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Eastbay:
Seen Force Awakens?

Star wars ain't the same without Yoda.

haven't seen Star Wars since Yoda said "into exile I must go"

Until I get a Bluray version I ain't seeing Force Awakens! !.. (heard story line is kinda confusing) lol

elampiro:
RVP was a big poacher. His a hyena.

What is a poacher, what is an hyena?

raumdeuter:
What is a poacher, what is an hyena?

According to nat geo wild, poachers kill hyenas

tess1:
Why did you include Champions league and FA Cup matches? Were we talking about that? Did i include Rooney's Champions league and FA Cup matches? That is deceit.



This wasn't what you said earlier.

These are what you typed:



Another quote from you:



You mentioned CONSECUTIVE.



This is another lie. I've already said it that those two games were far apart. We had Stoke, West Ham, Aston Villa and Arsenal within the two games. They were not consecutive matches and there was nothing like losing 8 points in three consecutive matches as you have wrongly said. Don't you know the meaning of consecutive?

OK.

We lost 5 points in three games between City and West Ham. If we didn't win previous fixtures when RVP didn't score, we would be second.

Secondly, my screen shot showed 8 Premier League matches, and 13 matches overall. When I did screen shot for Rooney matches I also included FA Cup and UCL. It's not a deceit. I was just trying to let everyone see the overall picture .

Eastbay:
Go and sit down.

So calling people hyena, judging yourself as winner among all your gaffes gives you the impression that you are making any iota of sense to anybody,yourself inclusive?

If you can't tell me what I don't know, then stop quoting me. how hard can that be to a simpleton like you?

Park well jare. Next thing you know your gutter-mouthed sidekick will join in with his incoherent bollocks.

Show me anywhere I have not proven my case beyond reasonable doubt.

Still on dis matter??
**sigh**

elrony:
*in Yoda's voice * Alas, warn will I you once more!

Away stay from Elampiro, you must!!...clown more crazy than the Sith Lord!





Elampiro I wan order sense and honesty from Ebay for you. ..consider that your New year gift!!!

Ayagayagayo! !!!

The attempt at insults tells me how much I have destroyed you guys. Bring facts for facts not just mere senseless insults.

raumdeuter:
What is a poacher, what is an hyena?

What do you think it's a poacher in football? I guess you have seen me used hyena here for about 3 years. When RVP was here, there guys never argued RVP was not an hyena because they saw for themselves week in week out. Now he's gone, they can deny. Lol

[size=18pt]I want to say a very big thank you to everyone who wished me well on my day, it was really touching I am very grateful that y'all took out the time to wish me well, I realy appreciate, wish I could quote y'all one by one to say thank you but I no get mb


Thanks once again [/size]


Chelseafan1, you be Capricorn too?

elampiro:
The attempt at insults tells me how much I have destroyed you guys. Bring facts for facts not just mere senseless insults.

Elamps I can't insult you na... you know I'm not that crazy to attempt that...

how can I argue with a Blind man who sees daylight and calls it darkness....

I agree with you anytime you make plausible posts (cos they are valid assertions)
BUT

You blow ur Baloney outta proportion and still won't admit to visible truth....

so what will be the need of any argument with you?

PS ; FEDEX will deliver your new year gift soonest! !

my real nigguh

dopeJemi:
[size=18pt]I want to say a very big thank you to everyone who wished me well on my day, it was really touching I am very grateful that y'all took out the time to wish me well, I realy appreciate, wish I could quote y'all one by one to say thank you but I no get mb


Thanks once again [/size]


Chelseafan1, you be Capricorn too?

You are Welcomed bro.... hope you had a swell time?

elampiro:
What do you think it's a poacher in football? I guess you have seen me used hyena here for about 3 years. When RVP was here, there guys never argued RVP was not an hyena because they saw for themselves week in week out. Now he's gone, they can deny. Lol

Maybe they didnt understand what they mean because it makes no sense to me

RvP started as a winger and was known for his dribbles on the left wing. he later became a support striker and later a striker

And what do you mean by he spends more time in the box? Where is a striker supposed to spend his time?

Or is it not this same RVP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOiWIpRARZk

Behold our new saviour. . . Lord Moyes

raumdeuter:
Maybe they didnt understand what they mean because it makes no sense to me

RvP started as a winger and was known for his dribbles on the left wing. he later became a support striker and later a striker

And what do you mean by he spends more time in the box? Where is a striker supposed to spend his time?

Or is it not this same RVP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOiWIpRARZk

I never referred to his days before he became a striker. Again you brought one video, even Chicharito and Izhaghi have some days and moments outside the box if you isolate moments.

They understood what they meant when they brought the word 'poacher' to this argument. I didn't introduce it. They also knew very well what we meant by hyena.





But why you come dey come when I don tire? Hope you won't make me go repeat all that I have been saying for days and nights now.

elrony:
You are Welcomed bro.... hope you had a swell time?

I wish, I was all by myself, but i'm thankful all the same

elampiro:
1. Did tell a lie? RVP cannot run with the ball in his feet. That's why he's an hyena.

This is the most foolish thing I have read this year. Read it again and agree.

elampiro:
2. Free kicks add to goals na. The corners are mandated by coaches. However, we are talking about open play.

Why would a coach "waste" the services of a hyena on freekicks when he should be in the box?

elampiro:
3. RVP has a low dribbling rate. Few touches of the ball and shoots close to the goal. How's not an hyena?

Do you know RVP once had 11 touches of the ball in 90 minutrs? [/i]


Using Manchester United
Shots outside the box to shots inside the box

Van Persie
2012/2013 40 outside outside 102 inside
RVP for Arsenal previous season
Shots outside the box 37 inside the box 137

Rooney
2011/12
84 shots outside the box 73 inside.
2010/2011
49 outside 50 inside the box
2009/2010
81 outside the box 101 inside

Luiz Suarez shots at Liverpool
2013/14 Outside the box 77 inside 114
2012/13 outside the box 68 inside 119


3b. Dribbling/Passes at their high scoring seasons.

Suarez 3/38 per match
Rooney 1.3/50 per match
Persie 0.7/26 per match

Give us links to your sites and let's check for ourselves. By the time you see the stats of players like Ronaldo and co, this your foolish arguments go end.

elrony:
haven't seen Star Wars since Yoda said "into exile I must go"

Until I get a Bluray version I ain't seeing Force Awakens! !.. (heard story line is kinda confusing) lol

Hahaha.
That was Yoda's last comment on Star Wars I think.
So technically you are up to date.

But Yoda's last words were actually in Return of the Jedi when he died of old age at 900 years.


I saw Force Awakens. . .it's a good movie, similar to A new Hope, but there without Yoda, anakin, Obi Wan Kenobi, it kind of feels strange.

Han Solo, Chewbacca, Leia, all show up, with new guys. . .but Han Solo was killed by his son.

<SPOILER>\

Yeah I just ruined your Episode 7 experience

elrony:
Elamps I can't insult you na... you know I'm not that crazy to attempt that...

how can I argue with a Blind man who sees daylight and calls it darkness....

I agree with you anytime you make plausible posts (cos they are valid assertions)
BUT

You blow ur Baloney outta proportion and still won't admit to visible truth....

so what will be the need of any argument with you?

PS ; FEDEX will deliver your new year gift soonest! !

my real nigguh

You have not countered my argument. The only person who has made an attempt to counter my argument is Tess1.

I brought fact that RVP scored 1 goal when we stretched our lead from 5 points in January to 15 points in March. How is this fact the same as arguing blindly? You guys are the ones arguing blindly. You are so many but no one makes sense after I submitted my facts.

Again I said RVP is an hyena. Hyena is an opportunist animal which feeds on what others have hunted. If you go back to Man United players, Rooney, Ronaldo, Tevez, Nani, you would see them drop deep, drive the ball forward at great speed and sometimes interchanging passes before they finish it off. You will see great counter attacks involving Rooney, Nani, Ronaldo, Park time and time again. You see them dropping deep to tackle the ball in our half, winning it and moving forward with it. Workers!

They don't sit around the final 3rd. Same with Suarez at Liverpool. Thiery Henry goes far away takes the ball and destroy everything on his way before slotting in.

Dadehmola:
This is the most foolish thing I have read this year. Read it again and agree.

Bros.
Have a little chill na.
2015 will soon end.

elampiro:
I never referred to his days before he became a striker. Again you brought one video, even Chicharito and Izhaghi have some days and moments outside the box if you isolate moments.

They understood what they meant when they brought the word 'poacher' to this argument. I didn't introduce it. They also knew very well what we meant by hyena.





But why you come dey come when I don tire? Hope you won't make me go repeat all that I have been saying for days and nights now.

I need a dislike button so bad!

Dadehmola:
This is the most foolish thing I have read this year. Read it again and agree.


Why would a coach "waste" the services of a hyena on freekicks when he should be in the box?



Give us links to your sites and let's check for ourselves. By the time you see the stats of players like Ronaldo and co, this your foolish arguments go end.

1. RVP cannot travel with ball. It's true.

2. Hyena can take free kicks na, when everyone else stands watching. You're taking about aiming at the goal 70% of the free kicks taken.

3. Bringing Ronaldo and Messi into the equation will further confirm my claim that RVP is an hyena. You're talking about players with 4 to 6 dribbles per game. Ronaldo and Messi have nearly half of their shots outside of the box. In some seasons, Ronaldo had more shots outside of the box. It's only this season Ronaldo stats are getting closer to the goal.

elampiro:
1. RVP cannot travel with ball. It's true.

So when van Persie was left winger at Arsenal what was he doing with the ball?

Apparently the hyena here is you.
No insult intended, because you behave like one.

The only surprise so far is that your lapdog hasn't shown up here to bark nonsense

elampiro:
I never referred to his days before he became a striker. Again you brought one video, even Chicharito and Izhaghi have some days and moments outside the box if you isolate moments.

They understood what they meant when they brought the word 'poacher' to this argument. I didn't introduce it. They also knew very well what we meant by hyena.

But why you come dey come when I don tire? Hope you won't make me go repeat all that I have been saying for days and nights now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx0dfW4LgKA

elampiro:
1. RVP cannot travel with ball. It's true.

Stop typing this kinda nonsense - it makes mockery of your supposed "punditry Nous"

elampiro:
2. Hyena can take free kicks na, when everyone else stands watching. You're taking about aiming at the goal 70% of the free kicks taken.

Lies....

Aside the direct freekicks, Rvp assisted so many goals by putting deliveries into dangerous areas.

Ps - Give us another example of a hyena that garners assists from free kicks and corners..

elampiro:
3. Bringing Ronaldo and Messi into the equation will further confirm my claim that RVP is an hyena. You're talking about players with 4 to 6 dribbles per game. Ronaldo and Messi have nearly half of their shots outside of the box. In some seasons, Ronaldo had more shots outside of the box. It's only this season Ronaldo stats are getting closer to the goal.

Instead of all these epistles, provide us with the stats and of course, the website where you got them from.

In addition to whatever stats you wanna upload, let's see the no of chances created by each player.

Eastbay:
Bros.
Have a little chill na.
2015 will soon end.

I tire for the guy...

E be like say e dey purposely type all these nonsense just to annoy us..

elampiro i go like learn work from you

How can i start

Elamps is a robot, i'm sorry to admit...

codedguy1:
Is that even possible!
Has Buhari decamped to PDP?

lol.

Enough of this nonsense na!! Abi kini gbogbo rubbish yi??

LOL!