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6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by ikbnice(m): 7:22am On Jan 10, 2016
In the Bible, Jesus broke some laws:

1. He first broke the law of biology by coming to this world through a virgin. If you ask a doctor they will tell you it is impossible.


2. He broke the law of chemistry by turning water to wine.


3. He broke the law of physics by walking on sea.


4. He broke the law of economics by feeding 5,000 people with just 5 loafs and 2 fishes.


5. He also disagreed to mathematics which say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he said 1+1+1 is equal to 1 ( TheTrinity ).


6. He broke the law of nature, he died and came back alive.


And He shall break any law binding you down for a miraculous turn-around for greatness. click LIKE if you believe.

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Deapexboy(m): 7:25am On Jan 10, 2016
ok


modify:

so this post hit FP

NL MOD's sha anything about Jesus and church hitting FP only on Sundays



FTC

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by INTROVERT(f): 7:27am On Jan 10, 2016
OP.. your argument is flawed because most of the 'laws' weren't laws then.

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by mrphysics(m): 7:29am On Jan 10, 2016
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by flyingdutchman(m): 7:32am On Jan 10, 2016
Amen!!! I believe!!!
Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by brunofarad(m): 7:33am On Jan 10, 2016
Christ is above physical definitions

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Arbiola(f): 7:35am On Jan 10, 2016
That's Jesus!!!!!!!
























Abeg how many likes for Jesus

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by winner01(m): 7:53am On Jan 10, 2016
The Creator of the universe is not bound by His created laws.

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Nobody: 8:01am On Jan 10, 2016
I'm glad you said "...in the Bible "

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by malvisguy212: 8:34am On Jan 10, 2016
kolawaxxy:
I'm glad you said "...in the Bible "
miracle happened, don't this miracle and supernatural occurrences breach this laws in physics ? God is a spirit (luke 4:24) the law of nature do not apply to spirit.

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Bakrabas: 8:51am On Jan 10, 2016
ikbnice:
In the Bible, Jesus broke some laws:

1. He first broke the law of biology by coming to this world through a virgin. If you ask a doctor they will tell you it is impossible.


2. He broke the law of chemistry by turning water to wine.


3. He broke the law of physics by walking on sea.


4. He broke the law of economics by feeding 5,000 people with just 5 loafs and 2 fishes.


5. He also disagreed to mathematics which say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he said 1+1+1 is equal to 1 ( TheTrinity ).


6. He broke the law of nature, he died and came back alive.


And He shall break any law binding you down for a miraculous turn-around for greatness. click LIKE if you believe.


cc lalasticlala

u dis xtians smtyms,ok if jesus brok d law of biology tru virgin mary wat wil u say abt adam n eve dat didnt pass tru anytin...lol

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by pesty100(m): 9:17am On Jan 10, 2016
INTROVERT:
OP.. your argument is flawed because most of the 'laws' weren't laws then.
. Natural laws will always be, whether discovered or otherwise

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Addicted2Women: 9:24am On Jan 10, 2016
Who wrote the bible ??

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by timilehing(m): 9:25am On Jan 10, 2016
촘마? ㅊㄴ차ㅕ?

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Addicted2Women: 9:25am On Jan 10, 2016
These are all bullshit.
Telling me how Jesus feed 1 million people with a loaf of bread and five fishes.
This was similar story they told us in primary school how the tortoise fell from heaven and cracked it's shell that's why it's shell is still in patches.

Fictional stories that never happened.

The most annoying thing is "They keep showing us a picture of an insane man" and tell us this is Jesus Christ.
Jesus was allegedly born around 1245, that's about 5 million years ago, when there was no camera.
How did you come up with a picture of a man who died 5 million years ago when there was no camera ??

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by engrshakespeare: 9:26am On Jan 10, 2016
Arbiola:
That's Jesus!!!!!!!























Abeg how many likes for Jesus


U be Jesus

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by allanphash7(m): 9:27am On Jan 10, 2016
Lies

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by importexpert(m): 9:28am On Jan 10, 2016
g

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Demmocrats(m): 9:28am On Jan 10, 2016
I understand what the OP is saying, in summary nothing is impossible with GOD, i claim the blessing IJN



Amen!!!

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by pesty100(m): 9:28am On Jan 10, 2016
He also broke the law of reproduction by never having an erection

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by joystickextend1(m): 9:28am On Jan 10, 2016
smileyHmmm

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by amnesty7: 9:29am On Jan 10, 2016
About biology, what will you say about Adam that had neither a father nor a mother?
Where in the Bible did Jesus invent the 1+1+1 =1 ? I mean Jesus NOT Paul.

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Abuhumaira: 9:30am On Jan 10, 2016
Ok
Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by kayalla(f): 9:30am On Jan 10, 2016
allanphash7:
Lies

which part?

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by kennyman2000(m): 9:30am On Jan 10, 2016
Hmmmmm....
Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by afo4real(m): 9:30am On Jan 10, 2016
Addicted2Women:
Who wrote the bible ??
Apostle Paul

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by missKiffy(f): 9:33am On Jan 10, 2016
I believe, must I click like to show I believe

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by allanphash7(m): 9:33am On Jan 10, 2016
Everything about jesus cos he's fake
kayalla:


which part?

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Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Addicted2Women: 9:35am On Jan 10, 2016
afo4real:
Apostle Paul

OK
Let me believe you.
He wrote an evil book and people abide by those bullshit he wrote.
Jesus is fake.
The bible is fake.
Mohammed is fake
Hell is fake
Heaven is fake.

In Koran, Mohammed's followers are instructed to kill.
In the bible many atrocities were written, telling people to kill every first born of a certain tribe.
God killed a man because he slept with his brothers wife and refused to pour his sperm into the woman's Virgina as instructed by God.
I don't want to bring out all the atrocities in there.

And you will go to heaven after abiding by that fuccking book ??
Religion is a big scam

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