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Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:22pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Hadez:Hmmm. You have a very bleak sense of humor, newbie. So tell me, have you in fact witnessed this phenomenon yourself, or did you just agree with the OP by rote? |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:22pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1:go away! |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Lsofdk(m): 8:23pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
naughtynaughty:egbon naughty if you want to touch it, come and touch 1 Like |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
naughtynaughty:So even youself dey categorize pυssy as unpleasant, you wey get am |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:smh |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Rollar:abeg dnt misquote me |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:31pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Lsofdk:wu is ur egbon? |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by IamLEGEND1: 8:31pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
naughtynaughty:Ur name na naughty (TWICE!) and u dey form holy now?
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Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
QueenValerie:If life really was tit for tat, I'd acquire tats at wholesale prices and spend the rest of my life getting †̥its. But we both know it just doesn't work that way, don't we darlin'? |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1:whr did u c holy in my post? Lol |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:37pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Rollar:Hi,hello . Yeah I know but this is NL so... |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by IamLEGEND1: 8:38pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
naughtynaughty:so why u dey pursue me when u suppose dey yarn me something like come onto me,Oh ye Legend.
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Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:43pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1:yeah? Come thee unto me Legend, harken unto my cry..oh come unto me faster 1 Like |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by IamLEGEND1: 8:46pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
naughtynaughty:See now we talking,girl. just don't complain when it slips into the wrong hole. |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
QueenValerie:Wow, so NL operates on different rules. In that case *bows with a flourish and hands her majesty a pair of tats* Your humble vassal awaits his recompense milady |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Rollar:Then to the dungens with you! 1 Like |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
QueenValerie:Ha!! I trusted thee, oh treacherous wench. Oh mercy Cupid, how keen thine arrows sting 1 Like |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 9:01pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Rollar:oh ,you're good |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Lsofdk(m): 9:03pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
naughtynaughty: |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
QueenValerie:You're even better. Someone's had a lot of practice So, better not hold my breath on the tat then |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by 7footre(m): 9:11pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
You gotta make sure the little man is okay, from time to time. |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Rollar:Better? but you made the last zinger.Nope don't hold it. |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by johnson232: 9:25pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
naughtynaughty:Are u contesting for the NL 2016 president of silly thread openers? If u are, u already got my vote.... Do remember to pay homage after ur victory... Goodluck... |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
QueenValerie:Heh A guy's gotta try. So what's your story Queen? |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 9:28pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
johnson232:K |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1:*coveringmybigbumbum* |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Lsofdk:come here booboo *warmhug* luv u too hon |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Rollar:My story? |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by IamLEGEND1: 9:54pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
naughtynaughty:u mean to tell me you got the fat ass? havent you heard? I've got a booty shrine in my backyard #iWorshipThatShit |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1:dt ass is soo biigg it drags my steps bck sumtymzz. Phhrrrrgggg..do u nid sme fr ur gf? |
Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by IamLEGEND1: 10:11pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
naughtynaughty:I would, if I had a gf . But u already made an offer,so I'll be coming to collect soon. + DP stalking mode re-activated.
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Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1:*biggrin* |
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