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Addicted2Women:
These are all bullshit.
Telling me how Jesus feed 1 million people with a loaf of bread and five fishes.
This was similar story they told us in primary school how the tortoise fell from heaven and cracked it's shell that's why it's shell is still in patches.

Fictional stories that never happened.

The most annoying thing is "They keep showing us a picture of an insane man" and tell us this is Jesus Christ.
Jesus was allegedly born around 1245, that's about 5 million years ago, when there was no camera.
How did you come up with a picture of a man who died 5 million years ago when there was no camera ??

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

Its over 2000 years ago not 5million.

timilehing:
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Addicted2Women:
These are all bullshit.
Telling me how Jesus feed 1 million people with a loaf of bread and five fishes.
This was similar story they told us in primary school how the tortoise fell from heaven and cracked it's shell that's why it's shell is still in patches.

Fictional stories that never happened.

The most annoying thing is "They keep showing us a picture of an insane man" and tell us this is Jesus Christ.
Jesus was allegedly born around 1245, that's about 5 million years ago, when there was no camera.
How did you come up with a picture of a man who died 5 million years ago when there was no camera ??

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

egbon e never reach 5million years oooo
you nor do maths?1245- present date...
talking trash about your creator

"Oh son of man, stop wallowing in your gullibility and realise that all these things you wrote and all the other stuff written in a book by so-called 40 'inspired men' are balderdash."

Addicted2Women:
These are all bullshit.
Telling me how Jesus feed 1 million people with a loaf of bread and five fishes.
This was similar story they told us in primary school how the tortoise fell from heaven and cracked it's shell that's why it's shell is still in patches.

Fictional stories that never happened.

The most annoying thing is "They keep showing us a picture of an insane man" and tell us this is Jesus Christ.
Jesus was allegedly born around 1245, that's about 5 million years ago, when there was no camera.
How did you come up with a picture of a man who died 5 million years ago when there was no camera ??

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

Are u saying dat bible is lying?

mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

He Walked on water.

I will recommend you read quran chapter 3 from verse 40.there you will see the story of Jesus,he was sent to the Israel not the whole world.is a pity how the bible has since been distorted.All his miracle are clearly stated, just the same way Allah granted miracle to all other prophets.Jesus never called himself God nor son of God,not even in the Bible ,but a prophet to the people of Israel.

darkhorizon:
From your statement,Jesus is a messenger to the children of Israel,why should we here in Nigeria be worried about him.

mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

walking on water

darkhorizon:
From your statement,Jesus is a messenger to the children of Israel,why should we here in Nigeria be worried about him.

You're right

Why shd I bothered about him?

mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

It is called PRINCIPLE or LAW of FLOATATION.
u can google it for detail. or get a Physics text book from a secondary sch student.
Besides, from all indication, u dont av science back-ground, cos if u do, u wont ask such question. and if u dont av science background, even if u read Phsics text book, u cant understand it.

INTROVERT:
OP.. your argument is flawed because most of the 'laws' weren't laws then.

They were, read ur Bible very well or ur common sense!

Addicted2Women:
These are all bullshit.
Telling me how Jesus feed 1 million people with a loaf of bread and five fishes.
This was similar story they told us in primary school how the tortoise fell from heaven and cracked it's shell that's why it's shell is still in patches.

Fictional stories that never happened.

The most annoying thing is "They keep showing us a picture of an insane man" and tell us this is Jesus Christ.
Jesus was allegedly born around 1245, that's about 5 million years ago, when there was no camera.
How did you come up with a picture of a man who died 5 million years ago when there was no camera ??

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

You must have heard of the world "Revelation" buh not really familiar with it.......or the actual context of the world itself. Why am I not surprised ......... Dig up the net extensively before posting or commenting. Though you are free to your opinion buh bashing people's idea or believe is somewhat unacceptable #NoOffence

Click LIKE if you love Jesus?

Gaskia!

na which remaining basket of food jesus follower carry go?

abi na bread wey them write for paper?

mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

Achimide's principle

obinrinrere:
I will recommend you read quran chapter 3 from verse 40.there you will see the story of Jesus,he was sent to the Israel not the whole world.is a pity how the bible has since been distorted.All his miracle are clearly stated, just the same way Allah granted miracle to all other prophets.Jesus never called himself God nor son of God,not even in the Bible ,but a prophet to the people of Israel.

An alfa turned pastor Said if you really want to dig the Quran, there was a line or phrase removed from the Quran which acknowledge that Jesus was born of the spirit. I really don't know how true it is.....coz I don't read the Quran.....and let alone going extra length to rooting it!!!

Mind you, all other prophets were of man....... (natural process of birth)

Gaskia:
Christ the Son of The Almighty Himself said: I CAME TO FULFIL THE LAWS....He came to fulfil the Eternal Laws of God as contained in His Father's Will from time to time and foerver:

1) On His birth, that the foetus was fomed by the ovary alone is not true. If you believe in the Creative Power of the Holy Spirit, the you will know that a male spermatozoa was caused to be involved without you knowing how. Christ would not violate His Will and Laws, He is not like a Nigerian Leader who makes the laws and violates it.

2. That you did not observe the molecular combinations and changes at the point of converting water to wine does not mean it did not happen. Pfrof Gabriel Onyibo, a Nigerian born US based scientist propounded that only one element (hydrogen) exists, other matters are derivatives or compounds of hydrogen. At the right conditions, wood could be made gold if the appropriate atoms of hydrogen are combined. What you do not see exists, just like the microbes you cannot see with your naked eyes unless you apply a microscope with the right strength. Christ caused the chemistry to occur in unimaginable speed. Chemistry was not overthrown but quickened.

3. Walking on the sea? ask those who stay in the polar regions like Norway and Sweden, they have had cause to walk on the sea depending on the state of the water...liquid or solid. Also, that Christ has the Power to cause the elements of water to come closer and support a certain weight does not imply violation of the laws of floatation. He makes the conditions for the conditions for floatation to exist.

4. Feeding 5000? Remember man shall not live by bread alone? Drink from the fountain of life? Eat and drink of my flesh and blood to remember me?
All these confirm that He fed the 5000 with the Living Word and they were filled...not material fish and loaf.

5. Trinity? The concept of Trinity does not violate the laws of arithmetis. Imagine a democracy where you have the executive , legialature and judiciary. All of them put together in harmony represent ONE GOVERNMENT. The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit represent a Devinw Truine. They act and swing in Harmony and are One. Break a magnet into three parts and each part posseses north and south pole, join the three pieces back and you have just one north and south pole.

6. Yes Jesus Christ arose and is alive and He is Life forever but not with the earthly body.
The bible said fear not he who can destroy the flesh but not the spirit. It means the spirit of every being lives on after casting off the material body.
Some people who knew Christ 'saw' but could not recognise Christ until their eyes were open; He walked into a locked room after His resurection, He ascended but not all saw the ascension. The Bible also states that flesh and bone have nothing to do with the Kingdom of Heaven....Christ could not have passed through Heaven with flesh and bone. He did not arise with the phyaical body, dust had reunited with dust while Jesus Christ ascended to the Father and reunited with Him.
NO LAW OF GOD WAS VIOLATED, BROKEN OR OVERTHROWN BY CHRIST.

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Gaskia:
Christ the Son of The Almighty Himself said: I CAME TO FULFIL THE LAWS....He came to fulfil the Eternal Laws of God as contained in His Father's Will from time to time and foerver:

1) On His birth, that the foetus was fomed by the ovary alone is not true. If you believe in the Creative Power of the Holy Spirit, the you will know that a male spermatozoa was caused to be involved without you knowing how. Christ would not violate His Will and Laws, He is not like a Nigerian Leader who makes the laws and violates it.

2. That you did not observe the molecular combinations and changes at the point of converting water to wine does not mean it did not happen. Pfrof Gabriel Onyibo, a Nigerian born US based scientist propounded that only one element (hydrogen) exists, other matters are derivatives or compounds of hydrogen. At the right conditions, wood could be made gold if the appropriate atoms of hydrogen are combined. What you do not see exists, just like the microbes you cannot see with your naked eyes unless you apply a microscope with the right strength. Christ caused the chemistry to occur in unimaginable speed. Chemistry was not overthrown but quickened.

3. Walking on the sea? ask those who stay in the polar regions like Norway and Sweden, they have had cause to walk on the sea depending on the state of the water...liquid or solid. Also, that Christ has the Power to cause the elements of water to come closer and support a certain weight does not imply violation of the laws of floatation. He makes the conditions for the conditions for floatation to exist.

4. Feeding 5000? Remember man shall not live by bread alone? Drink from the fountain of life? Eat and drink of my flesh and blood to remember me?
All these confirm that He fed the 5000 with the Living Word and they were filled...not material fish and loaf.

5. Trinity? The concept of Trinity does not violate the laws of arithmetis. Imagine a democracy where you have the executive , legialature and judiciary. All of them put together in harmony represent ONE GOVERNMENT. The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit represent a Devinw Truine. They act and swing in Harmony and are One. Break a magnet into three parts and each part posseses north and south pole, join the three pieces back and you have just one north and south pole.

6. Yes Jesus Christ arose and is alive and He is Life forever but not with the earthly body.
The bible said fear not he who can destroy the flesh but not the spirit. It means the spirit of every being lives on after casting off the material body.
Some people who knew Christ 'saw' but could not recognise Christ until their eyes were open; He walked into a locked room after His resurection, He ascended but not all saw the ascension. The Bible also states that flesh and bone have nothing to do with the Kingdom of Heaven....Christ could not have passed through Heaven with flesh and bone. He did not arise with the phyaical body, dust had reunited with dust while Jesus Christ ascended to the Father and reunited with Him.
NO LAW OF GOD WAS VIOLATED, BROKEN OR OVERTHROWN BY CHRIST.

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Addicted2Women:
OK
Let me believe you.
He wrote an evil book and people abide by those bullshit he wrote.
Jesus is fake.
The bible is fake.
Mohammed is fake
Hell is fake
Heaven is fake.

In Koran, Mohammed's followers are instructed to kill.
In the bible many atrocities were written, telling people to kill every first born of a certain tribe.
God killed a man because he slept with his brothers wife and refused to pour his sperm into the woman's Virgina as instructed by God.
I don't want to bring out all the atrocities in there.

And you will go to heaven after abiding by that fuccking book ??
Religion is a big scam

see how foolish ur judgement is? Its people like you that are so full of themself. May God forgive u. U think you know whereas u know absolutely nothing. I just pray for the day that u will realise that u r wasting ur essense. Maybe on ur death bed nd u will have no other option but to go to hell nd perish. May God forgive u. You think its ur right to be alive? Or its ur right to be hail and healthy. Let no man decjeve you with empty philosophy.

Addicted2Women:
These are all bullshit.
Telling me how Jesus feed 1 million people with a loaf of bread and five fishes.
This was similar story they told us in primary school how the tortoise fell from heaven and cracked it's shell that's why it's shell is still in patches.

Fictional stories that never happened.

The most annoying thing is "They keep showing us a picture of an insane man" and tell us this is Jesus Christ.
Jesus was allegedly born around 1245, that's about 5 million years ago, when there was no camera.
How did you come up with a picture of a man who died 5 million years ago when there was no camera ??

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

hope you've taken that fresh Onitsha skunk with dry Ibadan cow dung today

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obinrinrere:
I will recommend you read quran chapter 3 from verse 40.there you will see the story of Jesus,he was sent to the Israel not the whole world.is a pity how the bible has since been distorted.All his miracle are clearly stated, just the same way Allah granted miracle to all other prophets.Jesus never called himself God nor son of God,not even in the Bible ,but a prophet to the people of Israel.

Go ye into the world and preach the gospel to every creature. Mark 16:15. I thought you said it's not in the bible

obinrinrere:
I will recommend you read quran chapter 3 from verse 40.there you will see the story of Jesus,he was sent to the Israel not the whole world.is a pity how the bible has since been distorted.All his miracle are clearly stated, just the same way Allah granted miracle to all other prophets.Jesus never called himself God nor son of God,not even in the Bible ,but a prophet to the people of Israel.

Go ye into the world and preach the gospel to every creature. Mark 16:15. I thought you said it's not in the bible

ikbnice:
In the Bible, Jesus broke some laws:

1. He first broke the law of biology by coming to this world through a virgin. If you ask a doctor they will tell you it is impossible.


2. He broke the law of chemistry by turning water to wine.


3. He broke the law of physics by walking on sea.


4. He broke the law of economics by feeding 5,000 people with just 5 loafs and 2 fishes.


5. He also disagreed to mathematics which say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he said 1+1+1 is equal to 1 ( TheTrinity ).


6. He broke the law of nature, he died and came back alive.


And He shall break any law binding you down for a miraculous turn-around for greatness. click LIKE if you believe.

Wow

Addicted2Women:
These are all bullshit.
Telling me how Jesus feed 1 million people with a loaf of bread and five fishes.
This was similar story they told us in primary school how the tortoise fell from heaven and cracked it's shell that's why it's shell is still in patches.

Fictional stories that never happened.

The most annoying thing is "They keep showing us a picture of an insane man" and tell us this is Jesus Christ.
Jesus was allegedly born around 1245, that's about 5 million years ago, when there was no camera.
How did you come up with a picture of a man who died 5 million years ago when there was no camera ??

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

there were artists then, talented artists can draw what looks like camera images

mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

He defied gravitation when. He ascended to heaven

EMMAXBLESS I catch you DEy view this topic but u know sey na lie.. It's just a might where pix

Addicted2Women:
These are all bullshit.
Telling me how Jesus feed 1 million people with a loaf of bread and five fishes.
This was similar story they told us in primary school how the tortoise fell from heaven and cracked it's shell that's why it's shell is still in patches.

Fictional stories that never happened.

The most annoying thing is "They keep showing us a picture of an insane man" and tell us this is Jesus Christ.
Jesus was allegedly born around 1245, that's about 5 million years ago, when there was no camera.
How did you come up with a picture of a man who died 5 million years ago when there was no camera ??

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

You must be an atheist or a philosopher. addicted2women .phD. U dnt even know maths. Adam was not made 50,000 yrs ago not 2 talk ofJesus coming 2 earth 5million yrs ago

Addicted2Women:
These are all bullshit.
Telling me how Jesus feed 1 million people with a loaf of bread and five fishes.
This was similar story they told us in primary school how the tortoise fell from heaven and cracked it's shell that's why it's shell is still in patches.

Fictional stories that never happened.

The most annoying thing is "They keep showing us a picture of an insane man" and tell us this is Jesus Christ.
Jesus was allegedly born around 1245, that's about 5 million years ago, when there was no camera.
How did you come up with a picture of a man who died 5 million years ago when there was no camera ??

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

You must be an atheist or a philosopher. addicted2women .phD. U dnt even know maths. Adam was not made 50,000 yrs ago not 2 talk ofJesus coming 2 earth 5million yrs ago

ikbnice:
In the Bible, Jesus broke some laws:

1. He first broke the law of biology by coming to this world through a virgin. If you ask a doctor they will tell you it is impossible.


2. He broke the law of chemistry by turning water to wine.


3. He broke the law of physics by walking on sea.


4. He broke the law of economics by feeding 5,000 people with just 5 loafs and 2 fishes.


[s]5. He also disagreed to mathematics which say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he said 1+1+1 is equal to 1 ( TheTrinity ).[/s]


6. He broke the law of nature, he died and came back alive.


And He shall break any law binding you down for a miraculous turn-around for greatness. click LIKE if you believe.

Show me the bible verse or adonbelief it

mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

law of gravity bro... he ascended to heaven

mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

The LAW OF FLOATAION: states that a body which is partially or totally emersed into a liquid will float if it weight is equall to the upthrust force exarted on it by the the liqiud.





NOTE: The weight of a floating body is equall to the weight of the liquid displaced by it.

winner01:
The Creator of the universe is not bound by His created laws.

Is Jesus the creator of the universe?

Addicted2Women:
OK
Let me believe you.
He wrote an evil book and people abide by those bullshit he wrote.
Jesus is fake.
The bible is fake.
Mohammed is fake
Hell is fake
Heaven is fake.

In Koran, Mohammed's followers are instructed to kill.
In the bible many atrocities were written, telling people to kill every first born of a certain tribe.
God killed a man because he slept with his brothers wife and refused to pour his sperm into the woman's Virgina as instructed by God.
I don't want to bring out all the atrocities in there.

And you will go to heaven after abiding by that fuccking book ??
Religion is a big scam

Satan has successfully deceived you.Things of God are not carnally decerned.You need to open up your heart and let Christ do a whole reformation in you.

Addicted2Women:
These are all bullshit.
Telling me how Jesus feed 1 million people with a loaf of bread and five fishes.
This was similar story they told us in primary school how the tortoise fell from heaven and cracked it's shell that's why it's shell is still in patches.

Fictional stories that never happened.

The most annoying thing is "They keep showing us a picture of an insane man" and tell us this is Jesus Christ.
Jesus was allegedly born around 1245, that's about 5 million years ago, when there was no camera.
How did you come up with a picture of a man who died 5 million years ago when there was no camera ??

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

. Guy I thought u have sometin upstairs I never knew ur just a mugu, its 2000 years not 5 million years. Learn how to us data before posting trash on nairaland.

ikbnice:
In the Bible, Jesus broke some laws:

1. He first broke the law of biology by coming to this world through a virgin. If you ask a doctor they will tell you it is impossible.


2. He broke the law of chemistry by turning water to wine.


3. He broke the law of physics by walking on sea.


4. He broke the law of economics by feeding 5,000 people with just 5 loafs and 2 fishes.


5. He also disagreed to mathematics which say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he said 1+1+1 is equal to 1 ( TheTrinity ).


6. He broke the law of nature, he died and came back alive.


And He shall break any law binding you down for a miraculous turn-around for greatness. click LIKE if you believe.

Those things you just mentioned are rules. There is a difference between laws and rules. God set laws in motion but man give rules.