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"I am a Godly Relationship person".
I forgot to post yesterday due to tight schedule. Thanks for the pm's, replies(both Bashing, insulting and corrections).
This post is not meant to promote sexual ideas or flirting, rather for people who want to meet their dream partner but don't know how to go about it.. I have used it, it worked and I am going to share it.
As a Marketer I have been trained to see humans as dogs. So I will be borrowing some certain breed of dogs to drive home my point. It is not meant to sound offensive but just for illustrations. I will be focusing more on the Female sex because males do the wooing. So here are different Girls you will come across and the perfect way to approach them and flow with them.
1) The Local breed: Local dogs often bark when they see a foreign or a well trained dog. You know why? Because they feel inferior. There are certain beautiful ladies in your neighborhood who play "hard to get" for the rich guys but get pregnant for the local boys in the street. It happened becus they felt inferior to the "high class" dude but very comfortable with their street guy. So if your dream wife is in this category, no need of forming "class" come down to her level, let her feel secured with you and you and the rest will take it's place.
2) The Poodle : These type of girls are the ones we call "RICH and FAMOUS". They don't mingle with anyhow people. They have a certain class of people they relate with. E.g Celebrities, Children of rich parents, etc. That is why you see Dangote's Son getting married to Buhari's daughter(Lol) So if your dream girl is in this category, you have to be in this category too or Act like you belong. Then things can fall in place.
3) The Golden Retriever: They believe every proposal should start with great friendship. They don't date any Tom, Dick and Harry. They select their partners from already made freinds. So if you see a girl like that, be a good friend to her, she might consider you. But be careful not to get FRIENDZONED.
4) The Chihuahua: Very intelligent, Logical, Principled. They reason with their brains more than their heart. She loves men like that too. She has rules for everything. When you bring up a topic that excites her, especially in line with her career, forget it! Because you will receive some serious lecturing. She detest men that are not smart thinking, and who don't fall into her category whether you are Rich, Famous, Handsome, etc. So to get this girl, just behave like she behaves!
5) The Pit Bull: Drinking, partying, having fun are her watchword. She has more men in her life than Angelina Jolie. She is everywhere she smells fun. She consider guys without such characteristics as JEWS. She believes the world revolves around her thighs and Beauty(she might not be sometimes). Hype her beauty and lifestyle, you will have her to yourself.
6) Basset Hound: Caring, Emotional, Introvet, Hardworking. She is always at the receiving end. She can take any nonsense just to keep her man. She can go any length just to please her man. Talk with her for the 1st time, she will narrate all she has been through all in the name of Relationship. Promise her faithfulness, loyalty, Care and you will unlock the genuis in this type of girl.
7) Please add yours.

There might be some contradictions because am not a Dog farmer. Any correction or Commendation, feel free to share.
Happy sunday!!
Original writer: AguBushMenyor (Mike)
Cc:lalasticlala, seun.

In my own opinion,there is no special way to woo a woman,if you see a woman you like approach here and lay bare your mind before her.simple!!


Btw,some of your points are wide off the mark,a girl can be out going,fun loving but can settle for the timid young man.,opposite attract.

what nonsense is this

Poo.

ORISHIRISHI

Lol, i've been chasing a golden retriever all this while, better be careful not to enter the dreaded aone.

my own is not stated above.
I must be a special kind of girl

Lol...what did this op studied in school is it wooingnology?? Some gals will wanna claim no 4.smh Well, some guys got their own skills wen it comes to wooing gals that they wouldn't wanna subscribe to your strategies. Different strokes for different folks
#caLLmeBERG

CaroLyner:
my own is not stated above.
I must be a special kind of girl

please buy my album in rap section name lassa fever, i adress this issue there

Keketu:
please buy my album in rap section name lassa fever, i adress this issue there

huh?

dollyjoy:
In my own opinion,there is no special way to woo a woman,if you see a woman you like approach here and lay bare your mind before her.simple!!


Btw,some of your points are wide off the mark,a girl can be out going,fun loving but can settle for the timid young man.,opposite attract.

Bare your mind before her?... After that? She says Yes or No

What if you co ordinated your approach? And know where to hit the soft spot..
Every1 has a weakness!! Its your Job to find it as the Guy.

Describing girls like dogs?

Not nice.

although the first description about local dogs is very accurate

front page material...

No woman, No cry

sometimes I wonder how some people will just sit down and waste their precious time to carefully construct a Stupid post ?

Estharfabian:
LoL!


Dogs? seriously?

OMG! I'm hurt!

Dont be hurt

Is not about you

Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh

What about the German shepherd.

These are the flamboyant, extravagant, materialistic and Model wanna be girls. You can only get her attention if you drive a Range rover or use an iPhone 6 plus.
These types of girls only go for guys who live on the Island, Lekki or Ikoyi.

Then we have the Rots.

These girls are aggressive A.F. She insults you no matter how or where you approach her. These are the type of girls Fela had in mind when he sang Shakara Olaje. Never mind her cuz all na Shakara.
They eventually fall hook, line and sinker after a little bit of persuasion.

PushMusic:
What about the German shepherd.

These are the flamboyant, extravagant, materialistic and Model wanna be girls. You can only get her attention if you drive a Range rover or use an iPhone 6 plus.
These types of girls only go for guys who live on the Island, Lekki or Ikoyi.

Then we have the Rots.

These girls are aggressive A.F. She insults you no matter how or where you approach her. These are the type of girls Fela had in mind when he sang Shakara Olaje. Never mind her cuz all na Shakara.
They eventually fall hook, line and sinker after a little bit of persuasion.

Lolz.. Never thought of that.. Nice point tho.
Lalasticlala add yours!!

Dis is one of d most Stupidest n nonsensical write up iv com across in ages.
See d after effect of early morning Kunu??
Trash Trasher Trashest!!!

by d way u make some sense tho