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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dadehmola: 10:23am On Dec 31, 2015
elampiro:
1. RVP doesn't drift like Drogba. RVP that complains that his team mates were platying in his zone (around the box).
Rvp doesn't drift and drop deep??

Elampiro..stop embarassing yourself on a public forum.

elampiro:
Although Drogba will not pass as such strikers like Henry, Suarez who went past men. That makes Drogba a kind of a poacher. I already said there are levels of poachers, I told Chrisley024 that RVP was on a higher level than Chicharito and Inzaghi.
Drogba is also a hyena??

All hail elampiro the great analyst.

elampiro:
2. You're are repeating one question like a drunk. I won't answer that after now. Set plays don't count. Anyone can take set plays. We are talking about open play, handwork, dribling and bursting forward.
Stop being stone - headed and be reasonable for once. ..

From your description of "hyena" (and the inzaghi example), you are telling us about a player who feeds of chances created by team mates and mistakes by opponents in the box.

I ask again - how would Rvp the "hyena" benefit from situations like this when he is outside the box taking deliveries with the intention of assisting??

elampiro:
[s]I provided a video where Ronaldo took the ball from our own half went past three men to score a great solo goal, as an evidence on how to win matches for a team. Then some said RVP also traveled with the ball. I laf. [/s]


3. I will bring the stats later when I am chanced. Perhaps my last response to you. You go round circles. So do you honestly think Messi and Ronaldo don't have high shots outside the box? High dribbling rate?
I await your stats..
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by diggz: 10:28am On Dec 31, 2015
elampiro:
I just looked at the link you provided. RVP couldn't muster one 'very strong' despite playing in a weak league. You didn't understand what you posted.

.....

Again, the above is the reason he's an hyena. When he was in Arsenal, he alone blocked the route to goals and coped individuali stats to himself at the expense of team mates. He left Arsenal and everyone suddenly began learning how to score, they hardly struggle for top 4 finish as before while crowing it with trophies.
Going by this your logic can we also conclude C.Ronaldo to be one of the hyena's?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 10:32am On Dec 31, 2015
Dadehmola:
Rvp doesn't drift and drop deep??

Elampiro..stop embarassing yourself on a public forum.



Drogba is also a hyena??

All hail elampiro the great analyst.



Stop being stone - headed and be reasonable for once. ..

From your description of "hyena" (and the inzaghi example), you are telling us about a player who feeds of chances created by team mates and mistakes by opponents in the box.

I ask again - how would Rvp the "hyena" benefit from situations like this when he is outside the box taking deliveries with the intention of assisting??



I await your stats..
You are going round circles because you are bereft of ideas. I have given you the correct answers the only thing I owe you is the stats of Messi and Ronaldo.

RVP that hates playing outside his 'zone', that hate other players going to his 'zone'. Where has any one said that before in Manchester United or in Europe?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dadehmola: 10:36am On Dec 31, 2015
elampiro:
You're are an olodo. Go and check the link you sent to me. That's what is there.
Mehn...this gringo is truly deluded.

A player's strengths were listed, you are here talking about "very strong". How does that negate the fact that his qualities contradict the hyena nonsense you have been chatting since??

Dem swear for you??

elampiro:
You're are a disgrace. You truly don't know football. Why won't he cope Assists when he stays in the box and takes corner kicks?

The closer you play to a goal, the more likely you get more Assists. When you play inside the box, you are likely to increase your Assists. There's likely going to be a dropped ball or unclear loose ball that is meant to be laid for a team mate. Also when you take corner kicks for your team.
You are trully silly beyond redemption...

If he's a hyena like you foolishly claimed, why does he even consider the option of laying off numerous chances for team mates instead of shooting on goal to score and cement his hyena status like inzaghi and co?? How can assists be synonymous with a CF hyena?

Your Footballing Orientation needs a reconfig!

elampiro:
[s]Last season when RVP assisted Rooney's goal I believe it was against Hull, he was inside the box and the defender missed the ball, then RVP did one touch back to Rooney who was outside the box to shoot into the net. [/s]

Compare to Assists provided by Suarez and Sturridge for instance, then you will know why RVP is an hyena and a poacher.
Why should I do your job for you??

You talked about assists, didn't you??

Let's see the numbers and please - post your source make you take your own hand rubbish your argument yourself.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 10:36am On Dec 31, 2015
diggz:
Going by this your logic can we also conclude C.Ronaldo to be one of the hyena's?
CR7? Someone who goes deep even into his own half to take the ball singlehandedly 50-60 yards into the bar line? Someone who dribbles and scores solo goals? He's opposite of an hyena. He's a hunter, a killer, etc.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dadehmola: 10:40am On Dec 31, 2015
elampiro:
[s]
You are going round circles because you are bereft of ideas. I have given you the correct answers the only thing I owe you is the stats of Messi and Ronaldo.

RVP that hates playing outside his 'zone', that hate other players going to his 'zone'. Where has any one said that before in Manchester United or in Europe?
[/s]
You know nothing about the game...Just limit yourself to your Rooney praise & worship sessions Abeg.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 10:59am On Dec 31, 2015
elampiro:
You're the one twisting it. I said RVP didn't win the league because we had a better results the previous season without him. He walked into a solid team ready to win the league baring injuries as DDG had matured, so with Welbeck.

Then I went further to to prove RVP didn't win the league, that we extended our lead between January and March winning 21 points in 8 matches even though RVP scored just one goal. Just imagine if we lost 5 of the matches RVP went dry. So he cannot be credited with winning the league.

I brought in Rooney to prove that he led the goals during that important period RVP had a drought. That doesn't mean he won all the matches. RVP too did not win all our matches prior to that period. I want to believe he didn't win us up to 30 points all season. I haven't done the calculations though. Yet we won the league with 89 points, same feet we achieved previously without him with better scoring form.
You placed so much importance on Rooney`s goals during RVP`s drought and i said even if Rooney didn`t score those goals there wouldn`t have been much difference because Man City also faltered during that time. We would`ve had 68 points while Man City would`ve been on 65 points.

Yes, we achieved the same feet as the previous season with better scoring form. But what about our defensive form? Did we also have a batter defensive form? You deliberately kept that away.How many goals were scored via penalty kicks to boost the goals in 2011/12 season?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 11:11am On Dec 31, 2015
elampiro:
Who are you to say I shouldn't quote you? You have been insulting all these while and left you. Why won't someone in the box have Assists when everything falls on his feet for tap ins, rebounds and lay backs to team mates.

I am yet to see any stats which shows Van Persie won the league. He scored just 26 goals. In Arsenal he scored 30 and couldn't win the league for Arsenal. Suarez scored 31 goals and couldn't win the league for Liverpool. So how did 26 goals become a league winner while?


RVP was just an opportunists who rode on the solidity of United team to gain an EPL medal. If he didn't come we would have won the league with 100 points instead of 89 points because we had far less injuries than when we finished 89*points the previous seasons and De Gea and Welbeck had matured.
I`ve already proven that to you beyond reasonable doubt.
You must be a jester for saying we would`ve won the league with 100 points when your lord Rooney missed so many matches. Would he have been scoring while out with injuries or who would`ve scored in his place? I`m not surprised because you already said that Anderson gave us great results when he barely played 7 games in that season.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 11:28am On Dec 31, 2015
Dadehmola:
Mehn...this gringo is truly deluded.

A player's strengths were listed, you are here talking about "very strong". How does that negate the fact that his qualities contradict the hyena nonsense you have been chatting since??

Dem swear for you??



You are trully silly beyond redemption...

If he's a hyena like you foolishly claimed, why does he even consider the option of laying off numerous chances for team mates instead of shooting on goal to score and cement his hyena status like inzaghi and co?? How can assists be synonymous with a CF hyena?

Your Footballing Orientation needs a reconfig!



Why should I do your job for you??

You talked about assists, didn't you??

Let's see the numbers and please - post your source make you take your own hand rubbish your argument yourself.

Yes the qualities said he's an hyena.

Whoscored gave the players strength, weakness and style of play as calculated in players domestic league stats for this season and last. Only Chicharito had something in common with RvP. Only one item in style of play.

This argument is now over

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 11:30am On Dec 31, 2015
This is for Suarez.

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 11:34am On Dec 31, 2015
This is for Ronaldo and Messi.

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 11:37am On Dec 31, 2015
Even Benzema posses a counter attack threat.

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 11:44am On Dec 31, 2015
I can`t just understand this RVP is a 'hyena' of a thing. A hyena that has asissts and you said it`s because he stays in the box. He also said RVP`s level of hyena is higher than that of Chicharito and Inzaghi.

According to this logic, if RVP's hyena level is higher than that of Chicha and he`s able to have that much asissts. The question is `how many assists has Chicha in his playing career compared to RVP`s 2011/12 and 2012/13 seasons?` Just two seasons compared to entire playing career.

Using dribbling ability/skill as a characteristic features of who is not a hyena/poacher is really absurd.

I`ve already said it that he`ll use anything to discredit RVP purposely because of Rooney.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 11:48am On Dec 31, 2015
This argument is officially over. See you on match day. God is great!

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 11:51am On Dec 31, 2015
elampiro:

Yes the qualities said he's an hyena.

Whoscored gave the players strength, weakness and style of play as calculated in players domestic league stats for this season and last. Only Chicharito had something in common with RvP. Only one item in style of play.

This argument is now over
Lol. Smh. When everyone knows RvP is now finished or you think you argue with kids here? Roll out that of 2012/2013.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 12:10pm On Dec 31, 2015
elampiro:
You don't become an hyena in one season or half way into a season. However, Rooney average pass per match is still very high despite his poor form. It means he is participating, only that he is not performing. His feet are very slow this season, coupled with our system which gives too few chances in a game.
it's no more about traveling with the ball. All these you're yarning are just in revenge of RvP being credited with winning the epl for United.

When you look Van Persie hatrick against Arsenal, on 12th minute he missed a point blank chance from about 4 yards with goalkeeper at the other end of the goal. Then he scored a tap in into an empty net on 35th minute. In Gaal's style today, that second opportunity wouldn't have come to lift the striker, and I doubt if we have had a chance to tap into an empty net this season.
Most strikers score tap ins. Even Messi and Ronaldo scored more of that. It's about good movement and good finishing. It becomes a tap in goal when it's scored. Rooney has had his like ones against Chelsea and Spurs but missed both.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dadehmola: 12:30pm On Dec 31, 2015
elampiro:
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Only Chicharito had something in common with RvP. Only one item in style of play.
If that's your understanding , then your foolishness is well and truly beyond redemption.

The only unfortunate thing is that blindness seems to have been added to your numerous problems.

Seek help fast.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Spy360(m): 12:41pm On Dec 31, 2015
#Comes to Man Utd thread..

#Reads through some pages...

#Screams...

ELAMPIRO is a GOAT!

#Runs away...
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dmcdad: 12:44pm On Dec 31, 2015
ElFenomeno1:
grin cheesy grin Ori gbogbo yin ti daaru Elampiro and Co.... what is this? Can we talk about something else for God's sake? Another match day is almost here.... scummies, how are we? Any jitters or Feel-O-Suffering?
All hail the feel-o-suffer, LVG.cheesy
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dmcdad: 12:46pm On Dec 31, 2015
ElFenomeno1:
This thread was once a beehive of quality e-punditry and other football related activities
Nowadays it is something else.... the team is rubbish serving up hot nonsense every game day and the fans have gone crazy..... Manyoo is finished!
Bro, one thing begots another. What do you expect from fans when their team is as shiity as one can ever imagine? It's only a matter of time before the fans start becoming exactly like their team.

Sad though.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nyabinghi(m): 1:23pm On Dec 31, 2015
Eastbay:
At least you proved you are the rabid lapdog.
I didn't call any names and you have started scratching the ticks off your balls.

Mr man don't mention me if you don't have anything reasonable to say. Please distance me from your innate silliness. I do not want anything to do with Internet marabouts. Think of improving your value to mankind instead of raving incoherently because it appears you have descended into irrelevance of farcical proportions.


You have a nonsense superiority complex.
I repeat, you are not making sense to anyone.

People posted evidence that van Persie was critical to Uniteds success in 2012/13 despite you contorting the evidence to your convenience.
I brought stats in a season where van Persie had 10 assists despite you howling like a hyena that van Persie was a hyena.

I don't want to insult you but you really are an unreasonable, insufferable, intolerable and mumuic individual with an over bloated estimation of your intelligence.

Please do not quote me again until you are ready to debate meaningfully.

Your gutter disposition to issues is the major reason why this thread is in shambles.

Or are you going to sing Ras Kimono or call names as usual?
eastbay on the loose, this fella has lost his mind, when your foolish type can persist in a chat of diverse opinions you resort to diatribes, you are plain stupid. Hang yourself please.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nyabinghi(m): 1:30pm On Dec 31, 2015
Eastbay:
At least you proved you are the rabid lapdog.
I didn't call any names and you have started scratching the ticks off your balls.

Mr man don't mention me if you don't have anything reasonable to say. Please distance me from your innate silliness. I do not want anything to do with Internet marabouts. Think of improving your value to mankind instead of raving incoherently because it appears you have descended into irrelevance of farcical proportions.


You have a nonsense superiority complex.
I repeat, you are not making sense to anyone.

People posted evidence that van Persie was critical to Uniteds success in 2012/13 despite you contorting the evidence to your convenience.
I brought stats in a season where van Persie had 10 assists despite you howling like a hyena that van Persie was a hyena.

I don't want to insult you but you really are an unreasonable, insufferable, intolerable and mumuic individual with an over bloated estimation of your intelligence.

Please do not quote me again until you are ready to debate meaningfully.

Your gutter disposition to issues is the major reason why this thread is in shambles.

Or are you going to sing Ras Kimono or call names as usual?
opata of the highest grade. When idiots revel in their idiocy, they feel they are doing something good, you have been mentioned, bring it on alongside your lapdogs.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 1:58pm On Dec 31, 2015
Happy birthday to SAF the greatest manager the EPL ever produced.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 2:12pm On Dec 31, 2015
MAN UTD SET TO OFFER LAZIO £35M FOR FELIPE ANDERSON
The Brazil international has been a long-term target of Louis van Gaal's and the Premier League giants are to revive their interest on the back of a disastrous run of form

Manchester United are ready to trigger Felipe Anderson’s £35 million buy-out clause and make the Lazio star their first major signing of the January transfer window, Goal can confirm.

United first identified the Brazil international as a target during the early weeks of Louis van Gaal’s tenure but a disastrous run of eight games without a win has prompted Old Trafford chiefs to revisit their interest in the 22-year-old in a bid to revive their season.

Van Gaal and executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward oversaw a summer spend of close to £100 million but are ready to break the bank again in order to add some attacking impetus to a team that has struggled in front of goal.

Fresh negotiations over a deal for Anderson began 10 days ago around the time Woodward, who is driving the deal for the former Santos playmaker, gave his backing to the beleaguered Van Gaal.

United are prepared to meet the buy-out clause and will pay £25 million up front for a player who only made his senior Brazil debut back in June.

Despite Anderson's lack of international pedigree, United are confident the size of the fee and his two-and-a-half years experience of European football with Lazio will see a work permit secured without fuss.

Van Gaal, who recently confirmed he would not be resigning despite increasing speculation around his future, identified a lack of speed and imagination as a key problem in his side earlier in the season.

Summer signings Memphis Depay and Anthony Martial have impressed only sporadically, while Van Gaal is still struggling to get the best out Juan Mata and Wayne Rooney.

The English transfer window opens on January 2, the same day United host Swansea City and the club are confident of concluding a deal for Anderson in the early part of next week.
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nyabinghi(m): 2:54pm On Dec 31, 2015
adeyemi2015:
http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/11/transfer-zone/2015/12/31/18866732/man-utd-set-to-offer-lazio-35m-for-felipe-anderson?utm_referrer=http%3A%2F%2Fmobile.newsnow.co.uk%2Fh%2FSport%2FFootball%2FPremier%2BLeague%2FManchester%2BUnited
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by hariorh:
I hear rvp doesn’t score solo goals and so it means he's the hyena undecided

I'm still not convinced


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFJDbHgGgsA
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Odunharry(m): 3:12pm On Dec 31, 2015
Happy New Year in advance peeps
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 4:08pm On Dec 31, 2015
nyabinghi:
another yahoo yahoo
grin
But his Clip says otherwise!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 4:09pm On Dec 31, 2015
Eastbay:
Hahaha.
That was Yoda's last comment on Star Wars I think.
So technically you are up to date.

But Yoda's last words were actually in Return of the Jedi when he died of old age at 900 years.


I saw Force Awakens. . .it's a good movie, similar to A new Hope, but there without Yoda, anakin, Obi Wan Kenobi, it kind of feels strange.

Han Solo, Chewbacca, Leia, all show up, with new guys. . .but Han Solo was killed by his son.

<SPOILER>\

Yeah I just ruined your Episode 7 experience grin grin grin
How dare yehuh
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by hariorh: 4:28pm On Dec 31, 2015
And yet another RVP solo effort


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4U8d9ULkfo
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PietroRico(m): 4:41pm On Dec 31, 2015
Lol..elampiro sha grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 4:42pm On Dec 31, 2015
Today is the last day of the year....
wanna stay sane from now till 2016??..... stay clear of the blind Drunkard! !!
y'all know him..
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