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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by vicstar(m): 11:57am On Jan 30, 2016

Angelberry:
A guy not gurl

just playing along

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by muhakeem(m): 11:58am On Jan 30, 2016

Girls weak ooh, how guy go tell you say he luv you pass him mummy & yhu dey haPpy. Abi dem dey fry Akara for ur brain? Lol

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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:01pm On Jan 30, 2016

Nubian113:
I love you

but, i really do.. cry

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by muhakeem(m): 12:02pm On Jan 30, 2016

my girl asked me why didn't I have swimming pool in my house and I said baby i built the house wit swiming pool, buh armed
robbers came nd robbed the pool living the house alone.
bliv mi i love yhu.

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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by grandlexuz(m): 12:06pm On Jan 30, 2016

blueseacats:
Who go do that kind thing to fine girl like you?

Every beautiful girl has got someone somewhere that is tired of hitting her kitty cat..

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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by lordizak(m): 12:08pm On Jan 30, 2016

ggrin:
nah

fear be grip me o...

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by elektois: 12:08pm On Jan 30, 2016

:oLies everywhere....

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by rovher: 12:09pm On Jan 30, 2016*

osedvgirl:
he told me he has big pepeye but its very small

Huh..

So u actually wan a big pepeye?

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jan 30, 2016

vicstar:
u must b insane u think every gurl is a hoe like the women in my family?

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jan 30, 2016

grandlexuz:
Every beautiful girl has got someone somewhere that is tired of hitting her kitty cat..

That's so true though.

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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Quietmouse: 12:14pm On Jan 30, 2016

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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Elomus: 12:14pm On Jan 30, 2016

vicstar:
God4bid , I just feel for dat poor dude out there thinking he's found a jewel not knowing his jewel was once a tissue paper ,

LOL @ tissue paper hahaha grin

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by mayorchelsea(m): 12:16pm On Jan 30, 2016

ireneony:
I met one Yoruba dude, he told me he is fair, but looking at him, he is black as burnt dodo ...

Some guys can lie sha

Some girls are wicked. You already made my day with this comment,gracias!!!

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Flashh: 12:17pm On Jan 30, 2016

misspicy:
1) I am different from other guys

commonest lie every guy tell, they always claim to be different until they show you that habit some other guys will show

2) I won't tell anybody

never believe a guy that use this phrase he sure will tell somebody,most guys can't harbour a secret or discussion you tell them in confidence and the moment you have a misunderstanding with them,they will start voicing like my school Secretary typewriter

[color=#225484]I am different from other guys.

#NoLies. #NoSweetTalking.

I will never tell anybody anything you tell me.

#Honestly!

You are the only girl I feel like having sex with.

Someone should mention me when counter thread is created.

I need to expose you people lies. [/color]

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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by godinbed(m): 12:24pm On Jan 30, 2016

Well ma killer sentence is.. 'I love u, gimme a chance to show u' . The things is that after I struggle to get into their pants for the first time, they won't just quit coming back.. Women!

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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by BossKratos: 12:33pm On Jan 30, 2016

https://www.nairaland.com/2901225/homies-what-greatest-lie-naija

2 can play this game!!!

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by BossKratos: 12:35pm On Jan 30, 2016

Flashh:
[color=#225484]I am different from other guys.

#NoLies. #NoSweetTalking.

I will never tell anybody anything you tell me.

#Honestly!

You are the only girl I feel like having sex with.

Someone should mention me when counter thread is created.

I need to expose you people lies. [/color]

Check down for the counter attack!

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by mjswthrt(f): 12:36pm On Jan 30, 2016*

I asked him to get me a new phone,he called me one evening like dat and told me he bought me a sexy phone and I was very hapi, so I went to his place to collect d Sexy phone and he gave me a Blackberry Bold4 nt just a Bold4 but a Chinko bold 4 that doesn't browse

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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by AirmirthDY(f): 12:37pm On Jan 30, 2016

ggrin:
I don't like sex that nigga f the hell out of me back the

Mrng o

Afternoon o

Evening o

Midnight o

Inside church,park,road,okada,keke napep,car,trailer,under staircase,salon,public toilet,cinema,ay show,hall,wedding reception,passage,farm, inshort errwhr

Now you're telling a lot of lies about a lie. Interesting Isn't it?

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by ggrin(f): 12:53pm On Jan 30, 2016

justmenoni:
Ehen but how come u let ur ex use u like olosho now
....do u actually know some guys get tired and see ladies as not decent after they hv used d shit outta em plus alot of abortions oooo but wait u didn't tell us dat part or was he working at gold circle hence having access to condoms 24-7

quote author=ggrin post=42458762]nope

I decent paa

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Nienie(f): 12:57pm On Jan 30, 2016

petkoffDrake:
U wanta chop him dry? Pity d guy naa. Am single anyways

chop wetin? good for you o

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by pbs4real(m): 12:59pm On Jan 30, 2016

osedvgirl:
he told me he has big pepeye but its very small

wat is pepeye huh

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Temysteve(m): 1:03pm On Jan 30, 2016

INTROVERT:
he told me he was the son of fmr. gov Akpabio.

Mo foooooooooooo...

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:04pm On Jan 30, 2016

momentoftruth:
enmmmm …

just intend to say that you are cute, are you Nigerian?

Thank you. No I'm not from 9ja. I'm East African.

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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Temysteve(m): 1:09pm On Jan 30, 2016

cruzita:
I'm a graduate. see olodo wey no finish primary school

after e don lamba u finish

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by above2811(m): 1:09pm On Jan 30, 2016

When l met her as Jambito, she said she's a virgin but afta l bleeped her afta a week and found out she was lying, I took her inside the school arround 11pm @ kegites shrine and l now ask her who disvirgin her. She started crying and confessing. I just do anoda round at d shrine and forgive her. Though she has small pelvic cum vigina but she's a lovable girl.

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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by momentoftruth: 1:10pm On Jan 30, 2016

Nubian113:
Thank you. No I'm not from 9ja. I'm East African.

awwwe, nice meeting you, hopefully we will get to know more about ourselves with time

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by momentoftruth: 1:11pm On Jan 30, 2016

pbs4real:
wat is pepeye

you will not fuckeed every girl on nl, will you?

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:12pm On Jan 30, 2016

momentoftruth:
awwwe, nice meeting you, hopefully we will get to know more about ourselves with time

Awe you too lovely

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Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jan 30, 2016

sonOfLucifer:
but, i really do..

Its the son's of Adam that lie like this not you cry

Re: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by momentoftruth: 1:17pm On Jan 30, 2016

Nubian113:
Awe you too lovely

thanks, my pleasure, i have been seeing ya, but I'll keep a closer eye from today grin

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