₦airaland Forum

Lezzlie:
Unemployment rate in Nigeria is 9%.

You can't come to my zoo because you're barely educated and of no use to your country.

Your family land is home to Dutch skyscrapers. You should get that before thinking of COMING here.

Your family name is lost in history as the Dutch told you you are settlers in your own land.

You're the personification of redundancy and 21st century slavery. ANC feeds you in south Africa like a vegetable in life support machine. If you venture out of the gates of S.A the machine will be unplugged.

You don't even have street smarts to survive, silly primate like you.

Learn to respect your betters.

Below is a PIC of lamentations of one of your ladies who is suffering from the neo-colonialism of Nigeria as we speak.

Oh, and she's lamenting for shoe repairers who has successfully colonised and ruled you.

Lezzlie:
South African women married to Nigerian men have formed an online organisation named "southsouthafricanwomenmarried to Nigerian men. Go Google it for your free education . What gap was closed? You still have just 1 billonaire in all of south africa. South africa is still the most unequal country in the world. You're still unable to feed yourself. More than 70% blacks are unemployable. You have one of the biggest slums in Africa (Khayelitsha) your school attendance is less than 50%. Your national pass mark is 30%. Your education system is ranked bottom last in international survey. You're a Hallucinating, tree-hoping monkey in all regard When Nigeria's constitution was being drafted, your fathers and entire lineage were up on the caves of mpumalanga competing with monkeys on jungle dexterity

MduZA:
Dutch skyscrapers?have you ever saw a white person in hilbrow? Stop dreaming?in terms of your employment rate you should be grateful of south African companies employing thousands and thousands Nigerians in Nigeria and the south African government for allowing 1million Nigerians to hustle in south Africa...you lived in SA before,you know the reality on the ground...when someone say something ,it does nt mean that the person represents general view...therefore don't deceive people by information you get from internet...

MduZA:
Master of English ...i realised that you cant comprehend plain simple English yourself...everybody knows that Nigeria democracy was born in 1999..nevertheless I understand your frustration mr know too much...thats why I always don't mind to come down to your level...is Nigeria an equal society? Do you own a private jet yourself?am trying to understand the rubbish you are bringing in here...nigeria and south Africa are not in the same class..like it or not ,that's a fact you will never change...you will only dream and wish...time to sleep...keep on dreaming..bloody kwerekwere

Lezzlie:
What utter nonsense. We bleeped you outta the no1 position in Africa in April 2014. So stay down, you lousy _cuñt.

I said South Africa is the world's most unequal country. What's so hard to understand, Muppet?
I'm simply saying south Africa is the captain of a drowning ship

Your education is a waste. Look for any of your teachers and give him a knock on the head; they failed you.

Nigeria's democracy is roughly 4 years to 6 years older than South Africa's. Fool. How would you know when your fathers where being thought Africa's history by the Dutch. _ idiot.


South Africa represents the past.
Nigeria is the future of Africa. Stay down, zulu-newt.

Wake me up tomorrow for more lashes on your slaving back.

Lezzlie:
Will you go to the grave as an ignoramus. Better take advantage of the free education you're getting here, don't tell me my tutelage is for nothing.

Firstly, you have 25% unemployment and a high percentage of illiterate blacks. So we do you a favour by providing skilled labour force to service your economy. Without that, aparthied will return and your arse will be hurled back to the highest trees in Zulu natal where you belong.

Second, your companies, dstv, shoprite, game etc are owned by the Dutch. Zulus don't own nada. You have to figure how to stop peeing in the paved streets of jourbog beofre you can run a firm. Besides, you chased all these firms with BEE and they started crowding our shores as economic asylum seekers to flee from your smothering corruption.

Thirdly, South Africa is the byword for rape, Xenophobia, HIV and crime. You're a violent, primitive criminal whom Africa let out of its jungle too soon.


You should be in a cave till you learn the rops of civility and sophistication.

You're no better than your slaving ancestors who were butchered and _stupid enough to face the gun-weilding Europeans with poison arrors.

_fucking waste of Africa's resources is what you are.

MduZA:
Good morning poor Nigerian...let me enjoy my breakfast by coming down to your level of backwardness ...South Africa literacy rate stands on 92%,Nigeria is on 72%...you always project your problems on other people,that's why I always tell you that you live in the world of fantasies..you always talk about rape in SA as if its immune in your country...Hiv is also rife in your country,Aids is killing your people like flies ,while you all fold your arms and play the arrogance game...majority of Nigerians dont even know their status because your country has poor testing facilities...yes we are xenophobic,we don't like amakwerekwere,unlike you fools killing each other due to tribalism and religion....

MPSA:
English teacher you are full of sh*t , actually you talk rubbish, something isn't right in your, My advice to you is to consult your doctor before your brain is permanently damage . Mdu and I knows africa, we don't need your useless explanations . Africa is coming to SA, and is telling us its own problems. What we see here at home and hear from our african brothers and sisters each and every day is different to what you are saying here. It is very sad to see a lot of people from the continent struggling like that, including your people. To be number one in the continent mean nothing as long your people are still suffering. Remember your population is 3 times of SA, if you can divide your GDP by 3, to equate it with SA population, you will understand why SA is the best. The problem here is; Your problems is coming to us , let me conclude this long story by saying; if you can talk rubbish again with your useless english, I will fix your cr*zy head by myself

Lezzlie:
You're epileptic, demented, Buffon who can't even compose himself to write properly. What's the gibberish you're churning up there.

Your country is a 50 million population peopled by illiterate, frightened and redundant blacks who won't work but have a sense of false entitlement and want to be spoon-fed by ANC.

7% white population who are confused and uncertain about BEE and massive corruption. They are flying out in droves investing in Nigeria.

You country is bedevilled by 25% unemployment
High inflation.
HIV
Murder
Rape
And incompetency. Black south Africans have proved they can't run a country.



And what's the GDP divivde by population nonsense you talk about? Another drooling, geopolitical illiterate has emerged from Soweto again.

Tell that crap to China. Fool.

When we talk of a country's international muscle, global clout, market force and diplomatic projection, we talk about row GDP. That's what China and America has in abundance. _illiterate zombie you are.

If you want to talk about GDP per capital , then go inside your room and discuss it behind close doors or vote Zuma out. That's domestic politics.


Ignoramus

Lezzlie:
***Yawns**** I see I caused you a sleepless night. You're up so early to even out with me?

I'll fry you in an open sun and leave your flesh to be fed on by the evil spirits of Zulu shrine.

Your country is ranked bottom last in education in maths and technology. Your ANC had to reduce the national pass mark to 30% to boost national literacy level. Is that what you call literacy?

A casual study of your phrasing will easily reveal you're a card-carry near-illiterate Zulu.

You are number one in HIV, that's what you are good that. HIV testing kits is sold for less than a dollar in Nigeria. We are not primitive Zulus who rape 4month infants in a superstitious belief it can cure AIDS.


Zulus should be given the modern day holocaust treatment. The earth needs to beathe freely. See pics below

MduZA:
Note that I don't take you serious...am just panelbeating your thick skull for fun,on another thread your fellow Amakwerekwere are discussing about rape incidents perpetuated in your country,like I said..dont project your problems on us...your country has the highest number of people dying of aids globally,sA has the highest number living with aids,yes you are correct,the figures are there for everyone to see,my government does not play with people lives..who comes second behind SA?..with only few people tested..if Nigerians were testing using SA method,your figures would be scary..you are primative and backward,your smartness will only exist in your imagination...

MPSA:
Madam lilets , let me agree with you, You are correct. You are rich, am poor( I don't want to talk about your country, I respect good nigerians). But remember to consult your doctor before more damage happen to your brain , am definitely sure you use your useless english to feel important to others Makoko cranny, wake up, you are nothing , am Sacn not british, If you are worried about my english, you must kill yourself , My people speaks good english than your rubbish, I don't prefare english, that is why I don't care about your favorite subject Go and sleep again makoko cranny

Lezzlie:
You're one pitiable Hallucinating gibbon. You so lack the basic ability to tell facts from fiction or wrong from right. Zulu, you haven't scored a point in any of my debate with you. You're a dopey, dense Zulu with no direction.

S.A is rape headquarters
S.A is HIV headquarters
S.A is Africa's murder headquarters
S.A is Xenophobia headquarters

You're a punch of primates who the Dutch deemed unfit for civility. After 20 years of self-rule, you have confirmed everybody's fears. You can't even run a company.



One one hand, you say Nigeria has no statistics for HIV records, on the other hand you say Nigeria has the highest number of deaths by AIDS. That's conflicting, dummy. Is that how you win your argument?

You have pap for brains, Zulu.

Falsification of figures is the specialty of the ANC government to remain in power. Go check your own history. South Africa is a country --even at peace time-- having over 100 murders per day.

When I called you a savage, I didn't mean it as an insult.

I was only giving you a tag for easy I identification for future reference.

Lezzlie:
South African women married to Nigerian men have formed an online organisation named "southsouthafricanwomenmarried to Nigerian men. Go Google it for your free education . What gap was closed? You still have just 1 billonaire in all of south africa. South africa is still the most unequal country in the world. You're still unable to feed yourself. More than 70% blacks are unemployable. You have one of the biggest slums in Africa (Khayelitsha) your school attendance is less than 50%. Your national pass mark is 30%. Your education system is ranked bottom last in international survey. You're a Hallucinating, tree-hoping monkey in all regard When Nigeria's constitution was being drafted, your fathers and entire lineage were up on the caves of mpumalanga competing with monkeys on jungle dexterity

postmann:
Ok, i said i wasnt going to quote you on nairaland, but you are just too raw, and your insults and jibes are as hot as volcanic lava on bare skin.
Take it easy. Have some respect for our brothers down under in southafrica.
He who is superior need not try hard to prove it, and who GOD has blessed above his equals need not find humility a difficult virtue.
We are surely blessed above southafrica in human and material resources and by far dwarf her in potentials, that you should find satisfying.
I think every political minded southafrican, including their policy makers are aware of what Nigeria is on this continent.
But i'm against verbal unslaught , esp against whole nation, people and tribe. Even against their forefathers who are long dead.
same goes for Mduza.

Lezzlie:
Makoko is doing better than Khayelitsha and Soweto. Remember that giant rats ate two human babies in Soweto and khayelitsha recently. You don't want to tarry on that route.

You're suffering from dementia and dyslexia. You're irredeemably _stupid. Last time, I check the records, English was an official language in South Africa, your lack of basic sentence construction is a depiction of your slumming heritage.

Ode, amakwerekeere.

MduZA:
Can you quote me where I said Nigeria does not have stats for HIV..I said the majority of people in your zoo don't get tested because your zoo has poor testing facilities...regardless you are behind SA with the figures..you are twisting my comment to hide your frustration..those 100 murders per day in SA occur in your imagination,or you are indirectly talking about ritual killings , tribal killings and kidnappings in your zoo?

MPSA:
Kwerekwere, go and sleep again , I told you; something isn't right with your head, we have 11 official language in SA, here am talking about me, I don't like your favorite subject, am trying to pass message kwerekwere with english, isn't a big deal in my life cranny, believe me now you want to compare your makoko with soweto and khayelisha remember Dstv shows us every thing about africa, this forum also update us about everything I like this forum, if I want to relax am here, laughing to the comments like yours I like it when you try to feel important

Lezzlie:
I love pictures. Please permit me to consign your Zulu carcass to the floor once again.

Your country is a fraud. Take this decisive PIC.

postmann:
Ok, i said i wasnt going to quote you on nairaland, but you are just too raw, and your insults and jibes are as hot as volcanic lava on bare skin.
Take it easy. Have some respect for our brothers down under in southafrica.
He who is superior need not try hard to prove it, and who GOD has blessed above his equals need not find humility a difficult virtue.
We are surely blessed above southafrica in human and material resources and by far dwarf her in potentials, that you should find satisfying.
I think every political minded southafrican, including their policy makers are aware of what Nigeria is on this continent.
But i'm against verbal unslaught , esp against whole nation, people and tribe. Even against their forefathers who are long dead.
same goes for Mduza.

MduZA:
There are intelligent and matured on this forum...let me respect them

My name is Mduduzi...i will always be here to panelbeat your thick skull,keep on dreaming though


Shelele"

Lezzlie:
The Boers have told you you are settlers in the land of your ancestors. So you are Ama kwerekwere.

A destitute in the land of his ancestors.


11 official language in South Africa, damn, that's a country suffering from national identity deficit syndrome.

50 million muppets to 11 language. Do we see why Zulus are savages and lacking all forms of civil conduct.

Lezzlie:
The Boers have told you you are settlers in the land of your ancestors. So you are Ama kwerekwere.

A destitute in the land of his ancestors.


11 official language in South Africa, damn, that's a country suffering from national identity deficit syndrome.

50 million muppets to 11 language. Do we see why Zulus are savages and lacking all forms of civil conduct.

MPSA:
I want to make you a favour, you

Lezzlie:
Go and take some tea and eat rice and chicken.

Zulus are e-sport.

Every living, breathing Zulu should pay homage.

Their debts are irredeemable.

My ancestors brought them down from the caves of mpumalanga and the trees of Zulu natal.

And their offsprings are all over spoilt brats who have a misguided impression of their worth.

They are Giant babies in adult form.


***now unfollow me and _fuck off out of my mentions****

MPSA:
Don't cry like this madam, you will be alright if you can consult your doctor, relax

Lezzlie:
Go and take some tea and eat rice and chicken.

Zulus are e-sport.

Every living, breathing Zulu should pay homage.

Their debts are irredeemable.

My ancestors brought them down from the caves of mpumalanga and the trees of Zulu natal.

And their offsprings are all over spoilt brats who have a misguided impression of their worth.

They are Giant babies in adult form.


***now unfollow me and _fuck off out of my mentions****

postmann:
Go to church and let love in.



I will never unfollow you.