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GetOvaMe:


Been 'round love, been alive ...been attending to life!
How went your Christmas?

it was fine.......and boring too lol. i was very busy on christmas day.

hey bro....I nid an apartment around ui....comin ova for ui remedial prog

mikkylaw1:
lol..no be ameb0 u t00 cum do 4 here

Lol... Just peeping, then I saw u sitting comfortably

linconab:
hey bro....I nid an apartment around ui....comin ova for ui remedial prog

u mean a'levels or predegree


if it's the latter, UI doesn't offer it.

Tommybob:
*Grabs the microphone*

#testing..... 1,2...1,2.. baba this mic no work, gimme another one jor.


*clears throat*


Helllloooo Ladies and gentlemen(if u like u fit tag urslf stubborn)

E b like say this year yaf wanna run out sha. I may be new to some of you but I'm not new on nairaland nd my ppl know me when the sight my post.

To cut the long essay short, I would like to congratulate all the new fishes that made it into the ui river, this is not the end of the journey but the start. Especially the new sharks in Pharmacy,u can call urslf dolphins though. all na fish

And in preparation for ur resumption nd as well as my end of the year package to you, i would like to state some few tinz which might be jokingly hlpful.

To the incoming freshers, do not forget ur mortar nd pestle at home when resuming(especially if u like iyan). Pondo yam is nt an option.lol.

Your grinding stone too must not b left at home, package am come there's space. Don't come nd form i prefer blender ooo... *shines teeth*


*adjusts glasses*

You don't need to come with refrigerator, nah,nah... the last tym i checked,the water in zik river is very cold (around 1 degree Celsius).


Don't be too big to ask for directions nd what you're supposed to do especially during medical clearance (Dnt b like somebody wey waka from jaja to PG school like 5tymz before i sabi wetin i supoz do).


Try to be friendly. It ll hlp. They ll come to woo u with campaigns, dnt be harsh. Fellowship reps ll also try to woo u to come to their denominations. Abeg think before you join. Your choice though.



If you sabi say ur papa na thousandnaire for house, don't come nd form billionaire in school coz no one give a fvck. In short just be yourself nd never be intimidated. If na garri u fit drink per day, drink it nd be happy... no go borrow money or do something crazy just to feel among.


Your roommates re gonna be different set of people with different characters. Just pray you don't ve the worse type nd if you do, dnt b scared everything ll be alright.



Also, be nice to the stalites you ll meet in your room. Nazo one fresher go call him papa come make e come chase us out. yeye boy. him papa too go report to the school security. smh... Abeg dnt b like dah. Drop those secondary school characters at home. buh if them allocate u to mellanby hall, room A53, abeg hlp me repay dah boy back. lool.


And to cap it all, Eat well, rest well, exercise well nd love carefully nd safely.


Thank you all for reading nd God bless.


Signed: Tommybob

C.E.O, Tommybob Whining Corporation.











VOLUME 1

boss Tommy, how's ur end.


as for food issues, misspresident, bhuumite and treasuregr8 can always attend to me. But if they fall my hand, then I'll ve no other option than to look for other babes wey fit arrange am for me



Could there be any means how resumption could be shifted to after Feb 13

gradually the group will become renascent and come back fully alive...

How can a 100level student know when such scholarship opportunity is available?

PrinceCEE:


If I can remember, he applied for MBBS Buh was given geology in the supplementary list.

He should be a fresher like us then...

bobolizim:
lols,really?of course I did type it now...I am a staylite already... you are in geology?

You mean you have been a staylite even before this year admission process began? Like applying for this post utme as a staylite already?

Yeah.. I just got in for Geology.

Viewing this topic:Ofatfoed(m),Pr0ton,stevebent(m),ogunsinamayowa(m)(Go Up)

Pr0ton:


He should be a fresher like us then...



You mean you have been a staylite even before this year admission process began? Like applying for this post utme as a staylite already?

Yeah.. I just got in for Geology.

not really at the bolded…

he's given geology in the supplementary list of 2014/2015 set. So he's entering his sophomore year in UI

Tommybob:
*Grabs the microphone*

#testing..... 1,2...1,2.. baba this mic no work, gimme another one jor.


*clears throat*


Helllloooo Ladies and gentlemen(if u like u fit tag urslf stubborn)

E b like say this year yaf wanna run out sha. I may be new to some of you but I'm not new on nairaland nd my ppl know me when the sight my post.

To cut the long essay short, I would like to congratulate all the new fishes that made it into the ui river, this is not the end of the journey but the start. Especially the new sharks in Pharmacy,u can call urslf dolphins though. all na fish

And in preparation for ur resumption nd as well as my end of the year package to you, i would like to state some few tinz which might be jokingly hlpful.

To the incoming freshers, do not forget ur mortar nd pestle at home when resuming(especially if u like iyan). Pondo yam is nt an option.lol.

Your grinding stone too must not b left at home, package am come there's space. Don't come nd form i prefer blender ooo... *shines teeth*


*adjusts glasses*

You don't need to come with refrigerator, nah,nah... the last tym i checked,the water in zik river is very cold (around 1 degree Celsius).


Don't be too big to ask for directions nd what you're supposed to do especially during medical clearance (Dnt b like somebody wey waka from jaja to PG school like 5tymz before i sabi wetin i supoz do).


Try to be friendly. It ll hlp. They ll come to woo u with campaigns, dnt be harsh. Fellowship reps ll also try to woo u to come to their denominations. Abeg think before you join. Your choice though.



If you sabi say ur papa na thousandnaire for house, don't come nd form billionaire in school coz no one give a fvck. In short just be yourself nd never be intimidated. If na garri u fit drink per day, drink it nd be happy... no go borrow money or do something crazy just to feel among.


Your roommates re gonna be different set of people with different characters. Just pray you don't ve the worse type nd if you do, dnt b scared everything ll be alright.



Also, be nice to the stalites you ll meet in your room. Nazo one fresher go call him papa come make e come chase us out. yeye boy. him papa too go report to the school security. smh... Abeg dnt b like dah. Drop those secondary school characters at home. buh if them allocate u to mellanby hall, room A53, abeg hlp me repay dah boy back. lool.


And to cap it all, Eat well, rest well, exercise well nd love carefully nd safely.


Thank you all for reading nd God bless.


Signed: Tommybob

C.E.O, Tommybob Whining Corporation.











VOLUME 1

You!!!!!!!!! Well done ooo

chai like play like play 2016 is loading.........

PrinceCEE:
gradually the group will become renascent and come back fully alive...

lol

misspresident:

lol

so how will a fresher get accommodation is school, without much trouble?

Grabs the mic!

DJ Pr0ton - play me track 9 abeg.

Okay now playing - Oliver de Coque_Father Father.

Wow! What a year that just ran out, like yesterday it seem, and 2016 hangs on tonight like LASTMA(dunno if i'm right, rep ABJ*wink*) waiting for wrong parking.

Okay! It was good knowing y'all, but i'm keen on meeting you guys in 44days(didn't know i kept tab on the days left).

Yeah i know i write nonsense, but 2016 in UI i'll address that.

Awesomeness i'd say was this thread, but the BEST remains everyone i met on this thread and in UI.

To y'all we bantered together, to y'all i met and will still meet, you rock.

You got admitted in '15, Thank God, you failed, Thank God, '16 will be better.

I cant mention anybody(feeling clumsy 'bout that) but know that i love you, you, you and you, and i appreciate your contributions in making this year, unforgettable.

Nattygeneral, thanks man, Jossyluv1 for the thread, Geedot(weyrey) my respects, Zezeny that was a wrong way to know your moniker, Horpeyemmi666 i greet you, Olatunji21, Treasuregr8, Misspresident, ajosegabriel and my fellow coursemates, see you, when i see you.

Bhunmhite(i cant forget those expensive plays we had ).

Chai! PrinceCEE, Polymath, Estijaz, Holamarcy, Ogunsinamayowa, Cutebumzy**, Mhizfranca, Mhizdeedy(though you deactivated), IamLucy, Fembleez1, Mistytohcute, Tushwitch, Vibra, Cleverj01, Taylor184, Bobolizm, Anonymousartist(thanks bro, for your invaluable support all through), Augster, Vcojoro*, Tommybob, FrancisTony(hope your wifes and kids according to Pr0ton are fine?) Colluzzuz, Becborn, Viickerz(TaoBalinga sounds berra*in Mancunan accent) Kelechiug, Sexykaycee, Oluwakstar(bro i no kill myself lol), and all the Whatsapp crew.

Sister Kingdomdaughter and Brother ThankyouJESUS, Okay

My brother and partner GetOvaMe.

Happy New Year.

cassyrooy:
.

thanks brother!

PrinceCEE:


They intxicate More than alcohol.

Lol. Maybe

cassyrooy:
Grabs the mic!

DJ Pr0ton - play me track 9 abeg.

Okay now playing - Oliver de Coque_Father Father.

Wow! What a year that just ran out, like yesterday it seem, and 2016 hangs on tonight like LASTMA(dunno if i'm right, rep ABJ*wink*) waiting for wrong parking.

Okay! It was good knowing y'all, but i'm keen on meeting you guys in 44days(didn't know i kept tab on the days left).

Yeah i know i write nonsense, but 2016 in UI i'll address that.

Awesomeness i'd say was this thread, but the BEST remains everyone i met on this thread and in UI.

To y'all we bantered together, to y'all i met and will still meet, you rock.

You got admitted in '15, Thank God, you failed, Thank God, '16 will be better.

I cant mention anybody(feeling clumsy 'bout that) but know that i love you, you, you and you, and i appreciate your contributions in making this year, unforgettable.

Nattygeneral, thanks man, Jossyluv1 for the thread, Geedot(weyrey) my respects, Zezeny that was a wrong way to know your moniker, Horpeyemmi666 i greet you, Olatunji21, Treasuregr8, Misspresident, ajosegabriel and my fellow coursemates, see you, when i see you.

Bhunmhite(i cant forget those expensive plays we had ).

Chai! PrinceCEE, P0lymath, Estijaz, Holamarcy, Ogunsinamayowa, Cutebumzy**, Mhizfranca, Mhizdeedy(though you deactivated), IamLucy, Fembleez1, Mistytohcute, Tushwitch, Vibra, Cleverj01, Taylor184, Bobolizm, Anonymousartist(thanks bro, for your invaluable support all through), Augster, Vcojoro*, Tommybob, FrancisTony(hope your wifes and kids according to Pr0ton are fine?) Colluzzuz, Becborn, Viickerz(TaoBalinga sounds berra*in Mancunan accent) Kelechiug, Sexykaycee, Oluwakstar(bro i no kill myself lol), and all the Whatsapp crew.

Sister Kingdomdaughter and Brother ThankyouJESUS, Okay

My brother and partner GetOvaMe.

Happy New Year.

@the bolded, I can't do any better than correcting the monicker.


for u to know about Oliver de Coque's hit "father father" means that u're well grounded in Igbo's High Life"



Buh thumbs up on those monickers u pulled up there. U really archived them... My head is really rusty on those monickers but na only u waka carry them come

along01:



Hehe Bro, What's good?? Been a while Mhen.. I hope u still remember me from last year's thread.

Yeah... How are you doing?

Wow. This group still dey?

Lol.. Shout out to everyone here.. Cassyrooy, protein, getovame, fembleez, e.t.c

I hope u peeps are prepping for resumption..
Its unfortunate for me not to get admission..

Fembleez, ur story still inspires me

Cassyrooy, my nigger.. I miss u bro.. You are wat people in my area call ' omo aye'

Getovame.. U are a boss..

Proton ( protein )

I love you all #no homo

U are part of the people that made my 2015 sweet

I love and miss all you guy.. I really do

Sobs

As nobody remember my own moniker, I don vex . I won't talk to anyone of you again this year.

..

..

Pr0ton:


He should be a fresher like us then...



You mean you have been a staylite even before this year admission process began? Like applying for this post utme as a staylite already?

Yeah.. I just got in for Geology.

yes I am ,200lv geology

Hope you have a year that is happy, cheerful, joyful, energetic, prosperous, bright, glowing, perfect and filled with all the joys of the world that can be imagined… Happy New Year 2016 to all…

Oh! Ohh!! Ohhh!!!

How else do I need to shout to let u know that it seems as if I just moved into 2015 from 2014. By 2017, I'll feel as if I had moved from 2015 to 2016 and that's how time flies.

It seemed like an easy thing through His redundant GRACE but only the dead and those hospitalised will tell of how hapless they were to be victims of the bad side of last year. Many scaled through 2014 into 2015 but couldn't scale through 2015.

What more can I say. Life is the main requisite and criterion. We've gotten lots of reasons to curse last year so do we've lots of reasons to bless and be grateful for last year. I can't certainly forget October 1st of last year as I saw my name in the merit list under mechanical engineering department. I also had bad moments last year but in all there's always equilibrium evenly distributed between our bad and good moments last year. But the gift of life supersedes all other things we've witnessed last year.

It's not definitely easy seeing this year. Even at this second I posted this, many just died now. Many just died at the second bridging this year and last year. But here we are, in a new year full of grace, greater exploits, lots of accomplishable visions and goals, divine favours and uplifting.
I could go on and on but the epistle will not end.

Hurray!!!

We made it into the YEAR 2016...

As I promised just a week back that I'll wish u all a Happy New Year, am now here to make up to my promise.


I wish you a Happy New Year full of prosperity and accomplishments!!!

happy new year everbody. i still dey dance for church sha.........

am just typing in church

Tommybob:
baba my end dey tight baje... exam tinz..


wait ooo, all this ladies re in pharmacy *woow* oya gimme their link up line... i wan make friendly enemy with em.. lol




shifting resumption?? i don't get ur question well ooo...maybe u can rephrase it in a better way *picks race to church*

as for bhuumite, she's been taken already by Pr0ton.
treasuregr8 was my deaconness in the ministry I once had. As for misspresident, e be like say cassyrooy dey eye am somehow.


so make u and I continue our ultimate search for our own babes. Buh u can't be alone all these while in UI

so am the only one left out to continue the search


at the bolded, I mean, since we're meant to resume by Feb 13, can anything alter the resumption date by shifting it forward a bit

mathefaro:
As nobody remember my own moniker, I don vex . I won't talk to anyone of you again this year.

Buh I remembered u last year ni

mathefaro:
As nobody remember my own moniker, I don vex . I won't talk to anyone of you again this year.

lol happy new year.