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1. The little opportunity given to a monkey
to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.

2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are
waiting for them to be ripe, others are
eating them with salt.

3. Whoever presents his own head to break
coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.

4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.

5. A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.

6. If something that was going to chop off
your head only knocked off your cap, you
should be grateful.

7. When a girl has beauty without Brains,
the Private parts suffer the most.

8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like
having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it
some day.

9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as
the wolf climbing the hill.

10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.

11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.

12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.

13. The buttocks are like a married couple
though there is constant friction between
them, they will still love and live together.
Which number is your favorite?

#10

Many of them doesn't seem to be connected to women though.

That number 5 can't be true. I always count my money after every ATM withdrawals and I don't have trust issues.

I do number 5 o

Cos i no trust banks and their atms !

ronald4lif:
Many of them doesn't seem to be connected to women though.

That number 5 can't be true. I always count my money after every ATM withdrawals and I don't have trust issues.

Haaahaaahaaaaa, if you'd trust the machine ( technology) you won't count.

NUMBER 8 is my favourite, and to think that i have females as my best friends is very cool.

#2: atimes we dey eat am raw if salt no dey sef..




#7: please I & my phone have no comment..

falconey:
Haaahaaahaaaaa, if you'd trust the machine ( technology) you won't count.

Hehe true but I gotta be sure so the banks don't rape me off. Technology can fail and the earlier I ring my bank to make complaints and demand for reimbursement (if any) the better. The government fvcks me everyday, won't let the banks do same.

I can always prove that number 8 wrong

12 is my Favorite

But no 5 is a lie not by Pete Edochie

Kikiki Lol, that man ehn, this should be in Education but those section could be dahm boring.

shumuel:
Kikiki Lol, that man ehn, this should be in Education but those section could be dahm boring.

Education now na sub-section.

falconey:
Education now na sub-section.

really ?

No.7 *the best of d best*

shumuel:
really ?

Boring as fvck!!!

The buttocks.

xpac01:
The buttocks.

Perv

falconey:
Boring as fvck!!!

Mehn... I don't think i'll ever drop a thread there again,, its sad, i have a Thread had been lazy to write and drop, and they have ''Education'' written all over it, sigh...

falconey:
Perv

Gay. When you turn woman?

Nice quotes with deep meanings!

shumuel:
Mehn... I don't think i'll ever drop a thread there again,, its sad, i have a Thread had been lazy to write and drop, and they have ''Education'' written all over it, sigh...

lol

xpac01:
Gay. When you turn woman?

You can be anything you wanna be

8,10,11,6

falconey:
You can be anything you wanna be

I have a feeling money is the only thing stopping you from turning transgender. Suit yasef bro.

xpac01:
I have a feeling money is the only thing stopping you from turning transgender. Suit yasef bro.

LWKM

No. 7 will forever remain my favorite

o boy na number 7 o

gentlegenius:
No. 7 will forever remain my favorite

Ofcourse , they will offer the cookie