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We always have this available made excuses of not going to church when someone asks....ranging from " I had a long day on saturday, I couldn't figure out what to put on or I don't have nice cloth to wear, some will even go as far as saying that they woke late- I think that is the funniest among all and unfortunately I among these group. Let's hear from you. What prevented you from going to church today nairalanders

End time churches around




I just noticed I made made d FTC the 3rd time in history when some Pple r struggling for just one.

I use this opportunity to thank God who made me use this morning to do my clean up before I start work for d new week..


I also apologise to God in advance cos I will be going for a football training next Sunday morning.



Furthermore, I ask God to forgive my neighbour who normally v sex on Sunday morning before going to church Buh wait....... All this canal churches sef ..


I also refused to be a part in the pastor's stomach infrastructural programme cos ejirooo akpataa atufieeee abaaa ogaranya in my state ..

N lastly,may God make all my female friends forget me next week sun to avoid mgbawa obiiii

alanposh:
End time churches around

hmmm.....it seems u don't go to church at all

At work

twoondei:
At work

are you into medical field?

Atheism.

Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.

TeamAmebo

Just wanna rest.

Nowadays church no dey sweet me go. I feel so comfortable sitting at home doing nothing on Sundays. I need prayers mehn

My bet cast today again

Cos i'm a deist

Seun:
Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.

Especially white garment churches

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Cuz i wanna be the first to comment, but my efforts has been futile so far lol

My bed refused to release me

Absolutely nothing.. God help me..

It's my birthday. How many likes for me?

Just coming back from church...

no

alanposh:
End time churches around

Are they all around you

no reason can justify why you did not go to church today as long as you are healthy. so don't waste your strength typing any reason

Hw e take concern u. My Friend Gerera hia for real mehn shit. U don't know not mm but am gonna teach u some mmm

Just for the sake of comment

I didnt feel like

Seun:
Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.

Why are you commenting on a Christian thread

Our pastor carry church key travel

Because these New GENERATION PASTORS make me feel disappointed as a Christian.
Especially those Who use " IT DOESN'T MATTER"

Any way,
I have plans of STARTING mine

I went to church so this doesn't apply.


Very soon God will transfer the wealth of the unbelievers on this particular thread to me.

Mark this comment

Seun:
Atheism.

Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.

like seriously

because i have woken up to reality..and realise these pastors can't help me..I wish I can recover the amount of offering have given these churches ..they will be like " give the biggest amount of money with u right now..the Lord want to bless u" me sef go do mumu drop the last one thousand naira with me for offering

Seun:
Atheism.

Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.

Oga Seun, Are you trying to confess?

360ng:
Absolutely nothing.. God help me..

Hmmmm!