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I hate s:ex.

Buh seriously I hate d above.

I'm 20 yrs

They r always 20 evry year

ONE told me yesterday that if she had sex with me, she will just hate me 4rever and i was like in my mind dats good news.

I am single

Or
My relationship s nuin serious.
Smh

They're all in relationship

I'm on my p*r!0ð.

mizquote:
I hate s:ex.

Buh seriously I hate d above.

Really !!

wwhitewitch:
ONE told me yesterday that if she had sex with me, she will just hate me 4rever and i was like in my mind dats good news.

Lol . .. Seriously !! "I'd just tell her Baby pls Hate me"

I'm a virgin
Team till wedding night

HateU2:
I'm a virgin
Team till wedding night

Really?

1 “I didn’t expect anything from you anyway.”
What it means: She expected quite a bit from
you, in fact – now that you’ve split ties with
her – the book of baby names she bought will
undoubtedly go to waste.
Why they use it: To project the fact that
they’re independent and by no means
emotionally invested in you.
Used in a sentence: “Oh, we’re breaking up…
now? That’s fine, I didn’t expect anything from
you anyway.”
Synonyms: We weren’t anything, anyway
2. “I promise I won’t get mad.”
What it means: Wait and see how mad I’m
about to get.
Why they use it: To entice you into divulging
something you wouldn’t have, prior.
Used in a sentence: “Just tell me the truth,
everything, I promise I won’t get mad.”
Synonyms: I don’t care, just tell me; Just tell
me now and I’ll forget about it
3. “I’m not the type to get jealous…”
What it means: Something just made me
jealous.
Why they use it: To provide themselves with
some feigned confidence.
Used in a sentence: “I saw you check out that
girl, good thing I’m not the type to get jealous
or else we’d have a problem.”
Synonyms: She was gross
4. “We were bar hopping.”
What it means: There was probably a club, or
two, as well as a dude’s apartment involved.
Why they use it: Because “bar hopping”
sounds fun-loving and innocent.
Used in a sentence: “Yeah, it was a girls’
night, we just went bar hopping.”
Synonyms: Bounced around some dive bars;
We had a low-key night; It was an early night
5. “I don’t care about her, she’s in your
past.”
What it means: I really haven’t been able to
do much of anything since I saw you like her
Instagram.
Why they use it: To make it known that she’s
aware of your dating history and ensure that it
remains “history.”
Used in a sentence: “Your ex texted you? True,
I don’t care about her, she’s in your past.”
Synonyms: Whatever; She’s old news; Do you
still want her?
6. “I’m on my period.”
What it means: We ain’t having sex!
Why they use it: Because they ain’t trying to
have sex with your sorry ass!
Used in a sentence: “Stay right there, I’m on
my period.”
Synonyms: It’s my time of the month; I don’t
think you’re going to wanna go down there;
These sheets are new; Yeah, I’ve got the new
stringless tampons
7. “Sorry my phone’s dying and the charger
is on the other side of the room.”
What it means: You just got ignored via text.
Why they use it: To seem polite, even though
they just blatantly ignored a string of your text
messages.
Used in a sentence: “Sorry, my phone’s dying
and the charger is on the other side of the
room – I’m just getting these now.” […Weeks
later.]
Synonyms: I’m sorry, the number you have
reached is not in service or is temporarily
disconnected
8. “I’ve only had sex with [insert low number
here] people.”
What it means: I’ve had sex with [that tiny
number of] people, multiplied by three.
Why they use it: To appear more sexually
selective than they might be.
Used in a sentence: “I’ve only had sex with
three people, and I’m just keeping the Costco-
sized box of dental dams in the closet for my
roommate.”
Synonyms: I’m a virgin

StefanSalvatore:
I'm 20 yrs
They r always 20 evry year

most tyms 18

I dnt have air time on my phone

yrs ago I was disvirgin by a guy forcefully. *yinmu*

Topestbilly:
yrs ago I was disvirgin by a guy forcefully. *yinmu*

lols men ,wat if she was truelly forcefully disvirgined lols.