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How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Nobody:
I met her on Christmas day and the following conversation ensued.

ME: Hi dear.
HER: Hi
ME: you are very cute.
HER: Thank you
ME: please whats ur name?
HER: cynthia.
ME. Nice name, please can we've a date tomorrow?
HER : What do you do for a living?
ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that has possibility of high returns.
HER : Wow, that's amazing. like stock exchange or Something like that?.
ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investment, analyzing and investing in business opportunities around England, Spain, Germany, Italy just to mention a few..
HER : *smiling* OK, that explains your good looks all through! No problem, we'll see tomorrow.

If only she knew i was talking about bet9ja, nairabet, nairastake and 1960bet.

Lalasticlala happy new year.
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Nobody: 11:44am On Jan 07, 2016
Fuqing hilarious. grin grin grin
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by donTbone(m): 11:45am On Jan 07, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You should be the CEO of
awonwerey100% gang
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Laveda(f): 11:45am On Jan 07, 2016
cheesy
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Xcex: 11:49am On Jan 07, 2016
u just succeeded in messing up his brain to ur advantage, i'm like ine gbu ozu na high sea
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Geraraheremehn: 11:50am On Jan 07, 2016
Laveda:
cheesy
The lady just liked the op it doesn't mean it will work for another girl
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by obiorathesubtle: 11:55am On Jan 07, 2016
undecided who has seen Darven recently?
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Laveda(f): 11:55am On Jan 07, 2016
Geraraheremehn:
The lady just liked the op it doesn't mean it will work for another girl
That's true..but the lady was just too dumb though..
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Nobody: 11:57am On Jan 07, 2016
LMAO, just like unilag ladies.
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jan 07, 2016
@OP. you must be a "container on the sea"? Person.
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Emodeee: 12:05pm On Jan 07, 2016
Laveda:
cheesy
u r nt pretty bt u've got an attractive boobz.
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Spikkylee: 12:08pm On Jan 07, 2016
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Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by wordbank(m): 12:09pm On Jan 07, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
undecided who has seen Darven recently?
I still dey take one eye dey find d maga
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by obiorathesubtle: 12:18pm On Jan 07, 2016
wordbank:
I still dey take one eye dey find d maga
undecided me sef.. I wonder if dem don ban am for life
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Nobody: 12:41pm On Jan 07, 2016
hehehehe grin grin
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by 2dice(m): 1:24pm On Jan 07, 2016
Alabi Goons
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jan 07, 2016
If you're yourself and a girl doesn't like you, it means she just doesn't like you!

Move on to the next girl and if she still doesn't like you, keep moving on. Surely you'll find a girl who likes you just the way you are.
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by czarr(m): 2:09pm On Jan 07, 2016
Emodeee:
u r nt pretty bt u've got an attractive boobz.
did you really have to start with 'ure not pretty?' That's harsh bro undecided
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by ovugoo: 2:55pm On Jan 07, 2016
Alobam
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by 3rdlegxxx(m): 3:00pm On Jan 07, 2016
lmao!! damn, this guy killed it, nice ones, if this is real, i can only imagine what you would have been doing with the lady ever since this said day...
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by meeky007(m): 3:10pm On Jan 07, 2016
STUPID GIRL VS STUPID BOY
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by ashewoboy(m): 3:16pm On Jan 07, 2016
[quote author=Diddyydiva post=41743663][/quote]ugly face with an empty head.
I don't luv you again.
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by firstking01(m): 3:20pm On Jan 07, 2016
Emodeee:
u r nt pretty bt u've got an attractive boobz.
chai...una gather mind here o grin
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Elzends(m): 3:21pm On Jan 07, 2016
Lie of life
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by hatux: 3:29pm On Jan 07, 2016
This Op can lie o.. Saw this on a thread on frontpage this morning, now you claiming you truly had the conversation on Xmas day.

God is watching you in 4D grin
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by firstking01(m): 3:30pm On Jan 07, 2016
Sept20:
If you're yourself and a girl doesn't like you, it means she just doesn't like you!

Move on to the next girl and if she still doesn't like you, keep moving on. Surely you'll find a girl who likes you just the way you are.
sooo effing true...i kept advicing my friends neva to relent or get weary of falling inlove grin...esp those ones who come here to cry foul of hw dey are heartbrokened by their gfs/bfs, tagging all guys/gals as being d same wen in most cases it's just their first or 2nd experience in dating...my advice, dnt give up on love...it will find u smdaecheesy
Re: How I Made A Lady Fall For Me In Few Seconds. by Nobody: 7:12pm On Jan 07, 2016
ashewoboy:
ugly face with an empty head. I don't luv you again.
like I care undecided
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