₦airaland Forum

MsGlobalwonder:
Choi! Stolen meat can be sweet sha. This just confirms once again that any human irrespective of tribe and religious proclivities is prone to it. *sigh

no be stolen water again....this people sef..lol

This is not mysterious. We Africans are so obsessed with myths and that's why we fall prey to all this religious leaders easily.

What happened to this cheating couples is called " Penis Captivus".

Penis Captivus is a process where the penis is temporary trapped inside the vagina for some minutes or hours depending on the size of the vagina or penis. It can be separated easily by medical experts.

They tried ooo,seperate them with sword or they should drink the urine of a palmwine drunkard

Where the pictures at?

Few days ago na one whiteman wen die with woman on top of am blockos hang inside, today na anoda couple .....ona sure say nor bi end-time tinz

justicejay:
thats british version.
Have you checked nigerian version?

You mean the superstitious version?

For get say na one pelvic bone made d penis hang. Which stupid bone wan withstand an erect pole made by hausa concontion? It tell u if no be juju the dick fit tear dat cunt.
Juju dey for real and nigerians or africans builds their evil on it.

banmee:
You mean the superstitious version?

9jatatafo:
My question is, while the two strange lovers are stucked, will the man's joystick be flaccid or erect ?

With the pain and the shame what on earth could cause erectile excitement. And the stench within a few hours and in that 4 day period it could as well turn gangrenous and rot.

justicejay:
For get say na one pelvic bone made d penis hang. Which stu.pid bone wan withstand an erect pole made by hausa concontion? It tell u if no be juju the dick fit tear dat cunt.
Juju dey for real and nigerians or africans builds their evil on it.

You correct jare. We fit even talk say which kain tin fit make plane fly. No mind those oyibo pepu. Dem be winch. Na only winch de fly joo. I really like the way you de tink.

banmee:
You correct jare. We fit even talk say which kain tin fit make plane fly. No mind those oyibo pepu. Dem be winch. Na only winch de fly joo. I really like the way you de tink.

science and technology are reformed jazz

Godmother:
I rarely abuse online but lemme just say this, you are an ID.IOT. Hope you know that if the woman is innocent and you place magun on her she will die after some dies. So you want to kill an innocent woman abi?

If a man suspects his wife is cheating, what happens to setting a trap for her and chasing her away when you catch her.

Also, hope you have magun for cheating me. Hypocrite!

Mesef no de insult online oh, but God go forgive me..you're a much bigger id.iot for saying the woman is innocent. Woman comot go commit adultry, you say she innocent. Shey if the woman disagrees, e go hapen? Oringo bu bue.igi there.. No.nsense

chigoizie7:
Somebody is scared already.

Why u wan know how d thing be like? So that u go know when ur Oga carry anything of such nature enter house?

prevention is better Dan cure o

justicejay:
science and technology are reformed jazz

Let me guess, you are still in your village.

Snowangel4:
prevention is better Dan cure o

Lol, I love the spirit #beconciuos

tonychristopher:
Igbo land is not saints naa

Meanwhile it might be immigrants but the facts is that congee is a natural thing

Their spouses are there to calm the congee

Anyone with common sense would know that is a lie. At least a picture.

Oh no!
you failed

banmee:
Let me guess, you are still in your village.

Enugu girls dem like to do... To do... To do...(according to harry song)
Abi no be so dat song talk

justicejay:
Oh no!
you failed

That's the only thing that makes sense. You are using a computer to communicate and you still believe science is jazz. Ok.

Joystick captivus my foot!

Why has there not been a single case of this incident happening between couples that are legally married?

Why is it always coming up btw adulterous pairs? I smell magün...

No pictures?

Hospital?
To cut off d dick or what?

Osgilliat:
It's a simple logic behind it, what the doctors need to do is give the woman an injection use in the labour room to dilate the phussy of the woman from contraction. And the thing would become wide and free the man joystick. Just some muscles of the woman down there are misbehaving.

U be joke-Oo!
Where has scientific application solved spiritual matter?
If any, den it wsn't spiritual matter or scientific app alone.

G0ldcircle:
Nor b wetin dey ur mind o. Am a good gal to an extent o

Well, to an extent you say... Hummmm
To what extent are we talking about exactly!

peter042:
Yes it happen today, i saw when their are been carried by wheel-ballow to the hospital, The man is a butcher @ ogige market nsukka i know the man's shop. I will post the pic of the event later.

Butchers like sex

marklele:
nwa na amiama ndi banyi amia ma. chai!!
what a shame.

It's not just in the east ooo, it's everywhere na
The Yoruba's call it magun and I'm sure other tribes have different names for it.
Bad things happening everywhere

condralbede:
Nwoyenye ...imeaga

Adum oyi Ke way?

tiwasiaife:
Onyenye imeaga?

Onyeke adum oyi

end time

Lolz...@Op, post dem pishure here or adonbelivit

NanaSparks:
Adum oyi Ke way?

Adum oyi o,anyi keluru chukwu abiama

endtimeshit:
Mesef no de insult online oh, but God go forgive me..you're a much bigger id.iot for saying the woman is innocent. Woman comot go commit adultry, you say she innocent. Shey if the woman disagrees, e go hapen? Oringo bu bue.igi there.. No.nsense

Na wa. See you drinking paracetamol for another person's headache. Did you even bother to read my post well? The guy says if you suspect your wife not if you catch her. What if you suspect her but she is innocent. You do know that if you place magun on a woman and she doesn't cheat within a specified time she dies right?

Which means if she's guilty, she gets shamed but worse, if she innocent she will die.