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Help Me With Wooing Lines by ernesty20(op): 6:45pm On Jan 24, 2016

There is this beautiful damsel in my hood i like so much but i lack words and courage to woo her.. I dnt know what to say when i walk up to her.

There is a day i tried to toast her. I called her, luckly she answered me.

Whem she finally came, i ran outta words, i ended up telling her that "sorry, no be you i dey call, na mistake". You needed to see how she embarrassed me that day,

abeg how do i go about it when next i call her? angry

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by Swaggeronfleak(m): 6:52pm On Jan 24, 2016

Try be calm the next time you see her...it very important...then te flow will come naturally....u could start with some complements...its sets up a paradise of butterflies in their bellies.

PS: its best to be natural when toasting a babe my guy...kill d idiot(fear,shyness etc) remember...be calm nd make sure ur swagger is on fleak!

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by ucnwafor(m): 6:56pm On Jan 24, 2016

Op are u a leaner! better go back to your mama womb and be born again

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by Khd95(m): 6:57pm On Jan 24, 2016

Here u go.

Hello beautiful mama,pls hands up i think i ve got to search ur pocket,merely looking at u,u stole my heart grin

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by ernesty20(op): 6:59pm On Jan 24, 2016

ucnwafor:
Op are u a leaner! better go back to your mama womb and be born again

be sensible for once.. Haba

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by ernesty20(op): 7:24pm On Jan 24, 2016

Khd95:
Here u go.

Hello beautiful mama,pls hands up i think i ve got to search ur pocket,merely looking at u,u stole my heart

rubbish

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jan 24, 2016

ernesty20:
There is this beautiful damsel in my hood i like so much but i lack words and courage to woo her.. I dnt know what to say when i walk up to her.

There is a day i tried to toast her. I called her, luckly she answered me.

Whem she finally came, i ran outta words, i ended up telling her that "sorry, no be you i dey call, na mistake". You needed to see how she embarrassed me that day,

abeg how do i go about it when next i call her?

it's as simple as ABC to woo her.
just walk up to her and say this with confidence and a broad smile. . .

hey babe, you are a beautiful ogre. ever since the day I set my eyes on your flat yansh and deflated booby ah couldn't help my self anymore. I just fill like connecting my WiFi to your hotspot.

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by ernesty20(op): 7:47pm On Jan 24, 2016

ERUDITEE:
it's as simple as ABC to woo her.
just walk up to her and say this with confidence and a broad smile. . .

hey babe, you are a beautiful ogre. ever since the day I set my eyes on your flat yansh and deflated booby ah couldn't help my self anymore. I just fill like connecting my WiFi to your hotspot.

lol the kind slap wey i go recieve eh

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by tpiaobsession: 4:37pm On Jan 27, 2016

ucnwafor:
Op are u a leaner! better go back to your mama womb and be born again

true talk.

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by tpiaobsession: 4:37pm On Jan 27, 2016

ernesty20:
lol the kind slap wey i go recieve eh

its ok if it will reset your brain.

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by ernesty20(op): 4:42pm On Jan 27, 2016

tpiaobsession:
my mother is a shameless woman.

oh.. Sorry

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by tpiaobsession: 4:44pm On Jan 27, 2016

ernesty20:
my mother is an ashewo

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by ClassCaptain(m): 4:47pm On Jan 27, 2016

.. hey baby.. can i just get into friendzone ..?? i promise you...works everytime

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by tpiaobsession: 4:49pm On Jan 27, 2016

ClassCaptain:
.. hey baby.. can i just get into friendzone ..?? i promise you...works everytime

dont say hey baby to a woman you dont know.

it makes you look cheap.

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by ernesty20(op): 4:51pm On Jan 27, 2016

tpiaobsession:
why are people not commenting on my thread? Maybe my stoooopid mother has cursed me again

puuhahaahahah funny u

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by tpiaobsession: 4:54pm On Jan 27, 2016

ernesty20:
my s.tupid mother cursed me again

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by ernesty20(op): 4:58pm On Jan 27, 2016

tpiaobsession:
true talk.

mumu

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by tpiaobsession: 5:00pm On Jan 27, 2016

ernesty20:
I am a mumu like my mama

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by Lordprez: 5:15pm On Jan 27, 2016*

Giving you the lines would be useless cus you would just make a mess outta it

work on your courage first... come back for lines later

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jan 27, 2016

Oh u want lines? grin

ok here i go!!
Hello mamasita,wanna choke u with my long thing deep down ur fuvking throat!! grin

Wahoooo babe kiss

#dat's is how u will do ur eyes bf saying dis**u look exactly like my mom,can i b ur baby&suck ur tits? angry

thank me later!My lines r very very romantic!

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jan 27, 2016

take her shopping with your school fee if you no longer collect school then hustle 5k and send to me I will send u my secret eBook on how to make upto 1mill in less than a week through yahoo am making 1billion a week with the same strategy

Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by flokii: 9:11pm On Jan 27, 2016

@OP start this way.. ska le le di le di le ehhh! uhu uuuu.. it's boy 'ur name'

then say whatever comes to ur mind next..

Thank me later

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