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Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by EbubeOnoh(op): 4:49pm On Feb 08, 2016

Why do ladies have boyfrends.

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 4:51pm On Feb 08, 2016

To. Avoid dating weirdos like yhu.....
If I didn't misread yhur post sad

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Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 4:51pm On Feb 08, 2016

some is for permanent life time insurance asin toju bole to acquire wat they never deserved ! Den run arond
Like a disvirgined mosquito taunting odas cos dey refused to come out of a womb with a brain!

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Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 4:53pm On Feb 08, 2016

Why do guys have girlfriends?

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 4:53pm On Feb 08, 2016

I'm still wondering why Myself..

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Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by ronald4lif(m): 5:00pm On Feb 08, 2016

skarlett:
Why do guys have girlfriends?

For good time sex. wink

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Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 5:36pm On Feb 08, 2016

Estharfabian:
I'm still wondering why Myself..

Nerd alert cheesy

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 5:40pm On Feb 08, 2016

darkenedrebel:
Nerd alert

Nerd??

Michael, please don't call me that.
Why would You even think I'm one?

I don't look like one. Okay, I wear glasses, Buh that's irrelevant.

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by chriskosherbal(m): 5:42pm On Feb 08, 2016

For companionship.

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by vault(m): 6:02pm On Feb 08, 2016

........

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Strahovski1(m): 6:04pm On Feb 08, 2016

Money
Gifts
Money
Time out
Shopping
Money
Defense from external aggression
Money
Maybe: sex(some)

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 6:49pm On Feb 08, 2016*

Estharfabian:
Nerd??

Michael, please don't call me that.
why would You even think I'm one?

I don't look like one. Okay, I wear glasses, Buh that's irrelevant.

I think you are one because ummmmm...because my clairvoyance & alchemy tells me so. tongue

Isn't the association of nerds with spectacles a little bit cliché already. Wearing glasses don't necessarily classify one as geeky.

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 6:55pm On Feb 08, 2016

darkenedrebel:
I think you are one because ummmmm...because my clairvoyance & alchemy tells me so.

Isn't the association of nerds and spectacles a little bit cliché already. Wearing glasses don't necessarily classify one as geeky.

LoL!

yes, it's cliché.
Well, You're wrong.

I'm not a nerd.
Okay, what's the characteristics you see in me that Automatically screams "NERD"!!!!

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 7:00pm On Feb 08, 2016

Estharfabian:
LoL!

yes, it's cliché.
Well, You're wrong.

I'm not a nerd.
Okay, what's the characteristics you see in me that Automatically screams "NERD"!!!!

@bolded___you seriously do not want me to showcase your dirty linen in public, do you?

I thought as much. Those kind of convos are meant for the bedroom(I meant that figuratively i.e when both parties are shrouded in secrecy)
After all, mommy & daddy do not fight or roast themselves in front of their children, right?. In this case, NLanders are the children, metaphorically speaking cheesy

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 7:04pm On Feb 08, 2016

darkenedrebel:
@bolded___you seriously do not want me to showcase your dirty linen in public, do you?

I thought as much. Those kind of convos are meant for the bedroom(I meant that figuratively i.e when both parties are shrouded in secrecy)
After all, mommy & daddy do not fight or roast themselves in front of their children, right?. In this case, NLanders are the children, metaphorically speaking

Get over yourself!

it's not that dirty...
LoL! alright. I totally understand that. Buh nah! You ain't getting outta this one that easy! You're telling me!

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 7:13pm On Feb 08, 2016

Cos i love doing guys a favour.

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Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by tommychow(m): 7:13pm On Feb 08, 2016

Mutualism. She's kind enough to satisfy the needs of more than one guy while them guys satisfy hers. Kinda like prostitution but in a more subtle way.

Everyone wins, don't worry yourself. However, if there's anything lost in the process, it'll be her dignity.

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 7:20pm On Feb 08, 2016

Estharfabian:
Get over yourself!
it's not that dirty...
LoL! alright. I totally understand that. Buh nah! You ain't getting outta this one that easy! You're telling me!

Alright then, it's a date grin

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 7:21pm On Feb 08, 2016

Speechless3:
Cos i love doing guys a favour.

Is that what höes tell themselves nowadays days? a favour? like serious?

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2016

darkenedrebel:
Is that what höes tell themselves these days? a favour? like serious?

Ask your mum, she knows better.

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Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 7:27pm On Feb 08, 2016

U Cant even spell friend smh
Keep wondering undecided

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 7:40pm On Feb 08, 2016

Speechless3:
Ask your mum, she knows better.

Parental slurs huh? Yet you say you are not a höe?.
I woulda reciprocated the gesture, but not in a clitôris chance in Africa am I gonna squabble with a hôe. That's like Ibrahimovich stooping to banter with a LAWMA worker. Stop playing yourself loller.

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 8:28pm On Feb 08, 2016

darkenedrebel:
Parental slurs huh? Yet you say you are not a höe?.
I woulda reciprocated the gesture, but not in a clitôris chance in Africa am I gonna squabble with a hôe. That's like Ibrahimovich stooping to banter with a LAWMA worker. Stop playing yourself loller.

you are still the son of a b!tch tho.

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 10:23pm On Feb 08, 2016

Speechless3:
you are still the son of a b!tch tho.

And you are still the reprobated hare-brained spastic who thinks dating men is doing them a huge favour.

I bet you think your ugly pünani is some sort of goldmine or treasury box? It's not your fault though - it's always the dimwitted ones with nothing upstairs that sees their bodies as means to an end.

Now, buzz off before I decide to ejaculaté brimstone on your filthy carcass.

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Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 10:44pm On Feb 08, 2016

darkenedrebel:
And you are still the reprobated hare-brained spastic who thinks dating men is doing them a huge favour.

I bet you think your ugly pünani is some sort of goldmine or treasury box? It's not your fault though - it's always the dimwitted ones with nothing upstairs that sees their bodies as means to an end.

Now, buzz off before I decide to ejaculaté brimstone on your filthy carcass.

Even though your dad met your mum in a brothel i see no cogent reason why you should follow in his foot steps but if thats what you've chosen for yourself...

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Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 12:21am On Feb 09, 2016*

Speechless3:
Even though your dad met your mum in a brothel i see no cogent reason why you should follow in his foot steps but if thats what you've chosen for yourself...

I'm surprised you even know the meaning of brothel. Did you just learn that word today? Your mother must be proud of you - her lunatic daughter is finally putting her perforated brain to good use.
Isn't it ironic? Before now, you were a virtuoso in giving out brains to vagabonds, and now you are actually using your brains.
What a drastic turn of events. By the way, that's a double-entendre.

We can always agree to disagree that you are a full-fledged olosho.

As for that wack spongebob photo you put up, guess what?, I don't give a fück either. Do I look a giver of fücks? Go choke on a phàllus, you hypnotized Buffon. grin

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Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by tosyne2much(m): 12:23am On Feb 09, 2016

skarlett:
Why do guys have girlfriends?

The question for guys is for another day, so answer the OP

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Laveda(f): 12:36am On Feb 09, 2016

darkenedrebel:
I'm surprised you even know the meaning of brothel. Did you just learn that word today? Your mother must be proud of you - her lunatic daughter is finally putting her perforated brain to good use.
Isn't it ironic? Before now, you were a virtuoso in giving out brains to vagabonds, and now you are actually using your brains.
What a drastic turn of events. By the way, that's a double-entendre.

We can always agree to disagree that you are a fully-fledged olosho.

As for that wack spongebob photo you put up, guess what?, I don't give a fück either. Do I look a giver of fücks? Go choke on a phàllus, you hypnotized Buffon.

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Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 5:47am On Feb 09, 2016

darkenedrebel:
I'm surprised you even know the meaning of brothel. Did you just learn that word today? Your mother must be proud of you - her lunatic daughter is finally putting her perforated brain to good use.
Isn't it ironic? Before now, you were a virtuoso in giving out brains to vagabonds, and now you are actually using your brains.
What a drastic turn of events. By the way, that's a double-entendre.

We can always agree to disagree that you are a fully-fledged olosho.

As for that wack spongebob photo you put up, guess what?, I don't give a fück either. Do I look a giver of fücks? Go choke on a phàllus, you hypnotized Buffon.

lmao *hypnotised buffon* *faints*

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 6:10am On Feb 09, 2016

armylord:
lmao *hypnotised buffon* *faints*

*pour water on his head* guy wake up

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 6:43am On Feb 09, 2016

alexistaiwo:
*pour water on his head* guy wake up

*wakes up* *imagining how a Buffon wud look wen hypnotised* lmfao *goes into coma*

Re: Ladies: Why Do You People Have Boyfrend(s) by Nobody: 7:32am On Feb 09, 2016

tosyne2much:
The question for guys is for another day, so answer the OP

Nah, what is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander

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