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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by abbey621(m): 8:59pm On Jan 21, 2016
Want to know the reason why there's high unemployment rate in Nigeria apart from corruption? It's because of the foolish pride of graduates!
If such jobs existed in Nigeria and they were paying as much as those abroad, I can confidently say that most graduates would still refuse because of their ego. When I first landed abroad, I looked for all type of jobs but the economy was so bad even cleaner job was hard. My first job was a store greeter followed by a security guard followed by a floor technician(cleaner), all these jobs paid around minimum wage or a dollar above per hour but I was so happy because I was no longer a liability. It was through the cleaning job the administrator of the company recommended me for a position in the business office, fast forward a couple of years, a couple of degrees and the rest is history. Humble beginnings are only annoying to those who live on the island of delusion!

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by sidneyj(m): 8:59pm On Jan 21, 2016
those one will pay them than Nigeria teachers hmmm Master and BSce holder collecting 15k and they will be scared of loosing the job...... tufiakpa

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by tosyne2much(m): 8:59pm On Jan 21, 2016
Nice one Dr. Wristbangle

I dey come cool
Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by preciousMI1(f): 8:59pm On Jan 21, 2016
it's better than yahoo boys with laptop or drug pushing

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 21, 2016
Afterall, There life better pass those wey they call themselves government workers wey dey collect 17k per month.

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by anonimi: 9:00pm On Jan 21, 2016
In the abundance of water the fool is thirsty- Bob Marley.

Africa has fertile land, mineral resources, great weather etc yet after spending money to get knowledge and education, many mofos debase their skills being UNDERemployed in places where they are not even appreciated angry
Dem swear for us abi na we sef swear for ourselves



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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by NaLaugh: 9:00pm On Jan 21, 2016
While these jobs aren't of dignified status, it takes an ignorant person to talk them down.

It is common for the average Nigerian to say "instead of XYZ, I no go dey where I dey?"
Sure, certain occupations are less desirable, particularly to educated people. However, if the alternative is crime or being a financial leech on someone else, then you're irresponsible.

Some of those "annoying jobs," like the security guards earn up to $5,000/month. Last I checked, that is over 1 million Naira a month.
Most importantly, they're making an honest living.

Sometimes people who don't live in the US, and have never visited imagine they know how things work out here. The average Nigerian would constantly say "for US ehn.."

The OP sounds like someone with no world exposure, work experience and or financial experience. Yes, these jobs should not be first choices for educated people. However, an attempt to ridicule any human making an honest living is naivete.

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by Olasco93: 9:01pm On Jan 21, 2016
My neighbour Osas has been doing No. 3 for the past 5 years now in Canada. He has built 4Bedroom Self Contain for his Mum, established a mighty business for her and he also bought her a Camry.
I even hear last week say he don buy house for FCT...

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by stchinedu: 9:03pm On Jan 21, 2016
HungerBAD:
Aside the Drug Pushing and Prostitution, i see nothing bad.

The other Jobs are totally Legit, and as long as it is an Honest Job and pays the Bills, i see nothing wrong with it. To the OP, have you lived outside Nigeria?i am assuming no, and that is why you came out with this list.

Life Outside Nigeria is not the Bed Of Roses, people portray it to be. If you have lived outside Nigeria, and you are being picky with work, especially if you are "SQUATTING" somewhere, then in a short time you will find yourself homeless and foodless.

You work because you have bills to pay. More over, some of the Jobs on your list are actually high paying Jobs, like the Mortician and the Security Job, especially if you are employed by a High Profile Company.

Your mentality is exactly why there are plenty of unemployed graduates in Nigeria, as they are always picky and choosy with what they want, while squatting somewhere eating free food, and coming to the pages of Nairaland to complain how their hosts/Brother/Sister/In law and friend is treating them because they are Jobless.

You nailed it!
Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by Nobody: 9:04pm On Jan 21, 2016
wristbangle:


Baba, see as you dey tackle me oo. Anyway u can't compare taxi occupation to the listed occupation nah

You deserve to be tackled in all alacrity. You just rubbished the sweat of honest workers who might not even be in full control of the circumstances. That's not cool bro.


So in your opinion, the job fitting for a graduate is Taxi driving?
You playing or what?

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by wristbangle: 9:05pm On Jan 21, 2016
tosyne2much:
Nice one Dr. Wristbangle


I dey come cool

Thanks boss.

People wan kill me ooh!

Seems people do not get the hilarity in the article though I agree with people as regards no Nigerian graduates wash dead bodies or work in a morgue
Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by edward1984(m): 9:05pm On Jan 21, 2016
wristbangle:
The rush for greener pasture has becloud the vision of Nigeria Graduates to the extent that most believe nothing good can happen owing to the deplorable state of the country's economy.

As a result of negative economic situation, some have travelled to the overseas in search for good jobs but it's unfortunate that they eventually secure shameful occupation which they can't even wish for their enemy to do.

Therefore, 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries

1. Cleaner

It's so demoralising to see a PHD holder cleaning toilets, streets, floor of hotels, bars and offices. No matter how terrible Nigeria economy is, a graduate of such calibre cannot even think for once in picking such jobs in this county except if his/her village witches are at work.

2. Security guard

I have heard cases of professors in Nigeria University been employed as security guard in overseas countries because his quality of education and expertise cannot even match the skills an employer is looking for. What could be so agonising to see your celebrated professor as puppet in another country?

3. Washing dead bodies

It's rather an insult upon injury to see a Graduate of this country washing dead body in another man's land to make end meets. The most annoying thing they claim to be working as forensic officer but what happens when they contact a deadly disease during the occupation, of course prophet T.B joshua will be at their rescue.

4. Prostitution

I don't know why some ladies who are graduates has completely lost self esteem and integrity hereby resorting to prostitution career when they travel to overseas. This is a common act in countries like Italy and Brazil where they have sex with all sort of men, dog, horse and monkey in order to make money. I am sure that people must have heard the story of a female Nigeria celebrity who did this act. I pity the guy that will marry her.

5. House maid

I believe that the highest qualification to select a house maid suppose to be someone with O level certificate but the case is different in overseas countries where some Nigeria graduate make mockery of their selves to work as house help.

6. Refuse and Sewage packer

Honestly speaking I pity the life of refuse and sewage workers because they are marred with poor health condition which is as a result of the bad stench oozing from the waste. Let's be frank here, can a white man work as sewage worker in Nigeria? Abi no be the same brain God give us?

7. Drug smuggler

Smuggling cocaine, hemp, marijuana and other hard drugs is not a legitimate occupation and it can never be. Greed and desperation to become wealthy fast has ruin the destiny of so many Nigeria Graduates whereby some have rot in jail while others has received death penalty.

8. Undertaker

There is dignity in when a graduate of this country patiently build his/her career at expense of picking a job that will never add value to his resume. Imagine a graduate working as undertaker (lifting corpse in coffin) at overseas countries because of the money attached. Is that life?

You can also add yours

Lalasticlala


Yes number 4 and 7 is bad and illegal, but I don't see anything wrong with other numbers, It's legal and pay the bills.. You prefer them to stay back in Nigeria and scam innocent people of their money, or carry guns to rob ?

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by Nobody: 9:05pm On Jan 21, 2016
kaziblake:
No job in abroad is a waste.
I heard they pay per hour,atleast I know a man that used cleaning job to build a mansion here in 9ja.

Washing dead body over there is better than a graduate collecting 10k here in 9ja.

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by castrokins(m): 9:05pm On Jan 21, 2016
Why Is It Quite Becoming Of People To Confuse *Being* For *Been*? It's So Nairaland Lately And It's Worrying It Might Transition To Formal Situations. Just Saying Tho.

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by Mamode14(m): 9:06pm On Jan 21, 2016
as long as they get paid,no problem but stealing and drug's smuggling isn't acceptable kiss

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by edward1984(m): 9:07pm On Jan 21, 2016
[quote author=nduusi post=42200842][/quote]


I agree with you.
Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by justwise(m): 9:08pm On Jan 21, 2016
wristbangle:
The rush for greener pasture has becloud the vision of Nigeria Graduates to the extent that most believe nothing good can happen owing to the deplorable state of the country's economy.

As a result of negative economic situation, some have travelled to the overseas in search for good jobs but it's unfortunate that they eventually secure shameful occupation which they can't even wish for their enemy to do.

Therefore, 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries

1. Cleaner

It's so demoralising to see a PHD holder cleaning toilets, streets, floor of hotels, bars and offices. No matter how terrible Nigeria economy is, a graduate of such calibre cannot even think for once in picking such jobs in this county except if his/her village witches are at work.

2. Security guard

I have heard cases of professors in Nigeria University been employed as security guard in overseas countries because his quality of education and expertise cannot even match the skills an employer is looking for. What could be so agonising to see your celebrated professor as puppet in another country?

3. Washing dead bodies

It's rather an insult upon injury to see a Graduate of this country washing dead body in another man's land to make end meets. The most annoying thing they claim to be working as forensic officer but what happens when they contact a deadly disease during the occupation, of course prophet T.B joshua will be at their rescue.

5. House maid

I believe that the highest qualification to select a house maid suppose to be someone with O level certificate but the case is different in overseas countries where some Nigeria graduate make mockery of their selves to work as house help.

6. Refuse and Sewage packer

Honestly speaking I pity the life of refuse and sewage workers because they are marred with poor health condition which is as a result of the bad stench oozing from the waste. Let's be frank here, can a white man work as sewage worker in Nigeria? Abi no be the same brain God give us?


8. Undertaker

There is dignity in when a graduate of this country patiently build his/her career at expense of picking a job that will never add value to his resume. Imagine a graduate working as undertaker (lifting corpse in coffin) at overseas countries because of the money attached. Is that life?

You can also add yours

Lalasticlala

I can't believe that people can be this ignorant and clearly uninformed, I'm so embarrassed on your behalf.

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by DobraDobra: 9:08pm On Jan 21, 2016
Ur number 3 is a big lie. Tell me in which country u see where a dead body is being washed. My friend that is a professional job that u have to be skilled to do. Also ur carrying dead bodies as u wrote na lie lie lie. Above all the money all d people u menstioned above send to nigeria is what is still keeping nigeria. There is dignity in labour all dis jobs u don't need god father to get dem no politician no stupid idea of less previledge state.

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by tosyne2much(m): 9:09pm On Jan 21, 2016
melvinjames:
When they send you money from Yankee refuse it because they got the money doing menial job. SMH!!
Hahaha roflwkmd cheesy


Bros take it easy cheesy

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by wristbangle: 9:11pm On Jan 21, 2016
darkenedrebel:


You deserve to be tackled in all alacrity. You just rubbished the occupation of honest workers who might not even be in full control of the circumstances. That's not cool bro.


So in your opinion, the job fitting for a graduate is that of a Taxi driver?
You playing or what?


I am joking cheesy and most of you are just ranting as if.....
Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by Bakrabas: 9:11pm On Jan 21, 2016
ednut1:
Peke, night club hustle. U buy perfume sweets CD and stay in d toilet area , when pple come to piss u go spray dem pef and dey drop maybe 1-5 pounds grin . kitchen porter (pple wey dey wash plate). I do waiter job when i dey dat end for £5.50 per hour ( minimum wage in 2007) grin, the word graduate is overated self in nigeria. Graduate wey be say na only cram and pass he do for school

Like u attended unilorin? ednut1

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by scachy(m): 9:14pm On Jan 21, 2016
HungerBAD:
Aside the Drug Pushing and Prostitution, i see nothing bad.

The other Jobs are totally Legit, and as long as it is an Honest Job and pays the Bills, i see nothing wrong with it. To the OP, have you lived outside Nigeria?i am assuming no, and that is why you came out with this list.

Life Outside Nigeria is not the Bed Of Roses, people portray it to be. If you have lived outside Nigeria, and you are being picky with work, especially if you are "SQUATTING" somewhere, then in a short time you will find yourself homeless and foodless.

You work because you have bills to pay. More over, some of the Jobs on your list are actually high paying Jobs, like the Mortician and the Security Job, especially if you are employed by a High Profile Company.

Your mentality is exactly why there are plenty of unemployed graduates in Nigeria, as they are always picky and choosy with what they want, while squatting somewhere eating free food, and coming to the pages of Nairaland to complain how their hosts/Brother/Sister/In law and friend is treating them because they are Jobless.



Wisdom ll never depart from u.

Let me ask him again, @OP do u have an int'l passport?
Baseless post.I wonder y this trash made FP.most of the jobs he posted are receiving salaries worth more than what Nigerian bankers are taking home at the end of the month. Any legitimate work should be encouraged and not looked down upon. They do those jobs and still take care of their financial needs.

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by Nobody: 9:14pm On Jan 21, 2016
This is in 1840. The world has changed. Stop peddling falsehood.
Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by melvinjames: 9:15pm On Jan 21, 2016
tosyne2much:
Hahaha roflwkmd cheesy


Bros take it easy cheesy

Waiting for tosyne2much's

10 categories of Nigerians that get money from abroad
grin

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by ehix89(m): 9:15pm On Jan 21, 2016
Evyivy:
*sips origin*
u an alcoholic?
Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by Nobody: 9:16pm On Jan 21, 2016
ronald4lif:
Aside the drug trade every other jobs listed there pays more than the average white collar jobs in Nigeria, including the much admired banking job. Though not the finest of jobs but if it pays the bills why not?

And about Nigerians working in mortuaries I think that's untrue and an unfounded notion. Nigerians don't work in the mortuary abroad as being bandied about. As a matter of fact I don't know of any Nigerian or ever heard of one who works in a mortuary. Even if do they then it's on a proportionate scale as other foreign nationals including the natives.
...don't mind the op. He just dished out craps...

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by omooba969(m): 9:21pm On Jan 21, 2016
wristbangle:


So the news about Nigerians working in mortuary is false? Does that mean people spreading this information are lying?

Anyway what about the other listed points brother?

If you are that bothered about Nigerians abroad working in mortuaries, who are the people working in Nigerian mortuaries; are they not Nigerians?

cool

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by nike4love: 9:21pm On Jan 21, 2016
U forgot to add some of them actually trekked to europe to do the disgusting jobs.
That's the mess naija is in now.
Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by Evyivy(f): 9:21pm On Jan 21, 2016
ehix89:
u an alcoholic?
U daft? How does sipping an origin makes one an alcoholic?

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Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by omooba969(m): 9:21pm On Jan 21, 2016
nike4love:
U forgot to add some of them actually trekked to europe to do the disgusting jobs.
That's the mess naija is in now.

Na today? undecided

Kini big deal. cool
Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by sidneyj(m): 9:22pm On Jan 21, 2016
hmmm

Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by sonnie10: 9:24pm On Jan 21, 2016
If you are new to the US please do not listen to the OP. One of the factors recruiters consider is your ability to hold a job, it does not matter what type of job. Do you know why some fresh graduates are not offered employment? The reason is because they do not have any work experience. Take for instance a fresh graduate of biology, with phlebotomist experience (although a low paying job $13/hr), you will be considered first in a medical laboratory jobs opportunity than your peers who do not have such experience.

So, among the reasons for taking up what OP considers "annoying jobs" is for one to have job history and also get some level of exposure as an immigrant while paying your bills. Some people may not be aware that some employers would check you credit history to ascertain if one is living a responsible and balanced life style before they can employ the individual. In a situation where you never had a job, how do you build the credit or job history?

People just have to start somewhere but it might not be very comfortable at first, so do not forsake the days of little beginning. The bottom-line is that in abroad, people do not have a choice than to live an independent life.

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