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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jan 25, 2016

dre11:
A woman has told a court in Lagos that she would never grant her husband a divorce unless he makes her be like what she was before they met.

http://opera.pulse.ng/gist/till-death-do-us-part-return-me-to-my-former-shape-before-a-divorce-wife-tells-husband-id4604642.html

marriage is really hell!

ya think is fun until ya know what it feels like to tolerate another person problem!

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by uncjay(m): 9:12pm On Jan 25, 2016

this is what u get when chose to be a player and think of having a decent home....it doesn't always work out that way.

@thelastsentence......lol..."til death do us part" hahahahahahaha.

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by nickxtra(m): 9:25pm On Jan 25, 2016

Morufu don buy market grin

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by banmee(m): 9:25pm On Jan 25, 2016

playtheblues:
Smart woman.

Even that new girlfriend is not safe, after 2 babies he will port to the next victim.

Yeye.

The hell is port? English jargon don suffer.

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by phemmie06(m): 9:26pm On Jan 25, 2016

Birds of the same feathers, you met at carnival. Iru ahun ni ri ahun e.

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by talktonase(m): 9:26pm On Jan 25, 2016

Valeree:
Before nko... should take her to the gym.

when she was eating all the eforiro,eba,roundabout,ewagoin,jollof rice,pounded yam and cat fish she no know abi...she is on her own.

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by ideyhere(f): 9:28pm On Jan 25, 2016

Holamidhe:
Return ko retake ni ..Smh.. Return his sperm na
To the husband, you met her in carnival and you expect her to be good wife
To find a good girl in church na problem

Your reasoning must be in dire need of an upgrade. Wtf do you mean by he met her at a carnival and expect her to be a good wife huh

Naa your type dey end up with "mere mere n'iru, kwompiti n'azu" kinda people.

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by ikeno(m): 9:31pm On Jan 25, 2016

The man don enter one chance grin

He thought he can just dump her cheesy

She's stuck with him forever grin

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by ideyhere(f): 9:33pm On Jan 25, 2016

phemmie06:
Birds of the same feathers, you met at carnival. Iru ahun ni ri ahun e.

Please school me... Where is the right place to meet?

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jan 25, 2016

Thunder fire d useless rat... u fit pay all d money u don chop...or u fit return all d strength n sperm u don sap. Pack well

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jan 25, 2016

Sleekyshuga:
The way she asked the bro to return her to her shape was hilarious.. He should just register her in a gym class ..

I'm sure the judge will laugh off her petition, and strike it out. Return her to her former shape indeed grin

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by bewla(m): 9:42pm On Jan 25, 2016

orobs93:
Gbam
For those in suport hit like Dose against. Hit share

The likes have it

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:48pm On Jan 25, 2016

CFCman:
I'm sure the judge will laugh off her petition, and strike it out. Return her to her former shape indeed

She still remains a brave woman tongue

as she is hell bent on not leaving angry

.. It's either he deal with the request or dance to her tune angry

!! I just hate it when people cry wolf..

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by iykedare(m): 9:56pm On Jan 25, 2016

Sleekyshuga:
Hahahahahaha

Brother, return her back to the shape you met her biko..

Now you know she is stubborn and rude, even after lying to her that you weren't married !!

You naija women will blame everything on men..
How did the man make her shapeless? Did he prevent her from working out?

What kind of brain do you African women have?
You people collected big backside from heaven and left your brains behind.

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by Nobody: 10:00pm On Jan 25, 2016

Sleekyshuga:
She still remains a brave woman as she is hell bent on not leaving .. It's either he deal with the request or dance to her tune !! I just hate it when people cry wolf..

I like your intelligence. It's a Port-Harcourt brand of native intelligence

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by Sleekyshuga(f): 10:00pm On Jan 25, 2016

iykedare:
You naija women will blame everything on men..
How did the man make her shapeless? Did he prevent her from working out?

What kind of brain do you African women have?
You people collected big backside from heaven and left your brains behind.

Gerrara hia, Caucasian man angry

!! As your girly left her own brain in her anus?

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by Sleekyshuga(f): 10:05pm On Jan 25, 2016

CFCman:
I like your intelligence. It's a Port-Harcourt brand of native intelligence

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by orobs93(m): 10:05pm On Jan 25, 2016

stonecoldcafe:
Even tho I liked your comment, I feel d woman should chill. They are muslims and he is entitled to marry more women sef, up to 4!

If I was the judge the woman has a case

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by HaneefahRN(f): 10:10pm On Jan 25, 2016

Lolz, this is serious. Although her request sounds ludicrous but I like her stand nonetheless. The man wants to be father of all nations ni, after impregnating that one he calls gf too, he'll find another Miss pepeye to marry and impregnate again

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by holaralph(m): 10:14pm On Jan 25, 2016

Nothing wey person no go see for NL self......... Funny couple lolzzzz

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by cao(f): 10:15pm On Jan 25, 2016

Some people like wahala, who sent this old guy to be chasing women, using his d**k to rule his life. Oh boy, enjoy the bed you made for yourself, you wanted to have your cake & eat it, enjoy yourself.

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by akinladejo: 10:17pm On Jan 25, 2016

How did the judge come judge the mater?

Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by sage2(m): 10:18pm On Jan 25, 2016

You met her in good shape, you lied to her, she caught you and forgave you, her father gave you an office, you brought an olosho to that office and asked the olosho to beat her, she got you locked up and still bail you out, and now you want a divorce. Well, she has asked you to do the needful. Oloshi!

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by Reference(m): 10:23pm On Jan 25, 2016

Like Jason Bourne said, 'this is where it all started and this is where its gonna end'. Book tickets for the next carnival and exchange that clown for a trapeze artiste.

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by nobleens(f): 10:26pm On Jan 25, 2016

after rendering her shapeless for anoda man,u want a divorce,oya gwazie ndi yard unu, say no divorce except u return her to dah sexy lady u saw bk den. lol

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Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by noblegrex: 10:29pm On Jan 25, 2016

What shape is she talking about. Mercy johnson still looked untouched,Aigbe gentry still looked untouched,Tiwa nko so many of them I can't metion. Taking her bach to her shape and be attractive is so simple. But that's only if she'll comply, because this one I'm seeing is so sturborn and not ready to depart with this mans' dick for now.she's still enjoying it.

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