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Heys nairaland damsels, I have a serious thing bugging my mind all this while.


Okay lemme break it down for y'all, if your pusssy is inching you like crazy and you need a dick in your viginna as fast as possible but your man ain't around to deep his rod in your honey-well and it happens that you are hornny as hell. But you don't wanna cheat on your man. Ladies come her and tell us what you will rather use to massturbate it ease the hell you through going down there in your pusssy.


Follow me as I post things and suggest some item girls use cure their konjivity


1) RAKE : I know some of you will denial ever using this item to satisfy your selves by inserting it inside your pusssies


2) HAMMER : some girl uses the bottom of a hammer to masturbatte till they cum


3) PESTEL : this item is common among girls with dripping vaginna


4) TV REMOTE : some ladies even put two remotes in their honey-well

Nairaland was fun and educative but kids with data has taken over.

sick

[color=#990100]FRYING PAN: some girls are just guilty of putting frying pan inside their vagina.. They feel it's easier, because of the size and it's also very easy to draw out, since it has a smaller handle..[/color]

Sugarcane nko?
Sumtyms, standing fan sef

BROOM

SHOVEL ::: some girls feels it's better pushing shovels down their "obo".

AK47

Firewood

op u are O.Y.O.

Who be this for God sake

Nawa 4 dis op o.. Which 1 b organism again?

you forgot to mention shovel.

@obontmi na wetin u de buy for ur sisters be dis

Guess some people need to be oriented about d use of social media.....gat no time for trash....SMH

mhonica:
Guess some people need to be oriented about d use of social media.....gat no time for trash....SMH

nice lips...

What of Remote Control?

PrimeMinisterr:
nice lips...

u too like woman, make dis 1 no talk say u PM her o.......

kirchofff:
u too like woman, make dis 1 no talk say u PM her o.......

hahahahahahaha, charlie Am just appreciating nice stuffs. 'nice stuffs shouldn't be overlooked'.

PrimeMinisterr:
hahahahahahaha, charlie Am just appreciating nice stuffs. 'nice stuffs shouldn't be overlooked'.

dat girl showed her stupidity dat day, d most annoying part is dat she's nt even pretty

Organism?

kirchofff:
dat girl showed are stupidity dat day, d most annoying part is dat she's nt even pretty

#haha, I've swept her naivety under the carpet, though she later tendered an apology.

Electric Pole: I hear it works wonders at those boring moments when they gotta stick something in there. The ones with copper cables installed works better, the shock gives them extra organism.... my sources say the wooden ones re better as they feel more natural



Organism?........ Hehehehehe Romance section killing boredom since 19 A.D

7 up bottle

0955eb027:
Nawa 4 dis op o.. Which 1 b organism again?

E.g: Amoeba

From a phsychologist perspective, I can categorically say Op is sexsterved, that's Y sex pre-occupied his thoughts

Anybody agree?

wiringdpt:
Nairaland was fun and educative but kids with data has taken over.

I taya
Organism ni, microbiology ni...
Simple orgasim spelling the kid no sabi..

It's orgasm

Mcowubaba:
I taya
Organism ni, microbiology ni...
Simple orgasim spelling the kid no sabi..

Ladder..i heard this the key to orgasm

Mcowubaba:
I taya
Organism ni, microbiology ni...
Simple orgasim spelling the kid no sabi..

And you think you spelt it right sir?