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Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by bibijay123(f): 3:37pm On Jan 10, 2016

Mine was wen my mom made moi moi for my brother and I because she won't be around the next day n that would serve as our breakfast.we ate some out of it n kept the remainng One for the morning, at nyt I woke up to ease myself n I saw a big rat trying to enter the pot n I said to my self I will kill dis rat today.it saw me n scurried away, I went to open d pot n hid somewhr. D rat came bak n entered d pot n I quickly covered d pot n placed a pot on d cover.I tot it wld suffocate n die, nxt day no moi moi was left n d rat was no whr to be found embarassed

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by TrapLORD(m): 4:00pm On Jan 10, 2016

Diddyydiva:
maka why ?

its Sunday na....

All your words is a hit from back to back, from metamorphosed to female obsession to ass licking, ' iyalaya awon hypocrites . # truth ti take over.

Cutehector if you want brain, take from decker

I'm outta here

You like quarrel pass fight grin

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by obiorathesubtle: 4:39pm On Jan 10, 2016

I jumped from 35 storey building and didn't die.

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by LegalBaby(f): 5:07pm On Jan 10, 2016

Carnations:
Hmm.. Bad experience. Are u fine now?

yeah i am thanks

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by agarawu23(m): 6:07pm On Jan 10, 2016

[quote author=Pheals post=41844689][/quote] grin

Here go full if I begin write.
In summary, I wasn't bold to face a lady then. I will always send a friend who is expert In the game grin

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by sinaj(f): 6:22pm On Jan 10, 2016*

Pheals:
Waiting for you guys to share yours before mine

Oya!!!

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Sinaj
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Cherlene
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Introvert
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Wanna hear from u. HAPPY SUNDAY

I cme late o!

Sunday tinz

buh neva d less I will share mine

When awaz 8yrs old, I wnt to my dad's bar and took his drink tongue

I think d name is makossa or so.

The drink was damn sweet that I drank half of the bottle.
Few minutes later I became xo hot dat I started removing my clothes *covers face*

I tried to locate my room but instead started walking towards d gate. Luckily for me d gate man saw me nd noticed dat m not ok.

He alerted people nd also called my father on d phone angry

De gave me coconut to eat nd started pouring me water too.

Evn my classmates dat live in my street all trooped in to see mad Sinaj embarassed

That week was hell at home nd at school for me cry

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by falconey(m): 6:26pm On Jan 10, 2016

sinaj:
I cme late o!

Sunday tinz buh neva d less I will share mine

When awaz 8yrs old, I wnt to my dad's bar and took his drink

I think d name is makossa or so.

The drink was damn sweet that I drank half of the bottle.
Few minutes later I became xo hot dat I started removing my clothes *covers face*

why am I not there? To.........

Save you ofcourse and be the HERO.

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by ipledge10(m): 6:30pm On Jan 10, 2016

Decker:
What's painful about this story is that despite all this, you still haven't changed, but instead, you have gradually metamorphosed and progressed into higher levels of perversion, female obsession, extreme forms of asslicking and compulsive woman wrappering .

SMH.

died

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by uyisteven(m): 6:35pm On Jan 10, 2016

kirchofff:
girl pls stop dis........u tryna add petrol to d fire?

*******

Take matcb box...

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by Nobody: 6:44pm On Jan 10, 2016

TrapLORD:
You like quarrel pass fight

It's not what you think, sad

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by Fidecoo(m): 8:16pm On Jan 10, 2016

Hahaha, so so funny.mine was, ...... there is dis pap ( coco) usually prepared by hausa women every morning.no day passes by without me drinking it.my father must reserve a 5naira 4 me or else he better not cum back 4rm work.so dat faithful day na, I went as usual na.so after bying and carring it on my head na d ting just mistakenly bend and pour me 4rm my head to my neck and oda parts of my body,couple d hotness of pap.u need to see me dancing break dance of hot pap burning dancing.4rm dat day till today I don't take pap again. Am 30plus now

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by Leriebloom(f): 8:26pm On Jan 10, 2016

My childhood was good until i turned 9. Got bck frm my common entrance lessons on a hot saturday only to discover i wld neva b seeing my dad anymore. He died dat afternoon.

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by Pheals(op): 8:36pm On Jan 10, 2016

agarawu23:

Here go full if I begin write.
In summary, I wasn't bold to face a lady then. I will always send a friend who is expert In the game

write now lol ...u dey woo gals when u were young

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by Pheals(op): 8:37pm On Jan 10, 2016

Leriebloom:
My childhood was good until i turned 9. Got bck frm my common entrance lessons on a hot saturday only to discover i wld neva b seeing my dad anymore. He died dat afternoon.

eiya sorry sister

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by Pheals(op): 8:40pm On Jan 10, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
I jumped from 35 storey building and didn't die.

where the building dey lol grin

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by Leriebloom(f): 8:43pm On Jan 10, 2016

Pheals:
eiya sorry sister

Thank u

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by Pheals(op): 8:45pm On Jan 10, 2016

IamLEGEND1:
my childhood was perfect

nothing happened?

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by bqlekan(m): 9:01pm On Jan 10, 2016*

well, being a pako to the core, grin

we had this play then, we jump anything jumpable. It was the staircase of an uncompleted building. so it was my turn to jump, I dared the rest of the group to jump from the 8th stair, unknown to me, there was a well right where I was supposed to land, it was fully covered with grass, I sang

baba mi ko le be (my father can't jump)
iya mi ko le be (my mother can't jump)
emi nikan mo le be (I can jump)

I jumped and fell into the well, fortunately for me, the well was filled with mud.. how I survived without injuries, I don't know till date... grin

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by gevans(m): 9:04pm On Jan 10, 2016

Leriebloom:
My childhood was good until i turned 9. Got bck frm my common entrance lessons on a hot saturday only to discover i wld neva b seeing my dad anymore. He died dat afternoon.

Sorry dear, pls accept our condolence

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by IamLEGEND1: 9:06pm On Jan 10, 2016

Pheals:
nothing happened?

Sha,dem been get one day like that for primary school.....

As per primary 6 students, we been dey feel posh since we dey graduate and everybody dey try form levels.

Bt I was still wearing panties that time,You know the multisex ones na..... ehe so I destroyed my belt that day on the playground when I fell and bruised my hip during a football game.

So after we enter class, our French teacher came in to distribute our french test scripts.....

He called my name & as I bounce go front of class na him my trouser button come cut.....since I had no belt on.......Trouser drop straight reach ground.

a young Legend was just standing there in front of everyone with him white panties.
the kyn laugh no be here.
From then on
my brain just shut down from excess shame.....I no even know how I take reach my seat.

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by obiorathesubtle: 9:13pm On Jan 10, 2016

Pheals:
where the building dey lol

my dream.

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by Pheals(op): 9:40pm On Jan 10, 2016

IamLEGEND1:
Sha,dem been get one day like that for primary school.....

As per primary 6 students, we been dey feel posh since we dey graduate and everybody dey try form levels.

Bt I was still wearing panties that time,You know the multisex ones na..... ehe so I destroyed my belt that day on the playground when I fell and bruised my hip during a football game.

So after we enter class, our French teacher came in to distribute our french test scripts.....

He called my name & as I bounce go front of class na him my trouser button come cut.....since I had no belt on.......Trouser drop straight reach ground.

a young Legend was just standing there in front of everyone with him white panties.
the kyn laugh no be here.
From then on
my brain just shut down from excess shame.....I no even know how I take reach my seat.

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by Leriebloom(f): 9:41pm On Jan 10, 2016

gevans:
Sorry dear, pls accept our condolence

Tnk u

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by sparkleice(f): 9:15am On Jan 11, 2016

JanuaryTempest:
Lol, I'm glad you also remember these "boxes". I was starting to feel like a fossil May I ask around which year did some of your people carry those to school?

private investigator.u want me to tell u so u start calculating for me.sorry to disappoint u iwont tell u d year,cos s needless.

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by JanuaryTempest(f): 9:47am On Jan 11, 2016

sparkleice:
private investigator.u want me to tell u so u start calculating for me.sorry to disappoint u iwont tell u d year,cos s needless.

Start calculating for you? And what will I be getting out of that? Who are you undecided

? Get over yourself. That certainly wasn't the point of my question. It was sheer curiousity because I didn't know that others, outside of my country, also used the same cases.

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by sparkleice(f): 7:22pm On Jan 11, 2016

JanuaryTempest:
Start calculating for you? And what will I be getting out of that? Who are you ? Get over yourself. That certainly wasn't the point of my question. It was sheer curiousity because I didn't know that others, outside of my country, also used the same cases.

tnx.

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by MrCork: 7:49pm On Jan 11, 2016

Pheals:
Waiting for you guys to share yours before mine

Oya!!!

Tosyne2much
Sinaj
Falconey
Aminat508
Ishilove
Agarawu23
Cherlene
Omotayor123
Prettythicksme
Flow1759
Introvert
Twaci
Ask4bigneyo
Dygeasy

Wanna hear from u. HAPPY SUNDAY

Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by MrCork: 7:50pm On Jan 11, 2016

Pheals:
Waiting for you guys to share yours before mine

Oya!!!

Tosyne2much
Sinaj
Falconey
Aminat508
Ishilove
Agarawu23
Cherlene
Omotayor123
Prettythicksme
Flow1759
Introvert
Twaci
Ask4bigneyo
Dygeasy

Wanna hear from u. HAPPY SUNDAY

...are u lightskin? angry

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