great analyst"

Set kick don't remove the hyena status. Anyone can take set plays. Everyone knew RVP was an hyena.

elampiro:
Set kick don't remove the hyena status. Anyone can take set plays. Everyone knew RVP was an hyena.

A hyena that prefers to take free kicks and corners instead of staying in the box to pounce on rebounds & loose balls?

You are a great analyst!

elampiro:
Tess1

I told you RVP scored 1 goal in 13 matches you said it's a lie. Now see the evidence.

Secondly, if Rooney had not led in goal scoring to extend our lead from 5 points in January to 15 points in March, Man City would have caught us easier than they did the previous City. Particularly when we lost to City and Chelsea in conservative fixtures, then drew against West Ham two weeks later. That's 8 points dropped, not to talk of the ones we could have dropped in previous matches. .

I don't know how many times I will prove this beyond reasonable doubt to RVP worshippers. This was the period we made out lead insurmountable. Not yeye slim lead in January. A slim lead can recovered in just 3 games.



I need to log out finally from this argument.

elampiro:
RVP was a big poacher. His a hyena.

smh. i no get your time.

Dadehmola:
Arsenal's dead ball specialist (free kicks & corners) is a "hyena".

And the bros go say him be "great analyst"

lol. my brother,i just weak.

kokaneprodigy:
Una still won buy player, so you can wreck their careers at the same time getting ManU bankrupt.

The thing tire me.
On the flipside I am glad LVG ain't going
The man must finish the destructive agenda...

elampiro:
Set kick don't remove the hyena status. Anyone can take set plays. Everyone knew RVP was an hyena.

where are those arsenal fans? you guys should come and confirm or deny this statement. was rvp an hyena? sentiment aside.

elampiro:
I need to log out finally from this argument.

na you go still carry yourself come back come continue this arguement.

UniqueGem:
Is it your Career? And is the money yours?

Ikúnle oooo

Dadehmola:
A hyena that prefers to take free kicks and corners instead of staying in the box to pounce on rebounds & loose balls?

You are a great analyst!

1. RVP cannot travel with the ball even 10 yards

2. RVP is notorious for playing very close to the goal irrespective of the teams pattern. He's done this since becoming a striker in the various clubs he's played in. When he stays there, everything must fall to him alone, other players turn to laborers. There are some players who change their style from team to team, system to system, formation to formation, or as different team mates may warrant. But Van Persie is known for playing close to the goal always.

If I bring stat now, una go say I like stats. I beg RVP na hyena. He took his shots even closer to the goal at Arsenal.

elampiro:
1. RVP cannot travel with the ball even 10 yards

Does this even make any sense to you??

elampiro:
2. RVP is notorious for playing very close to the goal in respective of the teams pattern. He's done this since becoming a striker in the various clubs he's played in. When he stays there, everything must fall to him alone, other players turn to laborers. There are some players who change their style from team to team, system to system, formation to formation, or as different team mates may warrant. But Van Persie is known for playing close to the goal always.

You are talking rubbish...

"Everything must fall to him", yet he takes freekicks and corners when he could as well stay in the box hoping for rebounds and mistakes?

Go and find out the number of assists he had at Arsenal ( especially when he became a CF)

elampiro:
If I bring stat now, una go say I like stats. I beg RVP na hyena. He took his shots even closer to the goal at Arsenal.

Bring the stats...

Soon him go claim say him don win argument!

Elampiro is a cartoon character in a comic book, not even the one moving on tv.

codedguy1:
Soon him go claim say him don win argument!

Elampiro is a cartoon character in a comic book, not even the one moving on tv.

I told y'all that nigguh is crazy... *in Yoda's voice*..believe now me

elampiro:
1. RVP cannot travel with the ball even 10 yards

your Instruments should be fed to wolves! you make baseless statements in haste to win arguments. you've exposed countless times but still won't give up. were you cursed to argue?

2. RVP is notorious for playing very close to the goal irrespective of the teams pattern. He's done this since becoming a striker in the various clubs he's played in. When he stays there, everything must fall to him alone, other players turn to laborers. There are some players who change their style from team to team, system to system, formation to formation, or as different team mates may warrant. But Van Persie is known for playing close to the goal always.

a striker's duty is to play close to the goalkeeper? what kind of ogogoro inspired analysis is this?

If I bring stat now, una go say I like stats. I beg RVP na hyena. He took his shots even closer to the goal at Arsenal.

bring your stats

elrony:
I told y'all that nigguh is crazy... *in Yoda's voice*..believe now me

Crazy you are Master Jedi!!

Dadehmola:
You shoulda read my post carefully..

I said we won 9 of the last 11 matches, meaning that his absence wasn't felt too much in that period.

Since you have decided to hold on to the "if only he wasn't injured" hindsight analysis, I am also telling you that he had the opportunity to score against lesser teams In previous matches but failed woefully!

And I'm telling you two of those matches were very winnable, but for Berbatovs wastefulness.
He still even came back unfit, yet still ploughed for united in the title run in.

Barcelons's MSN were in irresistible form last season, but only managed to win the league on the last day of the season over an underperforming Madrid side.
That means MSN were bad for not creating an unassailable lead earlier in the season?

He failed woefully yet he had 33 goals by march?
Only Ronaldo/Messi have surpassed that in the last 10 years.
I guess you think only a player wins a league and not the entire team like the defense etc.

ElFenomeno1:
The thing tire me. On the flipside I am glad LVG ain't going The man must finish the destructive agenda...

Manchester United fans are








FEEL-O-SUFFERING




In the hands of Loius van Gaal, the

FEEL-O-SUFFER

Even haters won't join you in this elamps. RVP is not and has never bin just a poacher like you want us to believe. RVP is way more than that..... If you say he is not one of the strikers or players to chase a ball all the way to retrieve it,just to help his team defensively? YES...I concur...! But,to name him an hyena becuz he happens to be in the right place at the right time? I say NO....! Abi,c.ronaldo na hyena too?

No be beans to make the right runs and end up scoring with it. Plus, I can make a case for the so called poachers of this world elamps.

I really hope you are not trying to paint the poachers in a bad light?

Is Ibrahimovic a poacher?

Elampiro must be a lawyer

This Bros can argue anything out.

hariorh:
Is Ibrahimovic a poacher?

Una don start again o.

Watching.

Elxandre:
Elampiro must be a lawyer

This Bros can argue anything out.

a useless lawyer that can provoke the judge and get his client life imprisonment with hard labour , for a felony! ...

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/players/profile.statistics.html/robin-van-persie

Hyena?

sinizia:
32 EPL players that are better scorers than Rooney the fat bastard in 2015;
https://u.goal.com/2463400/2463472.jpg

https://u.goal.com/2463400/2463432.jpg

https://u.goal.com/2463400/2463442.jpg

https://u.goal.com/2463400/2463452.jpg

https://u.goal.com/2463400/2463462.jpg

https://u.goal.com/2463400/2463482.jpg

https://u.goal.com/2463400/2463492.jpg


Yet some people will be here holding briefs for Rooney and citing his past exploits as if say if players are judged on their current form with past form, the likes of Ronaldinho still wouldn't be in Barca. Iranu!! Na una wey dey argue Rooney with them i dey vex pass for. Keep wasting y'all time.

I just observed
From that list,
Steven Gerrard (left for MLS),
Charlie Austin (relegated with QPR)
Giorginion Wijnaldum (new buy )
Odion Ighalo (Promoted with Watford)
All spent half a season in 2015 and have scored the same or more than our Rooney.

odion ighalo has scored more goals than Rooney in the epl

Dadehmola:
A hyena that prefers to take free kicks and corners instead of staying in the box to pounce on rebounds & loose balls?

You are a great analyst!

Chicharito took set pieces too. Free kicks, corners and pks...


oga ju!

Ignaz:
odion ighalo has scored more goals than Rooney in the epl

Despite half a season in the top-flight

Eastbay:
Despite half a season in the top-flight

ighalo is the highest goalscorer in england this year, so I'm not surprised

elampiro:
I have since won this argument. You're struggling really. I answered your questions again and again.

Won what? That's very childish. Your answer would've given you F9 in a comprehension passage because you didn't answer the question.

We were only 5 points over City in January. In EPL 5 points lead in January is tantamount to being tied. We were 8 points above City the previous season in April and they recovered.
In 2011/13, if we didn't stretch the lead from 5 points in January to 15 points in March, City would have again recovered. This was the period of real stretch, not 1 points, 2 points, 5 points in December. Do you realize we lost 8 points in there consecutive matches, that's how our 5 points would have disappeared if Rooney had not helped with goals during the period RVP went dry.

Which one is Real stretch and which one is Fake stretch? Is there any thing like Real stretch? English Language na problem o. A stretch is a stretch. Those 1 point, 2 points and 5 points are called what? Fake stretch?

Man City wouldn't have been able to recover those points because they too were not in form. The lost two games, drew two and won four. Let's even remove the games that Rooney won for us during that period which was nine points. Four games were won without Rooney's goal being the deciding goal. That means we gained 12 points while Man City gained 14 points. This means that we would have had 68 points while Man City would've had 65 points before RVP started banging in the goals.

We lost 8 points in three consecutive matches? Meaning that we only drew one match out of three consecutive matches. I'll like to know those consecutive matches. Don't dodge this one again o.

Dadehmola:
Does this even make any sense to you??



You are talking rubbish...

"Everything must fall to him", yet he takes freekicks and corners when he could as well stay in the box hoping for rebounds and mistakes?

Go and find out the number of assists he had at Arsenal ( especially when he became a CF)



Bring the stats...

1. Did tell a lie? RVP cannot run with the ball in his feet. That's why he's an hyena.

2. Free kicks add to goals na. The corners are mandated by coaches. However, we are talking about open play.

3. RVP has a low dribbling rate. Few touches of the ball and shoots close to the goal. How's not an hyena?

Do you know RVP once had 11 touches of the ball in 90 minutrs?


Using Manchester United
Shots outside the box to shots inside the box

Van Persie
2012/2013 40 outside outside 102 inside
RVP for Arsenal previous season
Shots outside the box 37 inside the box 137

Rooney
2011/12
84 shots outside the box 73 inside.
2010/2011
49 outside 50 inside the box
2009/2010
81 outside the box 101 inside

Luiz Suarez shots at Liverpool
2013/14 Outside the box 77 inside 114
2012/13 outside the box 68 inside 119


3b. Dribbling/Passes at their high scoring seasons.

Suarez 3/38 per match
Rooney 1.3/50 per match
Persie 0.7/26 per match