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by jessica hyndman

It’s pretty clear by now that Kim Kardashian has a profound impact on men, but an artist from Denmark has just taken things to a whole new level.

Uwe Max Jensen, a 44-year-old Danish performance artist, actually painted a portrait of Kim’s now-infamous Paper magazine spread with his penis. As in, he used his penis as a brush.

“I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other,” he told the Daily Dot. “I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.”

Indeed.

The artist says he was inspired by Andy Warhol’s Marilyn Monroe prints, labeling Kim K “a sort of Marilyn Monroe of this decade.”

The painting measures 30 by 40 centimeters and uses acrylic paint as the medium of choice. Jensen said it took about 8-10 hours to complete the piece, using his natural gift to produce the delicate details.

“If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details,” he told the Copenhagen Post. “But if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.”

Good to know.

Despite the difficult trek from paint to paper, the artist is completely satisfied with his instrument.

“My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy,” Jensen said. “But I can also use it in my art, and that’s joyful for me on more levels.”

Picture of his joystick in action or...

[color=peach]hmm.. Pretty artistic[/color]

sinaj:
Picture of his joystick in action or...

We all know that is an endtime lie

sinaj:
Picture of his joystick in action or...

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why did he cover it?we can't believe this if we don't see his third leg in action na

Be a real man

The joystick must be really small.
Just saying.

Hope i never saw anything sha.